tell all the truth but tell it slant

kristy, 30, aro/ace, she/her, multi-fandom blog. i haven’t posted any new fic in five years and i’d appreciate it if y’all shamed me for it bc that’s the only way i’ll learn

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

People here are hating on finnster so I guess I'm gonna remind y'all that gender expression is a massive pile of horseshit and people who treat it like a game are pretty cool, regardless of how they identify

Also

[bumblebeerror]

If you hate finnster for his frankly hilarious gender, I personally want nothing to do with you. His work normalizing men wearing whatever the fuck they want for whatever reason they want to wear it is vitally important to trans acceptance, and it’s also really fucking funny that he does it just because he likes how his twitch chat reacts. Mans puts on makeup like a pro because his chat likes it when he does girl month. That is objectively funny.

[tellthatbrokebitch]

i let my food go cold to make this

[tellthatbrokebitch]

why does this not already have a bajillion notes guys this is comedy gold

[tellthatbrokebitch]

deleting my blog

[tellthatbrokebitch]

this is still making me ugly laugh whenever i see it

[ritshoe]

Kudos to fanfiction writers for writing about all the trauma and emotional and mental turmoil that the original content creators dont acknowledge when putting characters through hell

[saltoftheao3]

This has evolved to one of fanfiction’s major assets in my eyes. To every author that cares enough about the characters in their stories to examine trauma, but also the slow, tedious processes of healing and recovery: your stories mean so much to me and other persons with mental health problems. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

[liveandletcry23]

Society: We don’t talk about how anger is Often just masking grief

A 17 year old with a blorbo and a laptop: Don’t mind if I do tho

[shewhomustbecalledking]

[tellthatbrokebitch]

Help Brooke get back on her feet, organized by Brooke H

Hello my name is Brooke. Last July I injured myself and due to a long series of convoluted … Brooke H needs your support for Help Brooke ge

sorry i know this is getting annoying, but i’m kinda running out of time. i’m going home in six days and can’t really afford… anything, really. if you see this and could reblog, i’d really appreciate it! 🫶

[amarantheia]

Today's a personal Black Sails Anniversary for me, so posting this drawing of my faves from my fave show as a tiny celebration

[fcntasmas-archive]

Ted Lasso 3.02 (I Don’t Want to Go to) Chelsea

[achesspiece]

i'm sorry but if an ancient dragon wanted to be my mate then i would simply ignore the imbalanced power dynamic and problematic age gap because it would be really hot

[playwrongs]

Okay, this is pretty incredible. A 3D artist, consulting scholars and archaeologists, worked for a year and a half in Blender to create a reconstruction of pre-Columbian Tenochtitlán, complete with the surrounding landscape. It’s staggeringly beautiful, and—at least to me—gives a wonderful impression of the city as a place where people worked and lived and worshiped

[gallusrostromegalus]

HOLY SHIT CLICK THROUGH THIS IS INCREDIBLE

[assiraphales]

psych is such a good take on a modern detective bc most detectives r like grrrr 😡 I’m an uptight grumpy goose who the world has worn down 😡 I’ve seen more terrible things than u can even imagine 😡 don’t insult my intelligence with your blathering. and shawn spencer, a bisexual adhd whirlwind w daddy issues, is like ‘ew a dead body. gross! let me put on a silly disguise and flirt with the suspects. maybe do a dance. by the way it was the nanny I knew that like ten hours ago but needed to dramatize the moment for the bit’

[assiraphales]

another thing that makes psych an outlier is that the writers were like ‘the main character is smart. like ridiculously smart. hes on the national security watch list and he’s one of the good guys. he could win any poker game he enters. he could be a millionaire. billionaire. if he used his powers for evil he could overtake a small country in a forenight and never be caught. but he doesn’t bc he has too much fun running around santa barbara being silly and solving crimes’

[turnipoddity]

i’m desperate

[turnipoddity]

delulu since 2018 and still going strong

[chernozemm]

You and I both know that Aziraphale lies to Heaven's payroll department to an egregious extent. He knows very well they don't know shit about life on Earth. Miss babygirl gets away with probably 10.000 £ on a lean month and they just sign on it none the wiser.

Yes, he gives away a lot to charity, bustlers, helps homeless people get a hotel room and buys people suits for their interviews. He writes obscene tips for as little as a cup of tea.

But make no mistake, he certainly could not otherwise fund his lavish little Ritz dinners and daily patisserie trips and old books and all the little tchotchkis.

Crowley saw his finances once and was hard for three days knowing that Aziraphale embezzels from Heaven.

[chernozemm]

My absolute love and support to everyone who comments he is really good at investing and owning property you're valid I just find embezzling from corporate extremely funny and sexy

[skenpiel]

hello. i am dracula. do you have any blood for me.

[clownsacrilege]

oive got not one drop of blood to me name on account of selling it all for one shilling and a bowl of gruel terribly sorry mr dracula

[skenpiel]

dracula voice Thats just about the saddest thing i ever heard get said.

[eddiediaaz]

@lgbtqcreators bingo challenge: free choice

incorrect 9-1-1 | 9/? ↳ evan buckley + text posts

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[catasters]

[neilsracquet]

me reading about the same two characters falling in love over and over again in new settings