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Jenn. She/Her. I'm a work in progress.

[oh-libertine]

Hey, I’m back, kind of??

I know I’ve been missing for a while. I just needed a break, and even though I’m back I don’t really feel comfortable picking up this blog again. I need a fresh start.  You can follow me at theglittergoblin.tumblr.com     It’s primarily gonna be an art blog, but I’ll still be reblogging cute pictures of possums and dumb jokes and stuff.  I’m gonna delete this blog eventually, but I’ll leave it up for a little bit so it can direct anyone who cares toward the new blog. aight peace.

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<b>Unreal</b>

[omg-sweetunlikelycollector-me]

Amazing

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Can we get a name???

[ororium-z]

This is Chinese artist, Luo Li Rong

Here’s a snippet about her from this article (that also features more photographs of her work, including this sculpture):

Rong has pursued sculpting since an early age. She studied art at the Academy of Fine Arts in Beijing, then under the tutelage of sculptor Wang Du, and later she “immersed herself” in figurative sculpture techniques used by European artists in the Renaissance and Baroque periods. Their sense of femininity plays a defining role in Rong’s contemporary works, and the stylistic guidelines help carry on the tradition of realistic sculptures in art.

[nyokoko]

Fear artists who can sculpt like this, for they carry the divine within their hands.

[sskyeh]

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This just in!

Cis women and trans women are the same gender.

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To anyone confused: this is bc “cis” and “trans” are adjectives! A blonde woman and a red headed woman are also the same gender! A mean woman and a nice woman are the same gender!

Thank you for joining this quick grammar lesson

[princessesfanarts]

By ArtCrawl

[fortunecookied]

Disney animator Millicent Patrick never received the deserved credit for her role in designing the iconic Gill-man costume for Creature from the Black Lagoon (1954)

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[babegirl]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

MAKE SKELETON LOVE NOT SKELETON WAR

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Pro tip kids: Be Excellent To Each Other!

[zombeesknees]

#the only manifesto that matters   #not joking

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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

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I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

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[fetidmoppet]

WILLIAM H. GARFIELD THE DEALS WARLOCK

“Wits and wagers!” He yells, apropos of nothing. 

inspired by (x)

[fetidmoppet]

LUCRETIA

Lucretia didn’t intend to spend as much time as she did away from you, saving the world. She could not live with the cost of what the seven of you did to the world below. She could not sit idly by as the world killed itself pursuing the weapons you created. But she couldn’t go against the will of her friends to fix it; and so that will had to be altered. Moreover, she couldn’t handle what the destruction you caused was doing to you. She couldn’t bear your sorrow, your pain, your guilt; how it made you… miserable, and calloused, and shut off from the world. That anguish, it could be altered too. Before her work could begin, she had to make sure her friends — her family — were safe and happy.

The Bureau thrived. She installed a series of checks and balances among its members, hoping it would counteract the temptation built into these relics. But it wasn’t enough. Without fail, her Reclaimers were lost to the thrall of the grand relics, one by one. And Lucretia was tormented by these failures, by how long this was taking, by how distant she felt from her friends. Few people who have lived have ever experienced such loneliness.

inspired by (x) 

[fetidmoppet]

 CAREY FANGBATTLE

A few days later, in the same montage, Carey’s just walking in circles around the room as Magnus prowls on the shadowy outskirts. She has challenged him to pick her pocket.

Magnus sneaks up behind her, walking in step with her very silently. She’s wearing a loose fitting robe, which is not really her style but sort of giving Magnus an easier time. Finally he reaches in and pulls out a smoke bomb, which explodes in his face!

And she says, “That’s lesson three, homie. Gotta always carry a smoke bomb, smoke bombs are great.” 

inspired by (x)

[fetidmoppet]

ANGUS “ANGO” MCDONALD THE BOY DETECTIVE

“My name is Angus McDonald. That part you already know. Uh, I am, and I’m not being braggy, because I– my grandpa says not to do that, but I am the world’s greatest detective.”

Magnus rolls his eyes.

“Okay. I mean I— I did detective good enough to see through your horseshit, so I can’t be too bad.”

inspired by (x)

[1st-1]

slides nasa $10 so, tell me about the aliens

[2nd-1]

Slides the aliens $20 so, tell me about NASA

[o-0l0-o]

aliens slide nasa $50 so, Shh

[sunang3i]

NASA(crying): we finally have enough money for rockets