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Reblog if you RP a character from Jurassic Park
Whether it’s any of the movies, books, comics, etc.
Genderbents and OCs welcome.
Find your fandom here.
Location [2/3] | Gentle Giants Petting Zoo
Just a heads up, if you get a follow from lilraptor, I’m following you. This is a sideblog ( since I cannot manage accounts properly ) so don’t worry about being mutual with me bc 10 / 10 you already are.
IF YOU END UP SHIPPING WITH ME, I WILL-
✔ Ruin you :’)
They aren’t animatronics, they are babies!
texts from last night meme 2 (nsfw)
[text]: THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
[text]: I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
[text]: I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
[text]: the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
[text]: He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
[text]: I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
[text]: Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
[text]: Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
[text]: was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
[text]: They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
[text]: New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
[text]: Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
[text]: its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
[text]: I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
[text]: At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
[text]: It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
[text]: You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
[text]: 'go have sex with her' does not count as wingman
[text]: someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
[text]: You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
[text]: Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
[text]: Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
[text]: Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
[text]: You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
[text]: Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
let’s make out while I grind on you and quietly moan in your mouth.
big dinosaurs, bigger dildos.
Cheesy Pick Up lines meme
"I'm not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together."
"I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
"You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry."
"I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?"
"You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!"
"I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it."
"I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world."
"Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you."
"I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?"
"You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?"
"Was your dad a boxer? Cause you're a knockout!"
"Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte."
"If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you."
"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you."
"If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"
"Something is wrong with my phone...it's just that your numbers not in it."
"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one."
" Is your name google? Cause you've got everything I'm looking for."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?"
"Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you."
"Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?"
"Can I give you a kiss? I promise I'll give you it back."
"Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling."
"There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you."
starter call!!
Jurassic World Sentence Starters.
“Your flight’s in two hours.”
“Did you feed the monster under your bed?”
“[Name], you’re not going off to war.“
“Remember. If something chases you – run.”
“Why do you have to say things like that?”
“Can he/she/they slow down?”
“No one’s impressed by a dinosaur anymore.”
“We want to be thrilled.”
“Don’t wander off.”
“Seven years…seven, but y’know, close.”
“You’re not coming with us?”
“Where did you get that?”
“The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control.”
“You should spend a day at the beach, get some sun!”
“Oh, he/she/they’re just being dramatic.”
“I like her/his/their spirit.”
“Hey! Don’t give me that shit.”
“Damn, you got them eating out of your palm.”
“Extinct animals have no rights.”
“Do you hear yourself when you talk?”
“This is going to happen – with or without you.”
“You the new guy?”
“No, [name] is not having a bachelor/bachelorette party.”
“All his/her/their friends are animals.”
“You were supposed to call me when you landed.”
“Wait, are you crying?”
“What do they want now?”
“Do you want to consult here, or in my bungalow?”
“It’s a relationship. It’s based on mutual respect.”
“What kind of a diet doesn’t allow tequila?”
“What kind of a man shows up to a date in board shorts?”
“They’re dinosaurs. Wow enough.”
“Probably not a good idea.”
“Is it in the basement? Is there a downstairs? Maybe it’s in the rec room.”
“What? Why would you say that?”
“There’s a point where you have to grow up.”
“You’re going after it with non-lethals?”
“You are not in control here!”
“You have an M-134 in your armory; put it on a chopper, and smoke this thing!”
“What do you think’s going to happen with you just staring at them?”
“Who authorized you to do this?”
“Fine, I’ll do it myself.”
“Dude. Off-road.”
“It’s killing for sport.”
“I am not one of your damn animals!”
“You’ll last two minutes in there. Less in those ridiculous shoes.”
“What is that supposed to mean?”
“Just like taking a stroll through the woods. 65 million years ago.”
“I know who you are.”
“Then you know why I’m here.”
“The solution to your crisis is standing right in front of you.”
“Okay, boss. What’s your next move?”
“Where did you go? Why didn’t you come back?”
“Son of a bitch.”
“Can we stay with you?”
“Do not shoot my raptors. Please.”
“You’re looking at him, kid.”
“Hold hands.”
“Your boyfriend’s a badass.”
“Raptors got a new alpha.”
“It’s okay to lie to people when they’re scared!”
“I can’t wait to tell mom!”
“I’m afraid that’s above your pay grade.”
“Why did you have to make it personal?”
“Run!”
“We should probably stick together. For survival.”
(via mistressmxleficent )