[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

the conundrum never ends

(the painting is official gaspard and lisa art from their japanese twitter)

[trueeasiann]

"post stupid things or die" is my new fav motto

[ohlolme]

pinning this

[ohlolme]

For Gojohime can I have SFW 9 & 11, and NSFW 9 & 13, pretty please

there you go dear anon!!

SFW

9. Is someone multilingual? Do they try to teach another language to the other? How does it go?

Neither of them is multilingual however when Gojo goes abroad on a business trip he would sometimes catch some local phrases and then repeat them when he’s with Utahime. He’d say something like “you know what French people call it?” and then he’d say the most random phrase that probably has a completely different meaning than what he actually intended to say. Utahime would know, because she would later check it herself.

11. Baths or showers? Together or separate? Any bubbles or bubble fights?

Utahime likes both, but Gojo only takes showers unless Utahime is taking a bath that day then he’d unceremoniously decide to join her. He’d be like “scoot over” and Utahime would just sigh make some room for him. although sometimes she would kick him out, her bath time is one of her favourite rituals she likes to spend this time alone and let the warm bath soothe her mind and soul 😌 that’s why she doesn’t really appreciate when Gojo interrupts her, because it tends to lead to other… activities. (Sometimes she makes him promise to behave, because she’s really not looking forward to cleaning the bathrooms floor later lol)

BONUS and when Gojo does promise to behave, they like share these moments in silence. Although at the beginning Gojo would try to fill the silence with mindless chatter, but Utahime would quickly tell him “no talking” and he’d actually shut up. The peaceful and serene look on her face, while leaning her back against his chest, would catch him off guard, he would turn all of his attention on her and study her face. He’d learn to love those peaceful and quiet moments.

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9. Quickest turn ons? Immediate turn offs?

Oh god for Gojo? At first it was just her voice, cause he liked to imagine how she’d sound like in bed, then it was also her scent because he suddenly got those weird urges to burry his face in her neck, but then she just had to look at him with her big brown eyes and he wanted her at all times. I like to think that he’s actually quite frustrated about it lol. He’s not used to feeling that way and he definitely didn’t expect someone as weak as Utahime to make him feel THIIINNGSSS. And for Utahime mhhh when he’s being vulnerable. Utahime really values personal connection, so seeing Gojo (someone who deliberately isolated and distanced himself from the rest world) being vulnerable with her makes her feel THINGSSS too.

Immediate turn offs? Gojo thought her being weak and all would be a deal breaker for him but welp… that turned out not be the case so none. Utahime’s biggest turn off is when he mocks her or doesn’t take her seriously.

13. Who’s loud? Who’s quiet? Does one try to make the other louder/quieter? How?

Utahime’s the loudest, but mostly because Gojo purposely pushes her buttons (she has really pretty moans <3 he loves listening to her voice) Gojo on the other hand likes to talk. He’s a talker, a loud one at that lol but once he’s about to reach his peak he goes quiet, only murmuring and moaning Utahime’s name over and over until he finally comes.

[deesi-academia]

"i love you on purpose" "its rotten work? not to me, not if its you" "if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more" "you can say anything and i will not abandon you" "i love you like breathing" "i'll be patient for you" "it's always been you" "i'll take your hand hoping you stain mine" "i dont think we were ever strangers" "you're half of my soul, as the poets say" "i don't love you despite, i love you because"

[monamoni]

[siriustar8]

I wish i could consume media without it consuming me back

[tomboyyyaoi]

vash talking meryl thru how to take off his arm and maintain it properly as she follows his instruction but its really intimate and a little bit erotic

[julieterbang]

ohcakeswinnie

[lmm-43]

In my “???” era

[ashstfu]

you know what’s really fun and in style right now? being kind and making others feel loved and valued

[ashstfu]

this will never go out of style btw

[forbiddnsky]

*violently sobbing* I KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER I KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER

[ohlolme]

I should go to sleep… but I don’t want to.

[julieterbang]

[queenrojpag]

[gayvampyr]

shoutout to boring queer people who don’t do shit. just go to work or school and then come home to watch shows. while gay

[lmm-43]

Don’t play games with someone who has healed themselves on their own.

[ashstfu]

i saw some children playing outside yesterday and ended up crying because ........ i once used to be that age

[ohlolme]

SFW no. 13, 14 and NSFW no. 1 and 4 for gojohime pls <3

omg thank you for the ask lovely anon <3

SFW

14. Who is the highest maintenance? Does the other mind?

well that’s obvious, Gojo “he was spoiled rotten” Satoru. Listen I just know in he’s a DIVA, but Utahime ain’t any better. The only difference is that Utahime likes to spoil herself, she’d take herself shopping or to her favourite bar, she’d buy herself her favourite cosmetics or clothes, but Gojo? Gojo loves to spoil himself but he loves to be spoiled even MORE!!! the only problem is that he’s picky as hell (canon confirmed thank you gege for that recent bonus comic) so Utahime gets even more annoyed with him, cause it’s hard to satisfy him lol however he actually LOOOVESS whenever she goes out of her to get something for him like sweets or favourite food. he’s just not very good at showing it well… (read as he’d still tease her instead of saying “thank you Utahime!! I love you Utahime!” like any normal person would)

13. Who stays up late? Who sleeps the most? Does the other have to force them to sleep/wake up?

Damn I gotta go with Gojo again. Man is an insomniac alright, whereas Utahime hmm to make things funnier I’d say she sleeps A LOT. This woman loves her beauty sleep, and that’s how we end up in a situation where she always has to force him to sleep and he always struggles to wake her up lol they’re made for each~

BONUS I think we can all agree that Gojo sleeps best when he’s sleeping next to Utahime or has her in his arms :”)) he was actually surprised himself when he realised how easily sleep comes to him when he falls asleep next to her 🥹 alright they make me soft sometimes I’ll admit

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1. How often do they have sex, if at all?

Gojo would do it every day if he could, but man is busy so whenever they can plus Utahime is not always in the mood (she’s a mother of a bunch of problem kids. I bet she has an emotional meltdown every other week)

4. Oddest place they’d have sex?

CAR more specifically Ichiji’s car (Im so sorry my dude 😭) but it was a one time thing only because Utahime hated it (Gojo on the other hand oh he loved it~) but as Utahime declared “it was the most uncomfortable I’ve ever been NEVER AGAIN”