Imagine Nicole relaxing, and she has the mini Dodocos of you and Varka cuddling and cleaning each other the way cats do on her.
Then Nicole is overwhelmed by the cuteness until you and Varka stopped the affection and stare blankly at each other until you two Dodocos start to snarl and attack each other like those little ankle biting dogs.
Nicole could only scream at you two fighting and frantically gets you both off her, sending you and Varka to the floor growling at each other, ready for another round. Nicole grabs a treat as a peace offering to stop the fighting but just before you could take a sniff, Varka lunges on it and barely eats it as you lunged at him and the vicious snarls and the fluffy violent blurs of your dodoco's makes Nicole scream for you two to stop.
The fluffballs stop looking at Nicole, seemingly understanding her. Until the Lohen dodoco jumped in out of nowhere, resulting in the violent snarling fluffy things bouncing at each other once again. Nicole could only sigh and give up.
Becareful when you go to Wolvendom, because if Varka likes you, then you will be followed and surrounded by Razor and his lupical.
They will huddle around you, going 'must protect Boreas knight's mate, big steel claw's mate, must protect his mate, one of lupical's mate.' While the wolves sit with their back to you. Some lick you and nuzzle you to oblivion, while Razor just clings to your side as if letting go would make you fly away.
"Must prepare new lupical! New pup if we protect!" Razor commands to his pack.
I bet trying to get away from Varka is near impossible because you got Barbatos giving away your scent to him through the wind no matter where or how far you go.
And if he doesn't have Barbatos, he'll have the Hexenzirkel tracking you down quick, if not he'll have intel across the nations, and then he's got Mavuika if you stepped into Natlan, and now he's ties to like Arlechinno and Capitano if you go to Snezhnaya or Fontaine.
The Winery would help him with merchants on the lookout and, worst of all...children. Since he's so good with kids, he would definitely bribe them to point you out.
Sumeru might be best, but then there's Wanderer. In Inazuma, he could reach out to Thoma.
Nod Krai, nope...he's got eyes and ears all over there.
Liyue, no, Zhongli would tell Venti, and Venti will tell Varka.
And even if you were in his sights directly, Varka's a fast guy who can jump far and wide.
It doesn't have to be Yandere type stuff. If you had to go somewhere without him, or you're pregnant and having to go without him then. He would obviously be that over-anxious soon-to-be dad and partner, and the others have to reassure him so Mondstadt or Teyvat doesn't collapse.
Otome turned horror game where you can date Flins, Nicole, Capitano, Venti, and Wriothesley.
And after a few dates, Venti takes you all to a dark spooky place with an urban legend and the urban legend is Varka and it's true after you all mess around, and your group gets dragged into the darkness by him, one by one until you're alone and facing Varka with only a dying flashlight.
I have this cringe plot of Varka getting flirty with Nicole and Flins to make you jealous...
And you are jealous but not the way he expects it. You were actually jealous of Varka being able to sit two gorgeous beings down with him and smooth talk them. But unfortunately you were barely near on the level of a being like Varka: Not tall, not handsome, not charismatic, nor a great warrior that gets all the guys and gals that swoon and sigh over him endlessly...
So instead you try to get gentle and get sweet on them. Bringing Nicole baked goods as well as helping her with her sculptures. Fishing with a lonely Flins and becoming the handyman around the Final Night Cemetery.
Nicole and Flins now look upon you with favour, always coming to you for company or having a fun day out.
'You are totally wayyy better than Varka!'
You think to yourself.
Then that big, arrogant looking Grandmaster comes into your sight...
He just lays his hands on the two beautiful people's waists and is smirking at you, and you just felt intimated by him.
'I should really back off the two when he's here or else he'll snap me like a twig'
You thought as you slipped away from them with your head down.
Flins and Nicole just glared with disapproval at Varka and walked away. They got what he was trying to do, but it in reality, it was not what all you thought he was trying to achieve...
The next day, you made the angel and fae some lunch, but Varka comes in unannounced again, acting a little weird, and then he starts flattering you!
You were indifferent but still held this fear you kept hidden inside you like a cornered prey animal to the knight's advances, but Varka kept persisting a little longer before going onto his next phase of charming as you still kept the same expression.
