No more heros

Honestly, don't worry about it

[like--sleep--to--the--freezing]

*Police force bursting into the aquarium, Mary bleeding to death on the floor, John scream-grunting over her lifeless body, Sherlock on the verge of tears*

The fish in the aquarium:

[msflamingo]

Today in questionably placed quotation marks

[officialinternet]

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

orchestra stereotypes - go!

piccolo: i don’t always play, but when i do, rip ur earsflutes: can we please do something else than imitating birdsoboes: quack quack was that me warming up my reed or an actual melody who knowsclarinets: we have one melody in this entire piece and you can’t hear it over the trumpets so why would we not warm up with rhapsody in bluesaxophones: thank you lord for inventing maurice ravel. oh and while ur here lord can you stop the rest of the orchestra bullying mebassoons: deep poothorns: just when ur admiring us for our infinite hotness and gorgeous tone quality we’ll start playing mahler cuivré with 8 of us in unison watch out BAAAAAAtrumpets: *slides into violin 1 section* which one of u lovely ladies wants a night with me ay the trumpet isn’t the only thing i can double tongue alalalalalalala *puts two fingers up to mouth and starts imitating cunnilingus*trombones: the bottle i’m clutching onto is definitely water and not vodka i promise. gotta stay hydrated. no you can’t have any why d-tuba: *tips fedora* m’ladytimpani: i went through 4 years of music school just for this shit 1 5 1 5 1 5 1 5 1 oh tricky bit coming up there’s a triplet but don’t worry there’s 92 bars of rest for me to prepare for itother percussion: 1 gay guy, 1 straight girl who’s his best friend, the rest just fuckboysharp: you may not be able to hear me in the orchestra but you won’t be laughing anymore when i forcefully transport you into a dream sequence just watchpiano: why am i here. i chose this instrument to get away from other musicians wtf i can make all the notes by myself i don’t need youorgan: now i can really make all the notes by myself you want a trumpet here’s a trumpet you want a clarinet here’s a clarinet badabingbadaboom just give me a church and i’m invincibleconcertmaster: bow down 2 meother violin 1s: we promise we’re just as good as the concertmaster see here’s us warming up with the sibelius concerto look loOK LOOKviolin 2s: i tried so hard and got so far but in the end it didn’t even matterviolas: you think you have it bad violin 2s we have to come into every rehearsal just for pizzicato ostinaticelli: 70% boring basslines 30% passionate melodies 100% fuck mebasses: plonk plonk plonkconductor: let’s have some fun this beat is sick everyone pay attention to me and my stick

[alwaysroken-deactivated20170723]

[herthousandlegs]

who is she?

[sarahseeandersen]

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[im-a-red-nose-reindeer]

I love this

[disinterested-deactivated201304]

[ejacutastic]

hello friend please look up i am here

[roybrandys]

[love-personal]

[uptional]

[snorelaks]

we’re all just trying to bust a nut in this world whether it be a sexual nut, spiritual nut, health nut, career nut, success nut

[ohhstarlight]

@uselesswalnut

[cronchies]

View this post on Instagram

[margot-terc]

sun love pls

[vijara]

lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you for loving me and caring about me unconditionally” and it’s not only shifted the way i think and feel about myself but also improved my relationships with others who now get to receive my gratitude instead of my negativity

[cuntflicts]

[skeletonpolyanthum]