i have 1 followers and it’s YOU

im praytor&wtf is going on (they/them)

[pr8r]

hello i would like to purshase. one goods&services

[theehorsepusssy]

[pr8r]

this mf on that shit that’s gonna make him

[pr8r]

why do i still use this website it sucks

[pr8r]

do nothing. dogs eat grass to help with their digestive system. if your dog throws up they did that on purpose and they’re fine. cool sponsored post, tumblr. good ad for people to see and get scared about nothing. very nice

[transcyberism]

if Biden loses to a 34x convicted felon you're not allowed to blame internet communists

[amannamedkrl]

[pr8r]

you want me and my baseball bat to go out and fight our militarized police? god i hate outside perspective of the US so much. people DO protest. people DO try to make a difference. they DIE. the disrespect to the people imprisoned for protest in our country and the people who die trying make change makes me so fucking angry. can you shut the fuck up and mind your own business. we’re TRYING. change takes TIME. and the two upcoming presidential candidates are NOT the same and you’re doing fascists a favor by spreading their own rhetoric. people aren’t dying at protests for YOU to come and say “why aren’t you guys trying harder?” i’m so sick of this shit can you please, please, shut up oh my god

[apolloendymion]

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

[apolloendymion]

some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.

[apolloendymion]

benefits of mg:

easy to pronounce, even for children (though kids 4 & younger may pronounce it more like "mayd" or "maygh")

ONE SYLLABLE!!! ("individual" is too goddamn LONG.) you have to be able to say it quickly and casually

ends in a soft consonant sound, so it'll flow right into the next word ("ind" halts the whole sentence)

fits neatly into the existing structure as a relative of master/mistress that can be abbreviated down to an m and one other letter

distinct enough that it can't be mistaken for either gendered term (if you call me mix I'll kill you. it sounds like miss with extra steps)

wizard.

drawbacks:

there aren't any

yes, i know about milligrams and magnesium. i don't give a shit. ms can also mean microsoft. who cares.

[cannibalchicken]

[roxylalonde]

[coralcomputerfrog]

Best time of my life

[parking-lot-seagull]

I drew a thing

[puyopuyo]

things in this world that kick ass

1.

[lilalienz4ever]

[thefoxconfessor]

the song of the summer is once again cut to the feeling by carly rae jepsen. yeah it's mandatory sorry.

[sandsvendor100]

Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

[girlpatches-deactivated20250530]

how it feels to ignore text messages and phone calls

[infectiouspiss]

i love being a fag and a pansy and a fairy and a pervert and awhat who the fuck is egg bacon