He starts making subtle comments about the outline of your body and how graceful your movements were, then came the brushing against hands and arms as he tries to help you wash dishes, along with seeing how close he can get his face to yours.
Still, you were indifferent and secretly scared of his moves. Until Nicole giggled, and Flins chuckled.
"Oh my, I think the Grandmaster really likes you, (Y/N)!" The two start giggling at the table.
You looked at Varka briefly before turning back and pointing your thumb over your shoulder.
"Are you kidding me!? He is this handsome and fatherly. This guy obviously has a wife! And if not, he's got the two most beautiful things in the world sitting in front of me right now!"
The room goes silent...
*Varka explodes...*
Nicole and Flins just sat there, still.
"Did he want anything to eat? He could've just asked." You question, oblivious to what he really wanted...
Reader having sensitive, painful breasts or is lactating and Nicole and Varka are at each of your tits like hungry puppies and start to clash a little. You cradle their heads closer into your bosoms in an attempt to de-escalate their growls and pushing at each other.
Unfortunately it only works for five minutes until Varka with his bigger size, and more callous intensity, thoughtlessly lay his hand in some effort to push Nicole down for more access.
Nicole flashed in anger and starts shoving the huge warrior away, Varka responds in kind.
And your poor nipples were left to perk up in the air from the now cold slobber as Varka and Nicole wrestle each other, blaming one another for trying to take both your tits for themselves.
Pls don't take this fic seriously, I just wrote this to cheer my sad self up and to lighten the varcole angst and being in love with both of them.
And big thanks to the people who reassured me to write things like these.
Disclaimer: Varka is a diva, Varka slays in this like actually, and Varka makes RuPaul's Drag Race race even more for the title of Queen 💅
Another whimsical day of being a loving partner to a beautiful mage but after leaving she returns looking different? Is it even her?
"My darling, I must attend to Alice, she needs me for something, oh and I'll need to collect some mushrooms on my way back! Love you, little fox!" Nicole's words appeared in your mind before she half startled you with a kiss on the cheek, making you scramble to kiss her back and give her lunch for her long day.
She swiftly made her exit from the humble home and out of the colourful cavern that hid it.
You just went to your task of domestic housework, another quiet day it seemed but then the door was knocked. Only others apart from you and your lover, who knew this place were either the witches, Mr. Nine and other seelies. But it sounded different from Nicole's sweet softer ones.
Obviously it must be Nicole, so you zoomed to the door to greet her.
"Nicole? Did you forg-" You saw Nicole before you but not in her usual form. She was taller, more muscular with faint pink scars littered all over her skin, her face and neck having identical cross shaped scars on her right side, she smelt different too. Was it really Nicole? Her eyes are a little different too.
Then her voice sounded a giggle, deep and rough like an old man's even with the cute quirky fashion on it.
"Nicole. You got...bigger. Did something happen to you?" Your worry was stunned as she barged into the home, you being nearly knocked to the ground.
"Oh yes, honey. But I'm fine! Really!" Her usual angelic voice sounding more gravelly while performing a little twirl and facing away from you. Before setting herself down on the wooden chair that was dwarfed by her now bigger behind.
You look to the tea bags on the counter then a loud rupturing sound of something wooden exploding reached your eardrums along with her yelp sounding more like a strangled duck before quickly getting back up and setting herself on the table, hastily wiping off the splinters and dust off her elegant skirt. To calm your worried self.
"Teehee!" She bats her eyelids, hand at her lips. Her little giggle was too deep, just too deep.
"Do you have a sore throat, my dear angel? I'll make you some ginger lemon tea. The chair is fine, we can always make a new one later, for now just re-" Your offer was drowned out by loud chewing.
Only after you looked away this time for a split second, Nicole began stuffing her face with cakes and biscuits on the tray when you caught her turning her head, face smeared in icing and cake sponge.
"Hmm!? Oh no no no no my sweet dearie! You've done enough!" She covers her mouth even when spewing a few chewed up bites on the floor making you cringe a little.
Nicole kept eating and in a flash the sweets treats were gone before grabbing the nearby teacup like a bottle of alcohol and drinking it all in one gulp.
Before you could turn away, the gross sound of a deep, wet burp emanate from where she sat, before doing a forced 'teehee' with the bashful look, hand over mouth again...
