carry the world

there is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you

[ohkalliope]

good day to everyone except samantha markle and thomas markle jr, the world’s shittiest siblings.

[ohkalliope]

wait, so @ americans, apparently your national anthem isn’t Real American aka the Hulk Hogan Theme? sounds fake but ok.

[ohkalliope]

children wearing makeup make me very uncomfortable.

[ohkalliope]

Yondu: knock knock.

Peter: ( come on man not again )

Yondu: KNOCK KNOCK!

Peter: *sigh* who's there

Yondu: orange

Peter: orange who?

Yondu: orange you glad i didn't let my crew eat you?

[ohkalliope]

it doesn’t matter how shitty the show gets. i can not physically stop watching it until i finish.

[ohkalliope]

i baked today. why did i bake? because i bake when i’m depressed.

[ohkalliope]

is anyone else honestly done with men talking about how women look?

like i’m sorry brandon but no one cares about what you think about my boobs ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[ohkalliope]

so, it’s official, there is a bug in my room. winter is over, see y’all in six months.

[ohskywalker]

new url

hi guys, i’m thinking about changing my url, but i’m so bad at decision making. can you guys help me out and vote for a new url?

[ohkalliope]

i just want a man as dedicated as mr farrer.

[ohkalliope]

you: team derek

me, an intellectual: team portia