Max Constantine

Other blogs: @silenteonhound @definitely-not-joker

[og-gender-thief]

Hi, I'm Max Constantine. I steal genders for fun. And change people with magic. And fuck shit up.

Age: 14

Gender: Fluid, he/she/they interchangeably

Looks: 5'1", blond hair in a braid, blue eyes, skinny

Unfortunately, will confirm that John Constantine is my dad.

Can shapeshift and will ruin your day, lol.

Siblings: @gothamroofdweller

[Mun here! I'm 23, American, and genderfluid. Max is probably going to act a lot like I do irl, lol.

No NSFW, Max is a minor! Rp and asks are allowed, but no angst, please! Max is supposed to be a chaotic little shit.

Other blogs include:

@silenteonhound

@definitely-not-joker

Co-owns @gay-buttercups-in-gotham with @omgitsatonofash]

[laciffo-natas]

S-sometimes

Sometimes I

I

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[og-gender-thief]

YOU BITCH I PRESSED ON IT LIKE TEN TIMES AND NOTHING HAPPENED I HATE YOU BUT IT'S SO FUCKING CLEVER AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE I ALWAYS FALL FOR IT

[og-gender-thief]

FUCK I FELL FOR IT AGAIN I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF YOUR PILLOW ARE WARM TONIGHT AND YOU STUB YOUR PINKIE TOE ON EVERY PIECE OF FURNITURE YOU OWN AND I HOPE YOU STEP ON TEN LEGOS

[og-gender-thief]

Maxxxxx I made you a friendship bracelet at school *yeets it at you*

(@gothamroofdweller)

Oh-- thanks, Moon!

[laciffo-natas]

S-sometimes

Sometimes I

I

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[og-gender-thief]

YOU BITCH I PRESSED ON IT LIKE TEN TIMES AND NOTHING HAPPENED I HATE YOU BUT IT'S SO FUCKING CLEVER AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE I ALWAYS FALL FOR IT

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Oh? Oh? We BITE the supes? Don't mind if I do! *CHOMP*

hEY!!

*In a stern voice*

No. We don't bite people. It's not a nice thing to do. >:(

[local-multiverse-traveler]

*stares blankly and let's go*

Pretty sure you can't feel it anyways, so-

*chomp*

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

*sigh*

Well no... But that doesn't mean I should encourage the behavior...

I guess it's better to do it to me than to other people..

[local-multiverse-traveler]

*let's go again*

..... you sound.... upset.

[og-gender-thief]

@big-blue-of-tomorrow hey supes

*eats a chunk of kryptonite then bites*

[ao3org]

Errors Accessing AO3

We are continuing to investigate reports of slowness and errors when trying to load AO3, including errors saying that AO3 is down.

Refer to our status page for more information.

Posted: 19:38 UTC 01 March, 2026

[ao3org]

AO3 is currently down. We do not have an estimated return time currently. We're looking into it with one of our third-party support providers and will update when we have more information. Thank you for your patience!

Refer to our status page for more information.

Posted: 20:35 UTC 01 March, 2026

[ao3org]

We've identified the problem and are working on a fix. We expect to remain down for several more hours. We apologize for the inconvenience and appreciate your patience!

Refer to our status page for more information.

Posted: 22:56 UTC 01 March, 2026

[ao3org]

AO3 is back up! We appreciate your patience. We've got our protections against bot traffic turned up a bit higher than usual, so some users may experience problems if they're using a VPN or similar tools.

Refer to our status page for more information.

Posted: 00:44 UTC 02 March, 2026

[og-gender-thief]

@gothamroofdweller my love (ao3) has died in the war. this is the big one.

[irl-batsignal]

Yk what. I wanna rate pfps.

Comment and I'll reblog with a rating

This is supposed to be fun btw

[irl-batsignal]

@tinyriver-neonlights

BILL CIPHER BRO

8

out of 10

[og-gender-thief]

ooh, rate mine, rate mine

*excited tail wagging because I've suddenly sprouted a dog tail and ears*

[littlewitchbee]

go ahead atheists... would you hit him out of the park for a million dollars?

[nyansense-the-nyanbinary]

The coloration of the hp bar indicates... that baby is already my enemy.

[queerasaurus-rexx]

Most mainstream Christian denominations believe you have to make an active choice to accept Christ into your heart to be a Christian. A baby cannot do that.

Catholics however baptize infants, and seeing as this baby is wearing a rosary, this is clearly a Catholic baby. In which case I would hit this baby like a pop fly and get a home run.

[og-gender-thief]

a million dollars is a lot of money give me the bat

[illegallyaliveredhood]

Fuck you I’m taking your foster kid.

— @diamondback-official

Which one? Max?

[og-gender-thief]

Hi,hello, that is me, when did I become your foster kid Mr red hood?

[og-gender-thief]

nevermind, I looked thru reblogs and saw another Max, sorry Mr red hood u won't be bothered anymore

[illegallyaliveredhood]

Fuck you I’m taking your foster kid.

— @diamondback-official

Which one? Max?

[og-gender-thief]

Hi,hello, that is me, when did I become your foster kid Mr red hood?

[satan-offical]

Yes... valentine's day...indulge in that lustful sin... hehehe

[og-gender-thief]

sorry satan I'm aroace :)

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

If I say I’m seeing multiple people romantically, y’all aren’t going to say it’s a harem, right…?

[og-gender-thief]

polyamorous/polyamory 💛 but I don't judge bc I'm aroace so I ain't attracted to ANYONE

[artyapplebee]

reposting my Aroace Skogsduva for Valentine's day!

[og-gender-thief]

Maxxxxx

(@gothamroofdweller)

hi moon :)

I been very busy getting my shins kicked repeatedly by a coffee table lately

Whats up?

[gothamroofdweller]

I don't know. I'm bored. Are your shins okay???

[og-gender-thief]

they'll b fine :)

not sure ab the coffee table tho :))

[gothamroofdweller]

Are we gonna have to get a new coffee table?

[og-gender-thief]

eh maybe :)

[og-gender-thief]

Maxxxxx

(@gothamroofdweller)

hi moon :)

I been very busy getting my shins kicked repeatedly by a coffee table lately

Whats up?

[gothamroofdweller]

I don't know. I'm bored. Are your shins okay???

[og-gender-thief]

they'll b fine :)

not sure ab the coffee table tho :))

[og-gender-thief]

Maxxxxx

(@gothamroofdweller)

hi moon :)

I been very busy getting my shins kicked repeatedly by a coffee table lately

Whats up?

[og-gender-thief]

I was an adventurer once, until I took a coffee table to the knee.

Seriously, I've been barking my shins on the fuckass coffee table every day for weeks now, what is even going on--