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[inanesinlovewithiwtv]

[tatzelwurming]

tomorrow when i get to work i think im gonna develop powers

[100493503004422]

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

[roycohn]

sometimes you just see a popular post that makes you realize that you and the bulk of tumblr's userbase have very different life experiences

[uncertainlys]

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

[batgirlpurpleedition]

dc fandom will have hot takes you didnt even know existed. a lot of the time i see the discourse before the post so every day i log on and see some shit like "babs has NOT stolen babies from an orphanage and eaten them one-by-one. this is a gross misrepresentation of an edited comic panel out of context from the 1998 elseworld Gotham: Baby Hell written by a man who's been divorced 5 times" and its like. im sure she hasn't. where is this even coming from. and then you scroll down 5 posts and see a screenshot of what they were talking about and it's dumber than anything you could even imagine

[infectiouspiss]

kids deserve so much more respect and it turns out that saying that is a great way to locate the horrible people in any community <3

[infectiouspiss]

you'll say something as simple as "no child deserves to be hit" and people will crawl out of the woodwork to explain why they should be allowed to beat a 6 year old for spilling some water

[infectiouspiss]

you'll say "i think it's weird that adults literally have control over when children are allowed to use the bathroom" and up pops a teacher to say that when they're not shouting at the kids they teach, they're trying to stop them from hiding in the bathrooms

you'll say "i think children shouldn't be forced to eat food they hate" and here comes someone who feeds their kids plain rice and boiled chicken (while eating a nicely seasoned stirfry) claiming that it's okay actually and kids shouldn't be allowed to taste things

you'll say "i think kids should have bodily autonomy" and in comes someone who pierced their babies ears before it was even 24 hours old, frothing at the mouth because their kid wanted a haircut and thats somehow an insult

[infectiouspiss]

children are an oppressed class and everyone should be looking back at their own childhoods and making sure they don't ever make a child feel the same way they felt.

[kabaks]

imagining an interview with long john silver scenario

[kabaks]

“in 1730 you said ‘flint was a selfish tyrant who cared little for the lives of others” “yes” “in 1750 you said ‘flint was the closest friend i had in the world and i should very much like to see him again” “did i? i’ve no memory of that”

[kabaks]

[somfte]

[image description: a reply from tumblr user @dykementality that says ["just to warm up lets start with what is your name and where are you from?" "cut the cameras."] /end description]

[pun-already-taken]

I do feel like I'm going to be insufferable when the new season airs

[dochollidayed]

Bitch I'll do it

[starburnedandunkissed]

the glitter… the VL logo… “scream for me” … i need to be sedated

[brian-kinney-apologist]

how it feels to be a fan of every single actor in iwtv, to be obsessed with every single character and be down with any ship because the show is basically a masterpiece and you have nothingto worry about:

[loud-whistling-yes]

Your immune system getting weaker when you're stressed has got to be the dumbest stress response ever like oh you've been having a horrible terrible no good week? Let Me Make It Worse.

[cockworkangels]

supernatural wouldn’t be good if it wasn’t bad but unfortunately that also makes supernatural bad

[justiceleaque]

the reason i never resort to updated comic book essential lists every time i find some time to read again and instead pick up where i left of in like 2016-era publication titles isn't because i'm unwilling to admit i'm not up to date with dc comics and haven't been in a long while, but because i refuse to let all the possible meme moments found in ten years of unread titles pass me by. i don't want to know what the biggest events have been, i wanna know how many times batman was a little bitch

[justiceleaque]

the sheer potential of batman memes...

[and-fishing-equipment]

you fool, the real objective of interview with the vampire is not what really happened but how each character perceived it and recalls it afterwards. and also that each character sometimes lies for fun but that's beside the point.

[botticelli-angels-minion]

Nobody has ever seen and understood unactualized potential in a piece of media like the person who made Daniel old in the amc adaptation.