oh gross, whoops!

🔞 No minors. 1995. This is just for me to save all my gross no-sauce-for-weenies stuff. Mostly piss and adjacent. We'll see how long it survives.

[chaserxchaser]

tboys, put the dildos away and get yourself a girlfriend. she might not be as big but isn't she so warm inside you? and her sweet little moans when you bounce on it are adorable too...

[fruitietartttpocketpixie]

Daydreaming about being stuck naked in a stockade at a renn faire and anyone can line up to use me however they want

[ghost-town-0]

in that “slightly” subby headspace where i want a group of women to force my mouth down onto their straps/girldicks/pussies and tease me for how eager i am and how well i take them while the rest of them masturbate watching and wait for their turn to use me

[sirenofshadow]

call me a model railway the way autistic transfems wanna run a train on me

[sirenofshadow]

I'm wasted on you fuckers.

[zoddamnlt]

I'm gonna DP you with my dick in your pussy and a pretty little plug in your ass, while holding a wand to your clit, and the chain to your nipple clamps with my teeth. So I can access your brain's Task Manager and close all unnecessary programs (your thoughts).

[hentaiboobsout]

🧼 | 🫧nlyfans

[disgustinggf]

[omo3rotismo]

[twinkleomorashi]

People need to stop saying they are gonna pee themselves whenever they’re excited or laughing. I’m sick of these empty promises.

[fuckingtestosterone]

I just….really like the concept of getting together for a weekend with a bunch of cuties and we all wander around the house in various states of undress, laughing and lazing and playing and having sex

listening to music and conversing as me and a couple others idly finger the people on our laps

coming out of the bathroom and getting pulled into the rough fucking against the wall just outside

smiling good morning to the people grinding on the table and offering them some of the pancakes I’m making. Maybe swooping in for a kiss, too

It sounds so happy and good

[ordr]

framing pussy as something small and passive and receptive is fun but limiting. like yeah yeah tight wet pussy getting pounded. whatever. love that. im also here for fat cunt smothering and clamping down violently around fingers and dicks like industrial machinery & i highly recommend you get into it too

[ordr]

uhhh shout out to meek passive dick that just twitches and leaks all over the place while waiting to be used like a dildo. you matter too

[kusali]

Time to remember this marvelous tweet

[electroshocktherapist-deactivat]

everytime I’m reminded that men will straight up complain about how pussy smells and there’s a whole industry around women buying products trying to cure it like some kind of disease it Goes in the evidence pile towards heterosexuality being some kind of obligation based death cult wherein each side despises one another truly and deeply . What I wanted to post is I would huff pussy smell out of a paper bag in a back alley like it’s paint fumes but the thought went elsewhere

[lovelyunhinged]

Imagining a wild idea that probably wouldn't work but..

A free use resort or something. You can wear a special marker or something that shows what you're up for. Like free use for your partner only, free use for anyone, etc. Maybe additional details like specific kinks and whatnot.

Looks like a typical resort. Pool. Bar. Spa. The works. But at any time anyone can be used

[bi-girl-on-the-western-front2]

Omggggg this is my new fantasy 🤤🥵🫠

[soundsofpleasure]

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by ace-slut

I got wetter than expected.

[omocatboy]

i think a good test for little puppies to see if they’re really housebroken is to fill them up until they’re bursting, get on all fours, and lift one of their legs up like they’re going potty, but make them hold it until they say they’re allowed. a good puppy would be able to wait for permission! only bad puppies tinkle on the floor without asking. it doesn’t matter that it’s an emergency, you should be able to hold it.

aww, look at you shake. are you whimpering, too? that’s adorable! your poor little bladder is so tired, just begging to piddle all over the floor. but you won’t, will you? not without permission. even if permission never comes, you’ll keep holding, because you’re a good puppy.

[insomnias-transgender-bride]