eddie kaspbrak.
âi am not making bird noises every time i come near you, richie.â eddie shakes his head in disapproval. âthatâs embarrassing, and knowing you youâll probably caw caw back or something and make it even more embarrassing.â he adds knowingly. âoh wow, very clever. i wasnât even sure if you knew that.â he roll his eyes once more, a constant reaction to most things that richie says. âstop that! i hate that!â he exclaims, swatting richieâs hand away.
âcâmon eddie! it would be like having a secret handshake except way cooler and i can do a great impression of a parrot.â of course, richie would make it as embarrassing as possible and he knows that he has no chance of convincing eddie but that isnât going to stop him from trying to make it happen. he letâs his hand get swatted away with another laugh. âyou secretly love it, you just donât want to admit it. thatâs okay.â













