yeoman janice rand

an indie rp blog for star trek's janice rand, reimagined for the aos.

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It had been a few months since the Flash had taken Janice under his wing. Most days, the blonde wondered why he’d agreed to the partnership. She had no powers to aid him. Janice believed that the man didn’t want to see her end up dead. He helped her because she’d probably wind up dead without him. Though, why that mattered, she really didn’t know. 

Despite their partnership, Janice had yet to find the group responsible for her brother’s death. Neither the Flash, nor the police department seemed to know the answers she sought. She still checked with her contact, the man she’d grown to call, ‘Barry’. Though she had become fond of Barry, he too could not help her.

Regardless of his reasons for doing so, the Flash did train Janice. Though, he seemed to forget her human status.

“Flash,” she panted, “You know I run at a natural speed, right?”

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The man was dangerous, far more dangerous than anyone else Janice had encountered. When she looked at him, she only saw a man. It was hard to believe that a single person was capable of so much destruction. Still, she’d heard the reports. She knew what he’d achieved. 

Taking the man his meals was not her assignment. In fact, the duty belonged to another yeoman, one that had asked Janice to fill in for her. She’d caught her walking in the hallway. It was ‘only once,’ and, that Janice would be ‘just dropping off a plate,’ but something about the other woman’s tone made the blonde feel like she’d hear the request again. 

“I’ve brought your lunch,” she said, sliding the tray into the small, perfectly made slot. “The other yeoman had other matters to tend to.”

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The meeting hadn’t gone well. It was like watching a train crash in slow motion. The Captain did her best, but it wasn’t enough. Janice found herself getting angry for the captain. It was loyalty induced frustration. 

Afterward, she looked at the captain, and attempted a smile. However, it faltered. “Do I say something supportive, or do I let you vent?”

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“Doctor McCoy,” Janice started, approaching the man with a smile that she hoped would detract from the fact that she was interrupting him. The yeoman had been unceremoniously tasked with delivering a ‘misplaced’ item. “Someone found this in the cafeteria. I’m not sure how it got there, but I think we’d both agree that it definitely shouldn’t be there.”

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“That’s not really what I do. Do you -” Janice leaned forward, face laden with both confusion, and interest. “Do you know what I do?”

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Sorry for my unannounced hiatus. I was in my last semester of college, but it’s over now, and I am free. On a side note, Calculus is gross, and I never want to hear about it again.

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Sorry for my unannounced hiatus. I was in my last semester of college, but it’s over now, and I am free. On a side note, Calculus is gross, and I never want to hear about it again.

I will post my replies, but for now, like this for a starter!

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Psych Sentence Meme

"A little girl outside just started crying when she saw this shirt."

"Are you a fan of delicious flavor?"

"Don’t be exactly half of an 11 pound black forest ham."

"Don’t panic. Those bites are consistent with a T-Rex bite."

"Great. Now you’ve gotten me kicked out of a funeral. Just add it to the list."

"How can you tell that someone’s a compulsive liar? I mean, assuming that their pants aren’t on fire."

"How do you just eat when there’s a dead guy laying there?"

"I can’t spend the night in the museum. I don’t have my toothbrush, I don’t have my multi-vitamins, and oh yeah, I don’t want my soul suffering eternal damnation for disrupting the sleep of an Egyptian canal digger."

"I can’t watch Channel 8 anymore. Lloyd Lansing wears a toupee. It’s like every newscast begins with a lie."

"I don’t ask questions I don’t want to know the answers to."

"I don’t like liars who steal nail polish and then pass out when you slap them a little bit on the back of the head."

"I feel like an angel baby swaddled in a cocoon of cloud candy."

"I feel like I have been incarcerated in a blueberry."

"I had no idea you were so serious about bowling."

"I wanted to keep it a secret! You were the one who was broadcasting it at the lunch table!"

"If I had learned how to laugh as a child I would right now."

"Okay, you have got to stop calling your nose the Super Smeller. If you want to nickname a body part, nickname your butt. Call it the Tight Bouncer or the Hexagon."

"Some guy in a wolf costume with a light saber just said hi to you."

"The spirits tell me your little pants are on fire."

"This car makes me want to weep and then die."

"What are you doing? We don’t know anything about delivering warthog babies."

"Where’d you get that juice box and does it come in grapalicious?"

"Where’d you get that suit, the toilet store?"

"Why do people say, ‘I could care less’ when they really mean, ‘I couldn’t care less?’"

"Why you dirty, filthy rascal with the suede, suede head."

"You cannot sit here in a dark car all alone. You’ll be picked up for mopery."

"You know, if this is some sort of hazing ritual and we’re gonna end up naked in a field, I’ll need to arrange for a ride first."

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“This may seem insensitive, though it’s not meant to be. You don’t look well. In fact, I’d say that you look bad.”

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( christine ):

                ❛  janice.         it’s just a CUT, alright?             — nothing that can’t be fixed. ❜

She took a deep breath. “Yeah?” Janice nodded, despite the fact that she’d asked a question. "They just sent me over here so fast.”