And you thought the lions were bad.

Jane Louise Morris Seventeen Ganser Syndrome Histrionic PD "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."

[ohjanemorris-blog]

The world is quiet here. You're quite right, Lemony Snicket, it is.

[skinny-nightmare-hazel-blog]

It works better if you flick your wrist.

[ohjanemorris-blog]

Show me, why don't you.

[pyroxsorin-deactivated20150607]

What are you doing…?

[ohjanemorris-blog]

It's called skipping rocks, dear.

[ohjanemorris-blog]

[Jane attempted to skip a rock across the pond, but failed in the process] But of course.

[the-price-to-pay]

Why don’t you tell him that?

Can’t be that hard.

[ohjanemorris-blog]

Because some fires aren't meant to be played with and I'm tired of being burned for silly desires.

[mitchell-caverly]

It’s what they use against us.

[ohjanemorris-blog]

How inhumane of a person to turn something so pure and real so dark and frightening.

[the-price-to-pay]

Isn’t that what every girl who wants something to do with the guy says?

[ohjanemorris-blog]

Possibly.

[the-price-to-pay]

He stopped Zack from killing me. If he wanted to fuck my day up, he had plenty of chances to do it.

[ohjanemorris-blog]

It isn't your day he will mess with. It's your mentality and he is very capable of it. But forget I said any of this, if you would prefer. I don't want anything to do with him anymore.

[the-price-to-pay]

Right, well, anyway. I hope you know Nathan’s a bro now, so there’s a slim to none chance of me fucking his ex girlfriend.

[ohjanemorris-blog]

That's fair. I respect it. But, Damian, be wary with him. I wouldn't warn you if I weren't serious.

[the-price-to-pay]

Awesome. So who’d you rebound on instead?

[ohjanemorris-blog]

It'll make you angry if I say who. I believe that's why I did it, to piss off you and Nathan both.

[mitchell-caverly]

People to trust are rare in these places. 

[ohjanemorris-blog]

I hate learning that the hard way. And I hate saying we can only trust ourselves. What's the point of trust if we aren't putting it to other uses?

[the-price-to-pay]

Nah, it’s cool, kiddo. The thing is: bitches don’t rebound on me. I’m easy, not that easy.

[ohjanemorris-blog]

Understood.

[mitchell-caverly]

Some more than others. Would you like to talk about it?

[ohjanemorris-blog]

You're so kind, Mitchell, but I'm not certain where I'd even begin. Someone betrayed me and I have been acting out since. My behavior's been completely self destructive and I don't know how to stop.

[the-price-to-pay]

Tell me something. Not that I give a fuck. Was I supposed to be a rebound?

[ohjanemorris-blog]

I hadn't intended for you to be. Genuinely, I like you, Damian. And it's your mind I like you for. But lying in the infirmary when I was upset and overjoyed that you were okay all at once, lying there with these opposing emotions and thoughts about Nathan still fresh in my mind, that's what I made you out to be. I apologize for it.

[mitchell-caverly]

How are you, by the way?

[ohjanemorris-blog]

I'm going through a rough patch, but it's nothing to worry over. All of us get them from time to time.

[mitchell-caverly]

Thank you, Jane.

[ohjanemorris-blog]

Hey. Always.

[the-price-to-pay]

Didn’t I turn you down?

[ohjanemorris-blog]

Ouch.