When he openned the jar in the morning, Kuroko realized there was a cookie missing."Akashi-kun!" He called. "Someone stole a cookie!"Aomine stormed into the kitchen and looked over his shoulder into the jar: "Eeeeh?! What? Who the fuck... Unbelievable, unf. Murasakibaraaaaa!" He yelled at the top of his voice. The purple people eater was home and had heard him, but he gave no reply and instead pretended to be asleep.Akashi finally made it to the crime scene, the apartment's kitchen. "Alright, let me see that." Kuroko handed the jar to him. "Hmm, there is definitely a cookie missing in here. I wonder..." He paused, rubbing his chin. "Atsushi, please come to the kitchen, I need to talk to you for a second." His voice volume was a lot lower than Aomine's, but this time Mukkun reacted: "Ok, ok, coming... Why do I always get yelled at? Yeez..."When he stepped into the kitchen, Aomine turned to look at him in a rather murderous attitude. "Confess, you thief! You stole the cook-""Daiki, please, calm down." Akashi laid a hand on his shoulder as he walked by towards Murasakibara."Atsushi, do you happen to know what happened to the missing cookie?"Murasakibara pouted. "I know I'm always eating you guys' food, but I swear it wasn't me this time. Your suspicion hurts my feelings, I know those cookies are sacred. And you don't play with sacred food. How would I feel if you stole one of my maiubo?"Kuroko made a sorry face and spoke in a soft voice. "We're sorry, Murasakibara-kun. We were just check-..."Midorima walked in in his pj's, lucky item of the day already in his hand."Alright, what's all this fuss about, nanoday..." His gaze fell upon the cookie jar, then quickly flew to Murasakibara's upset expression, and stopped at Aomine's offended frown. He turned to Akashi, a mixture of horror and understandment in his eyes. "No... Not the cookie jar... Not again.""I'm afraid so, Shintaro. Not that I suspect of you, of course, but... Any clue what might've happened?""It was Murasakibara, as usual." He paused, looking nervously at the giant. "N-nanodayo." He pushed his glasses up, avoiding eye contact with anyone."It was him!" Everyone turned to look at Kise, who had just entered the room unnoticedly a few seconds after Midorima. "Midorimacchi stole the cookie!"Aomine took a couple of swift long strides over to where Kise was."Confess! It was you who stole it! You asshat!" He wrapped his arms around Kise'a neck and started carrying him away. "But, Aominecchiiii... It wasn't meeee... Please,..." Kise started, in between sniffs and eye rubs."Everyone knows Midorima would never do that! I swear to god... Those cookies are sacred! Cry as much as you want, blondie, because it's not gonna save you from...""Daiki. Let him go."Aomine was puzzled by Akashi's words. "B-but... The cookies...""It was Midorima.""EEEEEH?" Aomine and Kise both exclaimed in utter astonishment, as Kuroko's eyes widenned."Nee, Akachin, are you sure...?" Even Murasakibara seemed doubtful."Akashi-kun, how do you know that?""ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, I STOLE THE COOKIE, NOW EVERYONE GROW UP AND STOP MAKING SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF THOSE GOSH DARN COOKIES, NANODAYO!" Midorima burst out in confession has he slammed the kitchen door behind him.Aomine let go of Kise. "That megane bastard... He's going to seeeeee! He'a gonna be getting some new glasses pretty damn soon!" He set off after him, but was suddeny interrupted by Kuroko's swift movement in grabbing his hood."Aomine-kun, please, stop being so violent. Calm down. After all, it's just a cookie.""But... But...""Thank you, Tetsuya. Now, should we let this go? Anyone agaisnt it? Would anyone like to personally discuss the topic with me?""Nee, Akachin, why are you always protecting Midori-"Akashi glared at Murasakibara, immediately making him freeze mid-sentence, then looked around at his other roommates. "Anyone?"Kise retreated into a corner in terror and tried to not to breathe too loudly.Aomine lowered his head and decided to obbey, but he still mumbled in a low voice "I hate how Akashi plays mama bear with Midorima, that fucking nerd can do whatever he wants in this house like he's some kind of blessed princess.""Aomine-kun," Kuroko whispered back nervously. "Please shut up and stop saying those things about Midorima-kun. We are in the kitchen and all of the knifes in the house are literally in that drawer right there."Akashi smirked sarcastically. He had heard, of course. He looked out the window. "Well, isn't it a beautiful day outside, my fellow Miracles?"
