Brett Ashley

BRETT ASHLEY. TWENTY-SIX. "Let me just make it clear. I am not a spoiled brat. I'm just a very rich girl, living in a poor world. So don't blame me if you don't have money."

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Chadwick 'ur weird' Hart

ngl when Chadwick tries to get all deep && intellectual w/ Brett she'll just randomly cut in w/ [ s/t ] [ stupid ] &&& then when it gets silent bc brett really has nothing to say to him [ then ] 

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Harlow 'r u my mommy' Garrett

basically .... it has come to a point where Harlow's name is the one Brett calls out at the end of EVERY night bc "i'm going home w/ Harlow !!!!!!" && men cheer but then Brett is like "shut up you pervs !!! she takes good care of me !!!!!!!!" &&& more often than not Brett will call Harlow 'mommy' bc "my mommy takes v good care of me when im super wasted" also .... im pretty sure that brett showers harlow w/ compliments when she's shit wasted. like, "harlow u are such a qt pie.....if i were a man i would defintely ask you out!"

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Arisa '$3X KiTTEN' Leyton

omg omg omggggg Brett would actually die if Arisa started coming on to her ??????????? bc like.......in Brett's lil drunky head these two are just [ v good friends ] who drink together and look v BA w/ their bitch faces .... but then [ in rl ] &&& Brett is just like [ be cool && play along ] (in which Brett is Demi) .....&& it kinda just goes down hill from there bc now Brett questions her sexuality EVERY. TIME. ARISA. IS. AROUND. !!!!!!

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Fallon 'Stick it to the man' Thatcher

So basically Brett doesn't really know how to react to Fallon's high praise bc..."Fallon scares me...but that shouldnt matter bc i dont give a fuck ?????????" Brett does feel proud tho that Fallon will usually greet her with this really incoherent grunt rather than that scary ass mean muggin face she usually gives to other ppl !! #imnumbaone

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Eleanor 'shrink is in' Parsons

"doc i just don't get why people say i have a drinking problem" says Brett to Eleanor five times a week, shamelessly holding a flask in her hand #yolo basically brett goes to eleanor bc she "needs help" only brett is the queen of DENILEEEEEE "who needs a functioning liver anyway ???"

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Lennox 'shades emoji' Stanford

the first time they met there was a bet going around to see who could hold down their shit longest after getting super wasted. ofc lennox thinks he won even tho everyone was tooooooo fucked up && hung over the next day to actually remember #thuglyfe

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Harlow (｡♥‿♥｡) Garrett

negl brett actually thinks of harlow as this preshhhh lil chipmunk that she wants to keep in her pocket && never never release into the wild bc 'BEARS WILL EAT HER AND WE HAVE TO PROTECT THE LITTLE CREATURES !!!!' ......... also, brett may or may not be 1000% drunk for this *cackles*

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Ari$a 'bad bxtch' Leyton

tbh all Arisa needs to do is flirt a lil w/ Brett (when she's suuuuper shit wasted ofc - but then again when isn't she ?????) && *BABOOOM* golden ticket into big sis Ashley partaaaaaay ........ s/t Brett likes to cling on to the idea that Arisa has a 'thing' for her bc "bad bitch is nice to me" *cue Brett doing her rain dance*

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"B, is that you?"  - said everyone when they saw this headline.

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Trent 'Grumpy ol' Man' Walters

[ How Brett begins every conversation w/ Trent ] &&& thats when it goes downhill bc "JFC TRENT !!!! U CANT EVEN HOLD DOWN A FUCKING SHOT ?!????" Brett just enjoys being an ass && peer pressuring him into drinking more b/c [ 1 ] [ 2 ] [ 3 ] [ 4 ] esp reason 4 !!!!! tbh Brett actually has a collection of drunk!Trent pix in her phone just to look && cackle at ^.^ ("Trent didya know the pix of your head in my dog's food bowl is my wallpaper????") && s/t Brett texts the different pix to Trent just to be a troll but then tries to make him feel better by saying s/t like: "Trent baby, if you come back for round 2 i'll take better care of you *suggestive eyes emoji* #dontuwantsexytimes ?????" [ but actually ] 

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♡ Ashley Sisters ♡

[ Actual ] [ Ashley ] [ Sisters ] [ in ] [ rl ] [ action ] In other words, Brett/Damaris the trolls of Beatrix's existence (✿ ♥‿♥) ex. [ 1 ] && [ 2 ] ofc it's always from the bottom of their dearest hearts.

As an added bonus: [ actual Bea reactions when middle sis gets tangled into idiot sisters schenanigans  ] 

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Charley (ノ・ω・)ノ Abrams

Actual [ Brett to Charley ] >‿‿◕ &&& to repay Charley's kindness Brett gets Charley drunk bc "WHAT ARE H♡ES FOR?!?!?????" also [ an accurate rep of Charley/Bretty  ] bc there is nothing that would stop Brett from having undying heart eyes for Charley. as an added bonus: [ Charley to Brett ] 60% of time bc lbr Charley likes to explain EVERYTHING in full detail and Brett just sits there taking it like a champ && dealing w her hangovers 0_x

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Trent ಠ▃ಠ Walters

tbh s/t Brett will txt Trent like: "TRENT !!!!!! Come ovaaaaa !!! Bea summons youuuuu !!!!!!!!!" &&& duhhhh Trent believes it (EVERY time) bc Beatrix doesn't txt ppl EVER !!! but when he gets there, Bea is never around so "Trent, baby!! Let's drinkkkkkkk and turn your frown INSIDE OUT" (bc Brett never knows how to get sayings right lbr) ALSO #isittimeforsexytime is usually replied with #onlyifyoudoabodyshotoffme *winky face emoji*

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There's a humming in the restless summer air And we're slipping off the course that we prepared But in all chaos, there is calculation

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Chadwick ಠ╭╮ಠ Hart

tbh Brett v much believes that Chadwick is weird bc one time she was visiting her dead grandma (drunk! ofc) &&&& she just saw him broOoOoOoding & lurking and WHO THE FUCK HANGS OUT IN A GRAVEYARD LIKE NBD ?!?! ⊙.◎ also bc he avoids the Ashley Sisters Brett is POSITIVE that Chadwick is an Alien bc WHO IGNORES ASHLEY SISTERS ?!?!????????????

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Lyra ☆ Hayes

Brett && Lyra's [ Daily ] [ Fashion ] !!!!!!!!!!!!!! tbh ...... Brett's only on the YES! FEMALE POWER train bc Lyra is a bombdiggity conductor *shades emoji* and bc it fun to shout and [ call ppl out on their gender slurs n shit ] ALSO imagine Brett and Lyra swinging on ugly bar chandeliers && screaming lyrics to Wrecking Ball at the tops of their lungs bc WE ARE EXERTING OUR RIGHTS AS OPPRESSED WOMEN !!!!! FUCK WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY !!!!!!!!!! 

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Dexter ☉‿☉ Abrams

So bc Dex is Charley's bro ....... this obv makes Dex Brett's bro b/c Charley/Brett = h♡es !!!!!!!!!!! tbh Brett only wants Dex in her life bc "DeXxXxXxXxX !!!!!! I need u loOot me sum Hennnny &7 Cap !!!!!!!. kthx." &&&& this normally leads to "WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO WESTWOOD'S ALCOHOL SUPPLY?!?!?????????"