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emilysbluntz

brassparker

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

brassparker

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

dynastylnoire

we’ve all been the student

simpsons-latino

I'm not exaggerating...

Friend that grew up poor: Ehh...pizza is on me this time. Don't worry about it ;)

Friend that grew up rich: We need to calculate the value of everyone's meals with an Excel spreadsheet. I can't let you borrow $2 for McDonald's because you forgot your wallet.

just-shower-thoughts

Dora calls herself an “explorer,” but travels exclusively through mapped territories

prlt

#throwing shade at a 6 year old cartoon#I’m here for it

e28405919-deactivated20151211

getting real tired of using my own money to buy myself nice things

anastasija-vladimirova-deactiva

the signs as words

aries: exulansis; the tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it.

taurus: sonder; the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own.

gemini: voopret; pre-fun, the sense of enjoyment felt before an event takes place.

cancer: limerence; the state of being infatuated with another person.

leo: mauerbauertraurigkeit; the inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like.

virgo: gnossienne; moment of awareness that someone you’ve known for years still has a private and mysterious inner life.

libra: mamihlapinatapai; two people looking at each other each hoping the other will do what both desire but neither is willing to do.

scorpio: werifesteria; to wander longingly through the forest in search of mistery.

sagittarius: tsundoku; the act of buying a book and leaving it unread, often piled together with other unread books.

capricorn: meraki; to do something with soul, creativity, or love, when you leave a piece of yourself in your work.

aquarius: occhiolism; the awareness of the smallness of your perspective.

pisces: jouska; hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head.

australians: gun control worked here

white american male: source???

australians: we are still alive

evenmorerandomness

shemolousness

baawri

ruinedchildhood

person: the original song is always better than the cover

me:

longlostlorian

My parents got me this Trump doll as a gag gift over a decade ago when we were fans of the Apprentice.

Fun Super Tuesday activity: For every ten notes I’ll stick a pin in him until I’m out of pins. Don’t let me down America

longlostlorian

Seems like Donald will wake up tomorrow with “stabbing” shoulder pains…

longlostlorian

Right in the heart. That one went in easy. Like there was already a hollow space there.

Now in the stomach, like how I can’t stomach his fuckin bullshit

longlostlorian

Let’s see you try to “pin” this on Mexican kidney thieves

longlostlorian

Hearing no evil is hard when you’re Donald Trump and your mouth is a direct spigot from Hell’s pipeline of villainy

longlostlorian

I believe we’ve pinpointed the source of his hot air.

Donald Trump is the arch-nemesis of liberty.

Woops, sorry about that D, looks as though I cut off your freedom of choice over your reproductive decisions

OK - I can’t keep up with the demand, and I’m running out of jokes and pins, so let’s skip to the good stuff. The inevitable conclusion where he’s just absolutely covered in pins.