I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream

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I get sick of tumblr’s version of self care, which 90% of the time threads into this beautifully: go pet a fuzzy cute animal! pile up your favorite blankets from childhood and watch disney movies! take a nap! play a game from this list of cute soothings games! 

More realistically: go take a shower because it’s been three days. Wash the dishes that have been in the sink since last Friday that you can smell as soon as you open your door because rotting food stinks. Pick all your clothes off the floor because that’s where your entire wardrobe is and you’ve already cried today because you tripped over a sweater and realized the cat puked on it. Call someone who can give you enough courage to pay that bill you’ve been ignoring. Put away the crackers because that’s all you’ve eaten for two days straight. Apologize to the friends who are worried sick about you, and if you can’t at least let them know you are ok and need space. 

One of the most empowering types of self-care is responsibility, but tumblr just wants to sit in a closet strung with fairy lights and read their favorite fic.  

“Cute” self-care for “cute” mental issues. That’s not reality. 

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Finally someone said this

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i do not like them sam i am

i do not like

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me yesterday

me today

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK IN JUNE

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!

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It’s really not

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN

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tomorrow IS Halloween

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The greatest tweet ever tweeted.

[devilishdescent]

brainfreeze is my favorite pain response because it’s literally your body telling you to stop eating fucking snow, you stupid jackass, what is wrong with you

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It’s happening

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IT’S TIME TO BRING THIS BACK

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this is the hot dog man of destiny

once every 15.5 years this man will fend off all darkness for you

reblog in 12 seconds or you will never feel happiness again

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holy fuck….. guys reblog for good luck!!!!!!!!!! after i reblogged this i got a cheque in the mail for $59028498 trust me it works!!!!!!!!

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HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

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Everyone on Tumblr starting September 1st

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me: *encounters something slightly difficult*

brain: you have to cry

me: why

brain: you gotta