Cute Girl Says Shit

🫀 maniacal unseelie nightmare girl 🫀 She/they

[capatincrunch]

-Pinned Post Ig-

heyo! Figured I should make a pinned post

-Call me Stella. Or Astrea. Or Estelle. Or Capatin. Or good girl, idc

-Im 18 and figuring out some shit, but you probably know that if you're here

-i like *inhales* being pan, gravity falls, antique shit, bones, SCP, comic books, regular books, deltarune, DND, being unique, cvtting myself, monsters, folklore, playing the healer, making games, character design (especially villains), villains in general, Human domestication guide, project hail Mary, frieren, art (traditional), and world building

-my hypothetical transition goals are Emrakul, the promised end, queen deltarune, and laxasia the complete

-no dni. Im an attention whore

-can you name every character in my pfp?

-horny side blog? I hardly know 'er! This is my horny main blog, I'm just too embarrassed to post real freak stuff

-im a sub unless I need to put another sub in their place

-my omega scent is the smell of winning catan

-I WANT ATTENTION!

[capatincrunch]

i was talking with my friend last night, and she says to me, she says "why worry about perfect grammar if you get the point across?"

And ....

I just had to think on that a while

[capatincrunch]

hump the boot that kicks you, or whatever they say

[briarhellhound]

If you grew up alongside your partner Pokémon it's basically incest for you to have sex (this makes it better)

[terraswallows]

You sure about that hun?

[capatincrunch]

yall don't get it, I would be soooo easy to clicker train. I was listening to 'spoonful of sugar' from the Mary poppins movie, and I legit perked up at the snap sound 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[obscenebutch]

FACT: having a big soft belly and full, heavy tits actually makes you a venus idol and you're meant to be worshipped with fertility rites. like 3 hours uninterrupted creampies until one of us passes out

[hero-gets-lonely]

the best thing you can do for your mental health is let a woman in her 30s clicker train you

[i-suggest-transing-your-gender]

Shoutout to weird girls who became weird boys and weird boys who became weird girls and weird girls and boys who became both or neither. Let's all be weird and strange together

[capatincrunch]

The term "transwoman" with no space is a terf dog whistle. Put a space between the two words. You dont say "gaywoman" or "oldwoman". Say Trans women not transwomen

thank you anon. I have changed it

[pridecords]

[sheepmo]

all trans people are vampires. the moment a person realises they are trans, they turn into a vampire. i dont make the rules thats just how it is

[capatincrunch]

its true. Started my dark apotheosis the minute my egg cracked

[maletolion]

i wish trans women could get pregnant so bad. not because i wish i had a womb or anything it would just be hot to make them into single mothers

[capatincrunch]

...if only....

[comrade-ashenov]

[capatincrunch]

so, sword lesbians are definitely a thing. Does this mean other genders/sexualities get other medieval weapons?

Do gay men get spears, so bisexuals use glaives? Pansexual tridents, each tine a different color of the flag? Intersex halberds? Trans war scythes? Non-binary lantern shields? Genderfluid gisarme?

[astraea-jumpscare]

i dont think i can adequately voice how happy i am we get scythes

[capatincrunch]

i picked them bc they were regular, mundane tools, that were changed into something better.

[cloudkurokuroz]

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[capatincrunch]

are there any insect furries out there?