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nude 😳

nude : my muse walks in on your muse accidentally seeing them naked.

Val’s eyes nearly bulged out of her fucking skull. A high pitched shreik as she throws a pillow at her cousin before shouting at the top of her lungs. “Put some fucking clothes on!” She couldn’t believe him, she literally told him she was coming over and he had the audacity to have his entire schlong on display as if anyone wanted to see it.

#meme #moonierisms

sacrifice 😔

sacrifice : my muse jumps in front of your muse, sacrificing their life for your muses life.

Honestly, if Val knew that there would be some sort of robbery at the drug store today she wouldn’t have told Moonie to come into the store. If she would’ve known that she and her baby cousin would be staring at a man in a mask holding some sort of handgun, she would’ve told Moonie to stay home. If she would’ve known that she would have to jump in front of the barrel of the gun to save her baby cousin, she would have closed the store for the day. However, Desmonda Appaloosa Valentina Johnson-Moon wasn’t a fortune teller and she couldn’t predict how her day would end. Tears trickled down her cheeks as she felt an unfamiliar sting in her abdomen as blurry vision watched the robber run away in fear of causing more harm. Who knew today would end up like this.

#tw: death #tw: gun #tw: robbery #tw: injury #i don't know what else to put but c wanted angst so HERE #moonierisms

kiss for noah LOL

Her lips connect with his quickly, before pulling away with a smug look on her face. “That’s for teasing me for my little crush on you when I was a kid... Couldn’t help it when a handsome brute like yourself crashed on my couch for so long...” Arms crossed over her small chest as if to give him more attitude.

#meme #conradashwood

bed for noah

bed : my muse wakes up in the same bed as your muse with little recollection of the night before.

Her eyes were as wide as saucers, “What. The. Fuck.” There was no way in hell she just slept with her employee- did she? Is this against some sort of workplace law? She wasn’t sure, in her defence the store was still mostly run by her father but her name was still under being his employer. I mean, it wouldn’t be the first time and it probably wouldn’t be the last that Noah and she have done something stupid, that’s for sure.

#meme #conradashwood

piggyback for miaaa

piggyback : my muse jumps on your muses back, my muse gives yours a piggyback ride.

The other comments while hanging off her roommate’s back, “This is completely necessary to get Dixie down from the cupboards... that little asshole...” Val continued to try at bait her kitten down with treats while hanging off of Mia’s back. “I owe you one drunken piggyback ride after this... we need to buy a step stool my friend...”

#meme #conradashwood

embrace !!!! 🥺🤲🏻

embrace : my muse abruptly throwing their arms around your muse, hugging them tightly.

Her face contorted as Andy wrapped her arms around the other. It’s not that the other never showed affection or vice versa, it’s just that most times it was completely unexpected. “What’s gotten you into such a touchy mood? Don’t tell me you’re sad about her again... I can’t really help you with that babes...”

#meme #loverism

pedroxscntos‌:

‘‘–DON’T call me detective when i’m off the clock.’‘ there’s a small groan that escapes him, hand running along his face– while the other hand is reaching for his phone to check the time. ‘‘i gotta head out soon so i can finish up on this case.’’ pedro mutters as he sets his phone down on the end table, head tilting up to look at her. ‘‘why?’

“Here’s what I think you should do instead...” She waves her hand around as if to gesture at something, “You should stay here, with me and let one of the other dudes solve this mystical case... It’s obviously not that pressing otherwise you’d be working day in and day out on it but you have had a couple days off...” Val was still straddled on his lap as she sat up, looking up in the eyes and clasping her hands together as she waited for an answer.

#ft. pedro #conversations

naughtyandnicerpmemes

FIRST FIVE ASKS GET A KISS

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sex+romance headcanons!

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

loverism‌:

( @ofvalcntina ) “ well – ” andy snorted dramatically as she leaned slightly closer to the computer. “ that is … SO inaccurate. just look at her nails. there’s no way. no way. i call bullshit. ” andy adjusted her position so that she was sitting on her knees, taking a long hit of her joint as she shook her head. “ i forgot why we even started researching this, val. ” she laughed as she exhaled and offered the devil’s lettuce to her ( non-related ) best friend.

Taking the joint from her (non-related) big sister, the other shook her head in sync. “That’s... that’s basically a PAP Smear with those nails... that can’t be enjoyable...” A cough as the other exhaled her second hit. Eyes squinted as the sound of a high pitched squeal pierced their ears. “And that... that sounded so fake.”

#ft. andy #conversations #tw: drugs

vaememes

some one word prompts . ( send one of the words for our muses to interact based off that word )

goodbye : my muse kissing and/or hugging your muse goodbye.

secrets : my muse sharing/confiding their deepest, darkest secret with your muse.

nightmare : my muse coming to your muses aid when they awake from a nightmare.

push : my muse pushing your muse out of the way of danger.

embrace : my muse abruptly throwing their arms around your muse, hugging them tightly.

bloody : my muse coming to your muse with blood stains on their clothes and hands, shaking.

drunk : my muse takes care of your muse while they are in a drunken state.

bed : my muse wakes up in the same bed as your muse with little recollection of the night before.

slap : my muse slaps your muse across the face out of anger.

gone : my muse stays by your muses side while they take their last breath.

scream : my muse hears your muse scream and quickly runs to their side.

sleep : my muse falls asleep on your muse, making it hard for my muse to leave.

stalk : my muse gets caught by your muse trailing behind them, watching them.

sacrifice : my muse jumps in front of your muse, sacrificing their life for your muses life.

trail : my muse watches as your muse traces one of my muses scares, asking them about it.

love : my muse confronts your muse about why they never say ’ i love you ’ back.

piggyback : my muse jumps on your muses back, my muse gives yours a piggyback ride.

jump : my muse runs to your muse and jumps up, my muse holding yours up by their thighs.

dance : my muse holds their hand out, waiting for your muse to come out and slow dance with them.

carry : my muse carries your muse to their house, either drunk, or a weakened state, can specify.

lighter : my muse pulls out a lighter and lights it for your muse to use to light their cigarette.

shot : my muse gets shot and struggles to your muses house for aid.

wound : my muse patches and bandages a wound your muse has gotten.

fight : my muse stops your muse from getting into a physical fight with someone else.

arrest : your muse finds my muse arrested in cuffs with swarming police everywhere.

hospital : my muse awakens in a hospital, finding your muse by their side, asking what happened.

gun : my muse pulls out a gun on your muse, your muse tries to talk them into putting the gun down.

betrayal : my muse finds out that your muse has betrayed them in same way and confronts them about it.

nude : my muse walks in on your muse accidentally seeing them naked.

karaoke : my muse pulls your muse up on stage with them to sing some karaoke songs.

laughter : my muse hears your muse laughing uncontrollably and approaches to see if they are okay.

murder : my muse walks in on your muse committing a gruesome murder.

wet : my muse strips down to their under garments and runs into the water, motioning for your muse to join them.

@pedroxscntos

Hovering over top of the older man, she laughs. For someone with commitment issues, she sure spent an abundance of time with Pedro. She could never put her finger on why, but Val just found herself enamoured by him. A smirk appearing on ruby red lips, “How much longer do you have until you’re back to work Detective...?” The name of his job rolling off of her tongue effortlessly, Val just wanted to know how much time they had left together before he got swept off into some other case for god knows how long.

#conversations #ft. pedro