hey. it me.

I used to be a photographer...isn't everyone a "photographer" at some point in their 20's? Now I just post and reblog shit that's too weird for Facebook and laugh about it to myself. I also produce videos, so there's that.

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This is too funny. If you don’t know this song yet...well...now you do, so you’re welcome

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I literally laughed at this photo of Tennis Ball Head Drake for 10 minutes. This is what photoshop is for, everyone. OMG it's not even that funny!

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I was nominated by @mcl_bear to participate in the #20beautifulwomen challenge, where you post a photo in which you feel most beautiful. I have quite a few photoshopped, perfectly lit photos of my self from photoshoots, but I often feel more self-conscious under the bright lights than I do beautiful. I feel beautiful in this photo because I'm happy- in freezing Korea weather, ice cream and selfie stick in hand. I've also nominated 20 more beautiful women...when do you feel most beautiful? 😜😊💄

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Thank you Jellyfish Entertainment, Ravi and #VIXX - it was great to see you all again!! 👍🇰🇷🇺🇸 #ravi #jellyfish #error #vixxravi #secretproject (at Jellyfish Ent.)

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You've got this whole ice cream game down pat, Korea. 😍🍦🇰🇷 #realflowers #noshame #hongdae #seoul #korea

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Visiting #easternsocialwelfare while here in Korea and seeing the exact room I stayed in as a baby, reminded me of everything for which I am thankful-- most importantly my family. 👪 Here's fat, baby me with my foster mother, Mrs. Seo, right before I arrived in the United States 23 years ago #happythanksgiving 🇰🇷🇺🇸🍗 (at Eastern Social Welfare Society)

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#ButInKorea: Walking Fast

Need to get through a crowd quickly and (kind of) efficiently with (the illusion of) stealth and smooth-ness? Look no further than me.

I have been a fast walker my entire life. I have missed out on many a joke because my legs feel the need to go twice as fast as the average human. Walking slow is weird. It’s something that I have to consciously focus on, therefore it doesn’t happen. 

BUT IT KOREA: everyone walks like they are about to be set on fire. They literally push past you like someone is chasing them with a torch and threatening their lives, especially in the subway. I feel like a ping pong ball, bouncing off a business man, zig zagging into a tiny old woman and into th arms of a pregnant lady. Which is awesome, because I feel right at home. 

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Lets Talk About: Selfie Sticks

A little less than half the population has one.

People sometimes take them out in public.

They come in all shapes and sizes

They actually aren't that bad once you get used to them.

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{Street Cat Meow} 🐱 #streetcat #seoul #arirang (at Arirang)

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{Dongdaemun, Seoul} 🚦🚲 🚗 🚛 🚚

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Perfect first dinner in Korea! 🇰🇷🍚🍲 #vendettastudios #secretproject #gohallory

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Lucky Charms ice cream enveloped between a Red Velvet cookie and an Olive Oil and Rosemary cookie. Absolutely the best thing I've ever put in my mouth and also, I felt tipsy afterwards.

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#tbt "Okay, Hallory. In this next one, channel your inner tiger..." 🐯🐾 #throwback #fail

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Brownie a la Mode ice cream at the brand new Atticus Creamery & Pies!! 

This place had real tiny silver tasting spoons. It felt like your mom was giving you a taste of ice cream right out of the freezer. Come on people, if that doesn't do it for you, there's no pleasing you.

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This is my attempt at being artsy. Bear with me, people.

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"If you don’t like candy corn, you’re a big dumb idiot" - @Buzzfeed 

Every year I eat about 2 lbs of Candy Corn, hibernate for a week- clinging to life, and rise from the waxy ashes as a new and slightly weaker version of myself.

http://bit.ly/buzzfeedcandycorn

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A real, not photoshopped mini emoji pumpkin! Martha Stewart would be proud of this layout.

 Happy Halloween!