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cheaphalloweencostume

balls boance

danascullly

Only Murders in the Building | Season 5 Episode 4 - Dirty Birds Written by Kristin Newman

zoesupreme

well the thing is that's an extremely reasonable concern

lakemojave

The first Nolan movie Pattinson signed on for was Tenet which straight up had the protagonist--literally a character named Protagonist--say "I'm the Protagonist."

So like. Yeah I don't blame him

saint-vore

if you're confused about all the pumpkins and ghosts and stuff, it's actually a sort of seasonal harvest festival in parts of the northern hemisphere. yeah, it's kinda weird to think about how it's autumn down there when up here it's spring, haha yeah imagine them all, upside down, and getting colder in october when it's just starting to warm up

and can you imagine, down there it's COLD at christmas, crazy right?

saxifraga-x-urbium

that's nonsense, why would it be cold at christmas, it doesn't even make sense? that's a festival about the birth of something??? obviously that happens in summer.

taifan92

Excuse me?! What you guys doing calling the northern hemisphere "down there"?! We're north. That's UP on a map when it's oriented properly.

saint-vore

what the fuck are you talking about?

robotslenderman

Guys, you've got it wrong. Obviously the northern hemisphere Christmas is in July so they have it in summer. There's no way they'd have it in winter. Winter isn't seafood or barbecue season, and who has Christmas without seafood or barbecues?

pangur-and-grim

accidentally sent a friend 1kg of starch for her birthday

pangur-and-grim

closet-keys

the primary censorship function of "sensitive content" filters has turned it into a very bizarre roulette game.

something marked sensitive content is:

49% - a post that is a bit too critical of imperialism 49% - a trans woman posting literally anything 2% - close up photo of someone's hairy asshole

iamoutofideas

fucking sick of my insolent subjects

freshcuntgrass

Nothing has done quite so much damage to my internal vocabulary as the construction #MyNoun. I don't remember if it was from that "tour of my jar, this is my twig #MyTwig" or if it was from "inappropriate attachment to objects, my tuube #MyTuube" but either way it was one of you fuckers on here. I do it every time there's my noun #MyNoun

pisshandkerchief

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

cryptotheism

Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.

howieduet

The rats have fled the sinking ship

The wolves have fled the sinking ship

The dragons have fled the-

cryptotheism

I'm not even joking furries account for like 30% of all modern tech infrastructure.

ayellowbirds

krismasdreemurr00

witheringsapphic-deactivated202

please reblog this until i find my true love. i am so alone

tables-but-with-a-very-long-name

Made it poly friendly

witheringsapphic-deactivated202

oh hell yeah even better

courtjester69420

Made one for aromantic trans people 👍

queen-mihai

Reblogging for poly people, mono people, and people who need their keys

sassyphantomkoala

Thank you for reminding me of my privilege, by helping me remember that as an allo person I never lost my keys.

makesomenoise

🌈

jakeperalta

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!