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i could make you happy maybe

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[arkham]

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it

[anxietyproblem]

[stream]

Get Out (2017) dir. Jordan Peele

[rosemvry]

[radiofreeslowzone]

honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight

[eheuwygfmfnnrb-deactivated20210]

[liberalsarecool]

Trump will earn the highest unemployment rate in US history, as well.

[savingskin]

also longest government shutdown in history !! in case we forgot !! lost the popular vote by over three million votes !!

[wondirection]

sometimes i catch myself being salty and im like damn????? take a nap?????

[dopelesshopefiend]

[6lacksoul]

Communication is only hard for somebody that doesn’t want to be with you.

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

[politiho]

am i having a stroke?

[hurleyquinnzel]

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

[hurleyquinnzel]

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

[christopher-bryant]

by fall out boy

[hurleyquinnzel]

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

[hephs-thighs]

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

[tlematimun]

by panic! at the disco

[arandomthot]

Wine drunk truly hits differently

[timbllr]

via weheartit

[ruinedchildhood]

[falsedetective]

wash your hands before you go.........quarantine sadness

[rcoss]