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Hello Non-plant people! Please enjoy my blog and maybe donate some water.

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[ggghoulish]

posting this here cause I’m still not over it. people who write instructions I love you you’re so funny

[valtsv]

in fucking Tears thinking about how disgusting a baby griffin would look

[valtsv]

behold. my ugly son.

[felix-the-creature]

Species accurate version

[grubbzygo0p]

wretched little creature

[its-2am-bois]

forever haunted by the fact that no slime girl drawing i do will ever be better than the one my boyfriend drew of her in a hot tub

how can i compete with this

[stitchposts]

[haaarpb]

ok: i did a very stupid comic put it up on bluesky and immediately got embarrassed and deleted it BUT: im puttin it up again here so u guys cannot judge me

[twinkwolf]

[punlich]

Reblog if you would date a robot. I'm not a robot I'm just asking for a friend. I have skin.

[kiloueka]

is it your own skin though? As in you grew it, on your own body, from birth?

[punlich]

This skin was grown yes. On a human body. That is mine. I’m not a robot

[kiloueka]

Ok ok I’ll believe you… If you first tell me what this says:

[punlich]

I don’t need to prove myself to you how dare you, I love breathing oxygen

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

feeling like the health inspector

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

[time-traveling-fetus]

The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there's anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There's nothing i want to play

[kosmogrl]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[aquariumpacific]

Would you terribly mind? 🐽🐽🐽

[crabussy]

CURIOUS. period sufferers. what’s your deal

cramps usually only before period

cramps usually only during period

cramps usually only after period

cramps usually before during and after

usually no cramps

I have escaped this particular affliction and just want results

Voting ended onFeb 6

if you reblog this you have to be cool with trans people okay love you bye

[crabussy]

(ignoring the horror drone getting louder) that's probably fine

[patricia-taxxon]

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

[maple-cloak]

[wrenanigans]

[croaksac]

grandfather....

[ruckuscauser]

I learned today that Scoobert Doo was designed to violate every Great Dane breed standard and I love that

[aromancy]

*ungreats your dane*

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[dragons-and-cake123]

Happy 7 year anniversary to “it fucken WIMDY”!

[foxpost-generator]

WOAH

Thank you for telling me! I didn’t realise.

[spamton]

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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[spamton]

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

[spamton]

you get what i mean.

[free-post-store]

$0

[spamton]