     “I’m going to use any quiet moment in town to be mellow.”  Given the town’s history, and their own as a matter of fact, any moment of peace was a moment to rest.  He’d spent most of his life sheltered, practically isolated.  It was nice, to find moments of happiness in the sheer insanity that was their lives, fighting villains on a regular basis.  “No.  It’s a long story, involving a war lord on our land and learning to use my surroundings.  At least, that’s how it starts.  Luckily, that part isn’t in the book.  As far as this world’s fairytales are concerned, it makes my experiences look like a bit of a joke.”
Regina rolled her eyes. "Are you kidding me? Have you seen the Disney version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves? Have you seen the way they portray me?" She asked, her tone conveying both insult and disgust. "I am nothing like that! Sure, they got the apple thing right, but...no."
