Uriel of the Hellguard

my boss is a demon now (mun is 21 and has an unhealthy obsession with teal deer. NSFW is cool but ask first maybe i am v. shy)

[starsprofessor]

[ofthehellguard-blog]

imaginationisdarkmagic replied to your post:why i have not been here

ONE OF US

i dont even own this fukin game and here i am, i am sorry if this knowledge disappoints you but i am Broke and also I Have No Friends

[ofthehellguard-blog]

why i have not been here

ryuu ga waga teki go fuck yourself

[death-and-dust-deactivated20160]

"Horseman, what would it take to get you to part with Dust?" She had the option of simply asking Dust to come with her, but she figured she'd be polite about it.

The Horseman pondered, did she mean literally or in a sense of friendship? Well, he decided to answer both rather quickly. 

“Well, Dust is a bird. He can fly wherever he pleases. But on the scale of friendship, the bird and I are rather well connected.”

[ofthehellguard-blog]

"Well, in that case I shall ask him nicely before taking him."

She wants your bird, Death 8|

[ofthehellguard-blog]

RP community

Attention 18+ Darksiders RPers! Little Hades, an RP over on Dreamwidth, is holding its second Test Drive Meme (where you just pop in and see how you like it without having to do anything else) before applications open. It’s a game where your character dies (either due to canon events or something you made up) and goes to Hell for whatever reason, where they must somehow entertain themselves for eternity and do community service.

This month Heaven Transfers open, which means you can now apply as characters that don’t deserve to go to Hell!

Abaddon is currently shoving flyers in people’s faces and being bummed about not having any money because he doesn’t have a job. Loser. Come join him!

[northeasternwind]

OKAY SO GUYS. GUYS.

Here is a sandbox game where your character has been sentenced to an eternity in Hell for their canon Evil Deeds (like failing to save the world or whatever) and they can get jobs and stuff and it’s slice-of-life with events and world-building.

In June, Heaven Transfer applications open, which means that your character who isn’t terrible enough to go to Hell can be applied for! which means that abaddon can have his angel frands sob please come keep me company

Since most characters in the Darksiders franchise have some Hell-worthy deed or other to their name I thought this would be perfect for this fandom hehehe.

You have to be 18 to join so if you are then I AM PLANNING ON APPLYING AS ABADDON COME JOIN ME.

[ofthehellguard-blog]

I’m fairly sure most of my followers are under the age of 18, but I’ll reblog this here anyway.

[ofthehellguard-blog]

This is your regular reminder that dreamwidth.org has a great RP community and you should definitely try it.

[ofthehellguard-blog]

...Although, I must be honest, if you’re under the age of 16 you should probably stick to museboxes and dressingrooms.

Games are a whole different beast and require a thicker skin.

[ofthehellguard-blog]

This is your regular reminder that dreamwidth.org has a great RP community and you should definitely try it.

[dustycrowboi]

((OH WELL I GUESS YOU ARE MINE NOW /takes and flies away))

-questioning squawking?-

[ofthehellguard-blog]

/scratches head

“Need company?”

WE CAN BE BIRDS TOGETHER

[dustycrowboi]

-happily accept scritches. Squawks contentedly-

[ofthehellguard-blog]

“Excellent.”

Uriel transfers him to shoulder. Your bird is Uriel’s now Death. WHADDYA GONNA DO ABOUT IT.

[dustycrowboi]

Dust preens his feathers and accepts his new role of angel baby’s companion.

[ofthehellguard-blog]

She will pet him and feed him and give him demon corpses. She knows all about birds, yes.

[dustycrowboi]

((OH WELL I GUESS YOU ARE MINE NOW /takes and flies away))

-questioning squawking?-

[ofthehellguard-blog]

/scratches head

“Need company?”

WE CAN BE BIRDS TOGETHER

[dustycrowboi]

-happily accept scritches. Squawks contentedly-

[ofthehellguard-blog]

“Excellent.”

Uriel transfers him to shoulder. Your bird is Uriel’s now Death. WHADDYA GONNA DO ABOUT IT.

[dustycrowboi]

((OH WELL I GUESS YOU ARE MINE NOW /takes and flies away))

-questioning squawking?-

[ofthehellguard-blog]

/scratches head

“Need company?”

WE CAN BE BIRDS TOGETHER

[ofthehellguard-blog]

After much toil and hardship, I’ve finally memorized the email for this account.

[farseerdri]

Commisson for mask-of-dakla

[absalom-rp]

“I approve this look!”

[dustycrowboi]

(gives a tasty demon corpse and some smooches to Dust)

Grateful crowing.

[ofthehellguard-blog]

/many pets

[dustycrowboi]

Happy hand nudges

[ofthehellguard-blog]

resisting the urge to claim dust as own pet

[dustycrowboi]

Maybe you can strike a deal with Death. Content crow noises. Very happy crow right now

[ofthehellguard-blog]

Don’t tempt us >__> Let us be happy together ^O^

[dustycrowboi]

(gives a tasty demon corpse and some smooches to Dust)

Grateful crowing.

[ofthehellguard-blog]

/many pets

[dustycrowboi]

Happy hand nudges

[ofthehellguard-blog]

resisting the urge to claim dust as own pet

[dustycrowboi]

(gives a tasty demon corpse and some smooches to Dust)

Grateful crowing.

[ofthehellguard-blog]

/many pets

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Why is a porn blog following me

Ancient tumblr user proverb  (via mercurieux)

They’re bots. It isn’t an actual person running a porn blog looking at your blog and deciding to follow you. If you’ve ever used your nsfw tag, you’ll get porn bots following you.

I’M NOT SURE IF THIS IS AN ACTUAL QUESTION OR NOT BUT THERE YOU GO.