Dr. Horrible

Welcome to the blog. If you’re Captain Hammer /or/ part of the LAPD all I ask is that you at LEAST respect the page.

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((Have some more design work- sorry for vanishing so much!

Btw. My main artwork goes to Twitter and Instagram ! Stationary_Gay (Or it's a period instead of an underscore.)

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welcome back guys! I'm glad to hear you two are socially distancing and all. anything fun happen while we weren't watching?

08/04/2020

Blog answer - #026

- No. Nothing fun. Terrible has been working on that machine still. Sometimes he grumbles about how some parts aren't working before asking me to figure it out, as if I know anything. Which, I don't. I guess his mind has some sort of jetlag or something.

- So far the only thing "fun" around here is playing Identity V or some other phone game.

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08/04/2020

Blog Post - #06

- These months have not been the best. That was a unnecessarily long break, no thanks to Dr. Jerkwad. But I think we're kinda bettering our relationship? Honestly we still know NOTHING about eachother. He doesn't really communicate with me at all and when we do it's over groceries or a- a movie.

- It's been so boring and at some point I finally got my own phone. But that's from doing chores some people didn't want to do because they're too afraid to go outside or whatever. I mean- good for them? But for crying out like get a mask.

- With my own mask people barely notice that I'm this big "villain" that they're more afraid of.

- Oh, and, before anyone asks "How'd you get money for yourself without blah blah" or "How'd you go alone": I didn't. I actually had to get Terrible to cooperate with me long enough to do all that work and it was NOT EASY.

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((Good news and bad news!

Good news. My ears feel great! I’ve healed quite a lot!

Bad news? My internet went out, so I can’t necessarily continue this account until a few more days. Maybe half a week? Not sure.

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((Sadly I have been unable to do anything on here because my ears feel plugged and any sound is muffled- and it hurts. A lot. So I'm trying to take care of that.

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(Since I've been working myself hard over this I decided that I'd release these drawings early so that it doesn't look like I'm dead. More will come soon I hope! ^^)

(Terrible will probably look sicker in the next thing I'm drawing-)

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oh my god billy, he's literally you. You can deal with him. he has to be able to see reason, you know? Also, ask moist to help you put him to bed. he's killing you both by not taking care of himself.

06/15/2020

Blog answer - #025

- Moist is unsure about getting Terrible to sleep. He told me he might have to talk about it with Bad Horse, since it looks like Doc really does have something bad planned.

- I'm doing everything I can but to these people I am a "simple paperweight".

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There's no way that Terrible has *all* of the braincells between you two. Maybe you should try your hand at fixing the problem?

06/15/2020

Blog answer - #024

- But what CAN I do? What if I say something? Would he immediately tell me to shut up? Would he slap me if I get close? If I even ask about ANYTHING he might get really mad! I don't like seeing him mad.

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so.... any updates on the project?

06/15/2020

Blog answer - #023

- I have no clue... No one will tell me anything..... And everytime I look at Terrible I just see a shell. The only time he ever talks is to Moist. But he doesn't say much to Moist either... I'm getting really worried and it doesn't help that the Doc seems to just hate me so much..

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hey billy, what's your favorite food?

06/12/2020

Blog answer - #022

- Sushi. Definitely Sushi. Being split up I think our tastes changed a little? I'm not sure. I think together we really liked both Sushi and Chicken Nachos. Though I have a feeling that apatite for Chicken went to Terrible, I don't really feel much joy hearing about it.

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06/12/2020

Blog post - #05

- FINALLY! Terrible wouldn't let me have the phone back! BUT! I found it! So I'm free for some questions or whatever! Or a nice chat. I could go for a chat.. These days have been so lonely. Moist is usually too busy helping Terrible make whatever they have on those blueprints...

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- You have one hour before I stop everything I'm doing to personally come find you.

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06/12/2020

Blog post - #05

- FINALLY! Terrible wouldn't let me have the phone back! BUT! I found it! So I'm free for some questions or whatever! Or a nice chat. I could go for a chat.. These days have been so lonely. Moist is usually too busy helping Terrible make whatever they have on those blueprints...

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06/09/2020

Blog post - #04

- So... I've been looking for melatonin- or at least I've been trying to find melatonin... I looked everywhere in the lab and anywhere else I can reach before Terrible starts to yell at me for going too far away.

- Also, speaking of him, he seems really zoned out. Very busy on something, I don't know what it is.. I don't think he'll be answering any questions today.

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hey billy. Maybe you should give terrible some melatonin? I know he can't produce it, so it might be helpful.

02/08/2020

Blog answer - #021

- You know, you might be right. I’ll have to look around the house and see if I can find any. I thought that we did have some... I’m not sure.

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Hey, Buddy! You wouldn't happen to have Moist's number, on hand, would you? Terrible doesn't seem too receptive to anything you have to offer, but maybe having a friend on hand could, at very least, give you someone to talk to who won't treat you like garbage in one of the most roundabout displays of self-loathing I've seen? Who knows, he might even be able to talk some sense back into your other half.

06/08/2020

Blog answer - #020

- I’ve already sent a couple messages to Moist actually! It’s been better talking to him. But it looks like he’s also talking Terrible.. still, he’s cool! I read that he’ll be coming over tomorrow after a small heist with Conflict Diamond. Something about stealing Benitoite for Professor Normal?

- Also I’m sure Terrible has SOME good reason for being a bully. People are made mean, not born mean. Well- In a way, he was kind of born mean... but, hey- you get what I’m saying, right?

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jesus christ terrible, give billy more credit, okay? You need some semblance of a conscience with you. it's a safeguard against stupid ideas. You may have the genius, but if you don't have the heart, you're missing a critical factor

02/08/2020

Blog answer - #019

- You make it seem as though I won’t turn to him for any form of answer. Of course I need some humanity. But right now I don’t need it, as I’m not doing anything that would be labeled idiotic.

- So for now, he’s nothing but a pest. A pushover.

- For the next four hours Billy will have the phone. I’m done answering these..

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Dr. Terrible, is you leaving next plan going to involve you leaving the lab? Are you going to have to bring Buddy along with you?

06/08/2020

Blog answer - #018

- Sadly, yes.... if he refuses to follow then I’ll have to restrain him and force him to comply. I’m not going to let some fool stop me from what I want to accomplish.