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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy :( Why do mermaids wear sea shells as bras? Because b shells aint gonna fit Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse

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Alligator

What do you call an alligator that reads maps? A navigator What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator

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Why did the baker stop making donuts? He got tired of the HOLE thing

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer (idea) What do you call a deer with no eye and no legs? Still no eye deer

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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? Because its point-less

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What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunderpants

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Music genre

What type of music do mummies listen to? WRAP MUSIC

What type of music do chiropractoristen to? HIP-POP!

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#lamejokes

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What do you get when you cross a panther and a beef burger? Real fast food What were to happen if you cross two snowmen with three vampires? A severe frost bite

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What do people in prison use to communicate with each other? Cell Phones

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Chinese Jokes Happy V day viewers!

What do you call a chinese photographer? PHIL MING What do you call a chinese dwarf? TAI NEE What do you call a dumb chinese prostitute? WAN DUM HOR

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Why did the elephant get kicked out from the pool? Because he kept dropping his trunks.