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ofignorance:

“you’re like a fuckin’ leprechaun, ma’e.” he chuckles before he snatches the joint from spud’s lips and pushes it into his own.

“Y'ever fink maybe it’s you who’s too tall?”

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ofignorance:

“knew there’s a reason i keep ya aroun’.” he grabs the baggy and rolls them both joints with practised ease. “reckon i’s cause you’re tiny as fuck why you keep fuckin’ this up, ma’e.”

“Oi! Wha’sat got to do wif anyfin?” Spud takes a joint and places it between his lips, lighting the end and allowing the smoke to billow around his head. “I ain’t tha’ li’l!”

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@frcddie

“FUCK ME, it feels like I fuckin’ wrecked me arse on that staircase... Christ almighty! That was a wipeout if I’ve ever ‘ad one!” He cranes his neck to look over his shoulder and observe the area in pain. “Do me a favor, ma’e, ‘n tell me if anything looks weird t’you?”

#frcddie #look at my ass stranger #no homo

anyone up and about who wants a starter from this chavvy potato?

#ooc

ssammys

#spudachu i choose you #i'm laughing so hard at the second and fifth one #look at this scrappy nonsense #if you don't think spud fights like this you are WRONG #;about

sireninthefirearchive-deactivat

yo this is a reminder that if you ever come up with a neat idea for our muses to interact - whether it’s canon or au - talk to me about it because chances are I will be 500% down to do the thing

#dude PLEASE #HONETLY #I'M SO SHIT AT RECOGNIZING WHEN OTHER PEOPLE WANT TO DO STUFF #AND I //ALWAYS// WANT TO DO THE STUFF

ofignorance:

honestly, he will be forever AMAZED by his friend keeping things in his shoe. tried it himself, once, with his own baggie of weed. ended up crushing the poor thing (and he swears that the smell of his feet made it taste weird). “you go’ any for me?”

“F’uh!” he exclaims, somewhere between a scoff and a laugh. “’COURSE! Who d’you think I am?” He throws the baggy containing papers and dope at Ozzy. “You’re rollin it though 'cause mine are always shite.”

#ofignorance #foot stank weed

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ofignorance:

we are the poison youth

#NICE #GOOD SHIT #;self promo

ofignorance:

“fuuuuuuck. ma’e. ma’e, we’re fuckin’ DOIN’ I’. righ’ now, we’re fuckin’ doin’ i’.”

“Naw, ma’e. Nawww. I think the only way t’do this correctly is to get proper mashed.” This calls for a shoe spliff, honestly, which is why he lifts his heel to pull the baggy from inside his boot.

#ofignorance #*bangs fist on table* CHEEKY NANDOS!! CHEEKY NANDOS!! CHEEKY NANDOS!!#Spud is totally the type of guy to keep his stuff in his shoe

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#be here in 10 #...maybe 15 #//ooc

viciousgoose

#omfg #;spuddy

ofignorance:

“if your anythin’ like podge– fuckin’ all of ‘em.” as in ALL THE CHIPS EVER.

“Naw, ma’e. Think abou’ it. If you reeeally ‘ad to sit down and stuff yourself until your gut fell out of your arse, how many d’yeh reckon?” “I think I could get through about, dunno, maybe one-for'y”

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ofignorance

“How many chips d’yeh reckon you could eat in one sitting?”