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@og-wockykitaki

✶ M!A: N/A ✶ Indie Wocky Kitaki Blog ✶ NSFW at times ✶ Fandom friendly ✶ Tracks the tag "ogcrackers" Yo, yo! Whacha want? You wanna get blasted? You're dealin' with the OG Kitaki! Step off or I'm gonna slide yo ass! Heheh. Unless you're a chick. I ain't no scumbag that's gonna treat a girl like some dawg!

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4 G's in the House

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[THIS IS A BAKERY. CORRECT?]

[ONE OF THE CADETS WHO RECENTLY JOINED MY PRECINCT GOT THE IDEA TO EAT MY RESERVED APPLE FRITTER BEFORE I GOT THE CHANCE TO. I HAD MY HAZELNUT COFFEE READY AND EVERYTHING]

[THIS LEADS ME TO MY QUESTION. DO YOU HAVE ANY APPLE FRITTERS BAKED AT THE MOMENT? ONE WILL BE PERFECT]

og-wockykitaki

Dawg, what the shit you talkin' through? You some kinda robot or somethin'? Last time I checked, robots can't eat apple fritters. But you gots some brains in that metal heada yours comin' here. You want apple fritters, 'cause we got the best damn apple fritters this sidea the city, G!

...They're in the oven now though. If ya want one, then ya gotta wait like five more minutes. Ya read me?

#madbomberpartyofone

probablyplacid-deactivated20150

thegaathing has come to spectate

og-wockykitaki, kichirigiri, despairsmechanic, artificalgamer have entered the mystery room

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The age range of people who find themselves in the Inspectors untidy office seems to have lowered quite a bit. over the last week.

"If you’re looking for the bathroom, it’s further down the hall."

og-wockykitaki

"Whachu talkin' 'bout, G? I got an order for some OG baked goods this mornin' an' rushed 'um right over as soon as they was finished! Don't tell me I got the wrong joint!" Wocky exclaimed, dropping the bag of pastries on the desk and putting his hands on his hips. There was no way this was the wrong place! If it was, then his mom was going to bust a blood vassal.

And his head. (Not really, but a broom to the head would still be better than the look of motherly shame she got whenever he jacked up an order.)

#shougaidetective #((hi hellokjbfdkjbfg))#((i couldn't resist followingjhbkdhg any layton character is my weakness)()

4 G's in the House

What the hell? Where're you peps comin' from? I know the OG donuts are popular an' all but shit! I guess since I'm runnin' the register I gotta be steppin' up my game an' get all ya orders or some shit.

#customers #shougaidetective #askpearlyfey #madbomberpartyofone #athenacylces #((hello hello!))#((WHEEZES alfendi layton............))

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Phoenix found himself a little taken aback by Wocky’s crazy lingo. “Say what, now?" he questioned, rubbing the back of his neck, sheepishly.

(He looks like he wants to fight! Maybe if I play dead, he won’t want to attack me!)

Phoenix swallowed a lump in his throat before sighing, gathering his courage. “You must be Wocky Kitaki," he began. "I’m Phoenix Wright," he introduced himself.

(The one that got hit by a car near here or did you forget?)

og-wockykitaki

The name sounded familiar. Where had he heard that--oh. Right.

Wocky backed off, folding his arms across his chest and looking off to the side as if thinking hard about something. It'd been a year since he thought about that case, and he didn't particularly like people going around bringing it up.

"Right, right! I read ya. You're that G that got jacked up out fronta my joint, 'ight?" He smiled brightly, as if his next words were completely normal. "I thought you had died or somethin', man! Someone as clumsy as yo's gotta be trippin' inta traffic twenty-four-seven!" He laughed, smacking Phoenix's arm a little too hard to be considered a friendly gesture.

#returnofthephoenix

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“I’m not sure if I should bother asking…" Phoenix muttered.

(Especially after Apollo told me about this kid’s family!)

og-wockykitaki

"Yo! You say somethin', G? If ya got somethin' to say, yo' better spit it out quick! I ain't gots time to deal wit' no G'd up sucka!" Wocky asked, practically up in Phoenix's face. Damn, the guy looked like a lawyer - and probably was considering the shiny pin that was on his suit.

Shit, man! Who called the laws in here? We're totes legit now an' we're still gettin' shit? That's bull! He thought, squinting at Phoenix and sticking out his jaw as if he were getting ready for a fight.

#returnofthephoenix #replies #((aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAHHH HELLO!!)0

roiyaruzu

An OG donut? And doesn’t blasting children seem a little far-fetched?

og-wockykitaki

Yeah, dawg! OG donut! Ya gotta problem with the name, specs? An' whaddoya mean, "far-fetched?"

Those little punks be comin' into the shop, messin' shit up, touchin' everythin' with their dirty ass little fingers! It's sick, yo! Ya don't go askin' for free food after leavin' your stanky fingerprints all over the place!

#conficeresensei #replies

Yo, so it's halloween, right? This holiday is totally wack! Little kids wantin' free candy an' junk! Kids ain't got no respect!

Man, some little kid got all up in my grill earlier, askin' fo' some candy or some shit. I gave him some candy corn an' the lil' shit jus' wanted a free OG donut. I told him to step off!