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I am an existence of all time.

[sporkteeth]

a big ole dump of random ft stuff i never posted here! pt 3 // pt 1, 2

[moxiepoxart]

Not planning to finish this one

[bigfatbreak]

Call me fighter, I'll mop the floor with you! Call me lover, I'll take you for a drink or two! You'll get older, and maybe then you'll feel some control-

[bigfatbreak]

what about twilight's parents in the draconequus AU? how did they react, what's their relationship with shining armor, spike, princess cadence, princess celestia, and the rest of canterlot?

Nightlight and Velvet didn't take Twilight being transformed into an unidentifiable monster very well, but they took Celestia's damage control even worse. The first seeds of rebellion were sown that day.

they never planned on letting Celestia keep her in that tower forever. Between the three of them, Nightlight would push his magical prowess and studies to the point of becoming a Wizard, Velvet would become a protected and respected Judge, and Shining Armor famously would become Captain of the Royal Guard. They each fostered their own loyal communities, in the hopes of turning the tide of Celestia's decision by force.

Luckily, Nightmare Moon busted out and Celestia had no choice but to release Twilight to allow her to fulfill her grand destiny.

and all Twilight knows is that her parents love her very much.

[bigfatbreak]

So, MLP Draconequus AU. Twilight invites two of the oldest people she knows over. Discord and Luna.

Are they giving each other the stink eye every time Twilight turns around, or communicating solely through eye contact about "If you dare make her cry I will turn evil again just to rip out your entrails"?

you two idiots have the rest of eternity to shoot your shot, now stop almost spoiling Twilight's first teaparty

[bigfatbreak]

Halo 👋

just wanted to ask, don't u tired from MLB? like, really u do so much stuff with it, if I was in ur place I prolly drop it after first two chapter of Feralnett.

How do u find so much patience to do all this stuff?

(sorry for grammar, I still practicing my English)

my brain works on a rotating orbit of interests so the variety i play with means I never really get bored, with feralnette as a large constant that occasionally gets eclipsed by other interests for a few weeks at a time, before i hop back onto it again

like so

[hotvampireadjacent]

[groovyfran-png]

"Do you insert yourself as the top/bottom of your favorite ship?" No, I'm the cameraman

[sillysiluriforme]

fujoshis i demand 11% of your income

[acnologias-ass]

Recent VGen comm of Mirajane 💕 Actually had lots of fun with this one 🥹

[valtsv]

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.

[valtsv]

today i learned that there are cave paintings of bats and i think you all deserve to see them

[iamgoingtobeatyouwithhammers]

@teaboot

[lunnitavaldez]

This joke has been stuck in my head for weeks

[bigfatbreak]

"bfb where are u" im huffing my own fumes making an au where luka looks like this

whoaaaaa gackt is back i guess

[majunju]

abyss princess

[writing-prompt-s]

A demon has cursed you with the inability to have children or form a family, and as soon as you learn of this you went to tell the witch who you promised your firstborn child, as this clearly will prevent you from fulfilling your side of the deal.

[mothnem]

The witch just nods and calls her lawyer Fae. Even demons need to learn to not infringe on deals.

[madeofmanyfandoms]

Lawer fae: "After reviewing all of the documentation, I'm happy to inform you that there is a very simple solution!" 😀

Witch: And that is?

Lawer fae: While we can't remove the curse ourselves, your deal predates it by a significant margin. And since the curse interferes with the deal maker's ability to fulfill their end of the agreement through no fault of their own, you would be well within your rights to demand that the Demon either remove the curse or pay the price instead!

[anoonzee]

Coming up next on "UNSEELIE COURT"...

[nobodyfamousposts]

I think we need a show like this. Either serious court drama or Ace Attorney shenanigans showcasing civil cases involving magical or supernatural beings and the deals or curses they make.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Insomnia implies the existence of an outsomnia where you have a hard time staying awake