You're too scared to think of the possibility that this isn't your beloved Nicole, the scars, thick dark eyebrows and the stench of sweat and...alcohol? You should brush it off and just leave her to her rest in the kitchen. There are many possibilities that she looks like this because of the Hexenzirkel and Alice and magic and all that strange mage stuff that could wear off soon. Poor Nicole she must be so self-conscious but she looks a little handsome like this. You thought to yourself.
"Wait, my dear!" Nicole grabs your arm to turn you.
As you went into the living room, Nicole came after you, footsteps like a dragon moving, looming as she got closer and spun you around as if you were a rusty hand wheel to face her. You were not met with the beautiful, soft face but was met with a chiseled yet rugged face with scars, facial hair starting to grow and wide nostrils that casually huffed in and out of your own face like an annoying wind.
"What is it, my angel?"
"Hmm, may you perhaps give me a kiss?" She looks away from you, looking bashful covering her face.
" Uh...Surrrreee..."
That was when you finally started to join dots. A hand over her mouth whenever she was going to say something, her dress somehow still fitting her even if it's a bit stretched from the muscles and the scars being too aged for it to be recent, the thick eyebrows, the damn deep voice and then you took a closer look at her eyes. They looked like a normal human's.
You squint you eyes with suspicion only to have it halted again by her grabbing your shoulders with her now enlarged hands. She leaned in closer to have your lips.
The door was kicked open and furious footsteps rushed in.
"VARKA!" The familiar voice of your love was back and furious.
All attention was on the real Nicole standing hands on hips looking ready to kill.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?" She screams into both your heads leaving you bewildered switching focus to Nicole and 'Nicole'.
"THIS IS NOT HOW YOU INTRODUCE YOURSELF!"
"But Nicole, this is kinda fun, Alice adviced me and she's never wrong!" The 'Nicole' who was really Varka in disguise shaking his chest just like a frisky woman to lighten the mood.
Nicole storms over and pulled him by the ear.
"Get out of those clothes! AND INTO YOUR OWN!"
Varka could only whimper as she dragged him away from you.
Reader from another planet/universe who is immune to the laws of the heavenly principles and crash lands to meet Nicole and its love at first sight.
And Nicole and you take some time to warm up, and as soon as she learns she can love you without the consequences, she is absolutely devoted and takes every chance to feel your skin and heartbeat against hers.
⚠️ TW ⚠️: forced/ arranged marriage, mentions of torture, angst, implications of misogyny, and weaponised incompetence, Varka and the KoF are evil and reader's character are inspired by Aladdin and Robin Hood 🪶
Nicole was in an arranged marriage with Varka to give him more power for Mondstadt but at the cost of her happiness. The Hexenzirkel could not interfere, for it could destroy relations with Mondstadt. So all they could do is console her. She couldn't even run away as she saw it as a responsibility, a sacrifice for good.
Until one afternoon walk in the woods. Reader comes along running and hiding from some knights after stealing an apple.
Not knowing that soon they make her days a little more bearable up starting from friendly to deep chats to sharing food to having parties and dancing in the woods with your fellow thief friends until the night before the wedding was the fateful show of the bond between you two had become deep and true and in desperation you took her hand and begged her to run away with you, away from the diplomatic prison and she ran in sync with you as the hoofbeats of horses came closer.
Despite the temptation of running away and starting anew a million miles way, Nicole and you had to stop for the reality of Varka and his knights catching you and torturing you as punishment.
Unfortunately, reality did come like the harsh north wind, and the whimsy was gone when you faced the whips and shackles on the orders of Varka for your defiance to him and when Nicole was brought down the aisle of the Mondstadt Cathedral in a last fleeting moment. She looked to the neighbouring dungeon where you would be as a final attempt for comfort before being stopped at the altar before Varka...
It was done, and the region celebrates in bliss, even Varka himself getting loud and drunk while Nicole sat head down in silent melancholy only moved by Varka's sharp nudging and forced cuddles but Nicole stayed in her position.
She managed to keep Varka at bay on the wedding night with the help of his drunkeness and near sickness of stuffing his face with red meat but soon she faced the constant mundane challenges of being a wife to a busy, boisterous husband. Nicole pretty much had more workload than him between Hexenzirkel and him and his adoptive kids. The domesticity wore her down even more. Even putting her in silent tears when away from everyone's eyes. Especially after Varka made a mess of littered chewed up meat and spilt wine with him sitting himself to rest with his command for her to be entertained.
