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[withered-rose-with-thorns]

Hi, everyone! So since I am still unemployed and my bank account is currently in the negatives, I've decided to open commissions here on Tumblr.

The price list as listed above goes:

General picspams: 3€

Elaborate graphics: 5€

Basic gifsets: 7€

Colorful sets: 10€

Masterful sets: 13€+ (dependent on complexity)

All my sets are here and here.

If you are interested or have any questions, you can shoot me an ask, message me, or contact me on Discord. If you'd like to support me without commissioning, here is my ko-fi and my paypal. Boosts are also appreciated!

[yayohno]

everyone clowns on twilight for glittering vampires but HAVE YOU SEEN FROST IN SUNLIGHT? that shit is glistening and glittering and beautiful. god forbid a woman tries to contribute to vampire lore and add a layer of camp.

they’re vampires. they’re freezing cold. let them glisten in the sun like frost on a leaf. fuck you

[99fish]

hi heres the entire twilight movie as a stamp

[allthatlovesabout]

orpheus saying "to the world we dream about" and then turning and raising his cup to the audience when he says "and the one we live in now." fourth wall break of all time. reminding the audience that this story isn't just about hadestown, but is also about our world. stepping back into reality, just for a brief moment, to acknowledge both the joy and pain of living in that world. it is so deeply compassionate and real and it breaks my heart every time.

[mia-down-under]

[zzinvolterra]

Delighted to say that I have finally lived up to the username. While New Moon wasn’t actually filmed in this town, visiting Volterra was a dream come true.

[zillazumi]

carlisle in volterra

1700-1720

[inky-writing]

This moodboard gave me an idea for Mirage hehe

[volturilovers]

Merry christmas and happy holidays from the volturi

[volturilovers]

Little late to the party but.

Merry late Christmas🎄to everyone✨

[pkatkins]

Storm King Ranger Station // Lake Crescent, WA

[goodomensonprime]

We are ineffably elated to confirm that Good Omens will return for a third season! This calls for a round of hot chocolate and sweet treats!

@neil-gaiman

[neil-gaiman]

The chorus of Wahoos is deafening and delightful.

[nebulousfishgills]

I think one of my favorite stupid details the Twilight Guidebook gave me is the fact that the Volturi spread rumors and myths about vampires to keep people off of their tail... so that has to mean a conversation like this had to have happened:

Caius: Okay, so we need to perpetuate false myths about vampires to keep us hidden from humans. Who's got any ideas?

Chelsea: How about we need permission to enter a home?

Caius, writing it down: That's good. Who else?

Heidi: We have fangs.

Caius, still writing: Great, what else?

Jane: We don't have reflections and... we sleep during the day?

Caius: Perfect, and I'll say that holy symbols harm us.

Marcus: Wood stakes though our hearts kill us.

Caius: You know what, sure, on brand.

Aro: And we have a weakness to garlic.

Caius: ...what?

Aro: Weakness to garlic.

Everyone: ...

Aro: Write it down.

Caius, sighing: Fine.

Aro: And we can turn into bats.

Caius: ...

Caius: Aro are you drunk?

[twilight-sagas]

The Twilight Saga (Bella's Version)

[zzinvolterra]

would like one more season, six more episodes of good omens please, if just for the 6/6/6

[dailystews-deleted]

[bangbangwhoa]

books I’ve read in 2022 📖 no. 034

Cloud Cuckoo Land by Anthony Doerr

“A text—a book—is a resting place for the memories of people who have lived before. A way for the memory to stay fixed after the soul has traveled on. But books, like people, die. They die in fires or floods or in the mouths of worms or at the whims of tyrants. If they are not safeguarded, they go out of the world. And when a book goes out of the world, the memory dies a second death.”

[twilightrenaissance]

[vampirehusbandry]

a redraw of something thats over a year and a half old at this point