Upon the bed staring bleakly at the night sky, she thought her fate was sealed until she heard taps and some grunting under the window before she could peek out to see, a beloved face appeared once again and thus you and the angel cuddled in passion. Not caring to face the Titan Knight of Boreas if he came in for would fight for her no matter how strong the threat became.
"We'll run away together and never look back, my love."
Flins and Varka both want you they started getting a little vicious to each other over you. But they decide to give you double the affection. They were talented talkers after all.
They had turns on taking you out on little dates and being dramatic in their romanticising. You didn't mind them both, all you had to do was calm down any intensity they started to build up.
Flins and Varka after a drink together saw you looking down on a tree stump. Rushing to fight the sadness on you, it ended up with a scare from a worried Flins and your ears nearly bursting from Varka's voice.
Not even getting the chance to speak the truth that you were simply lost in thought, Flins tugged you with him hand in hand, Varka had a bit of a slow reaction before catching up to you two. Now a little jealous of Flin's forwardness.
Varka saw another tree stump with the hill facing down and thought it was a good idea to jump on you and Flins and all roll down the hill.
One huge foot was already starting creak, only groaning even more under the Grandmaster's weight yet Varka could still jump pretty well for his size as soon he looked like an eagle with his arms spread out.
While Flins was still gently tugging you down the hill back to town, you heard Varka's 'HA HA!' Above you both. Suddenly, the sun's warmth and ray upon you were gone, replaced by a cool blue shadow getting bigger and bigger. With only a millisecond to react, all you saw was a smiling Varka above you like a bird, but falling like a cannonball upon you, Flins let go of your hand out of instinct. You only managed to take half a step before 'BOOM!' The world turned dark and felt nothing but warm armour and fabric upon you. Crushing you into the dirt, smelling the earth, and Varka...
The Palestinians are feeling disillusioned now. We are failing them so much. Talk about Gaza has stopped, it's become less important, my friend. There are people in Gaza dying slowly from the suffering inflicted by the occupation. Imagine yourself in their place now, how would you feel? That's why I'm saying this: don't ignore it.
You and Varka are fighting over the title of the better parent of all the 'adopted kids' to the point of:
Aino having Ineffa kick you both out, Mika asking Eula if they could freeze you two in ice, Razor, Bennett, and Fischl run away to the woods when you both start getting on each other's nerves, Timmie moved somewhere quieter because he did not see his pigeon friends for two weeks after the booming roars of your argument scared them off, Rosaria has had to lock the doors of the Cathedral many times so you both could take it outside. Jean and Barbara had to keep you both separated because you were putting up your fists. Diona banned you both from her place because you had a tiny war that got the cats all panicked, Noelle deciding if she should put sedatives in your tea. Diluc put up bounty poster if any of you stepped in Angel's Share. Meanwhile, Dahlia, Venti, Lisa, and Kaeya simply amused themselves even if there was chaos caused.
Later on, Amber and Klee had gotten permission to blow up the bridge if you two were outside the town. Even Albedo, Sucrose and Mona had to form a team to use many spells to quell any aggression you and Varka stirred up to each other. Which rarely worked.
The 'adopted kids' loved you and Varka so much. They wished you two would stop getting viscously competitive.
Then one night on a festival they were all gathered and you and Varka came over had started the ferocious battle of who gave the most coolest and biggest quantity of presents before snapping back to everyone staring, but then just before you two were about to start giving, you and Varka got too close and started bickering about how gets to give first until Rosaria and Razor both stepped up and took both your presents at the same time, catching you both off guard. In that moment, the wolf boy and the gloomy sister managed to tug you both downwards, making you and Varka tumble on each other.
Suddenly Varka and you found each other helping to stay standing. You in Varka's arms and Varka with your hands on his chest, looking at each other with shock and warmth boiling up in your bodies.
Then you both started making out.
The young ones were too busy with their presents with Rosaria looking at Venti, answering each other with smug smiles, affirmation that this little operation worked smoothly.
...
In the coming years, after budding romance and the matrimony between you and Varka, the kids got little siblings ... Lots of little siblings...
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