Oh

oh

[executed-deactivated20161004]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the forbidden dance

[extrakyloren]

Hozier is the only person who should be allowed on twitter

[anxietyproblem]

Instagram

[just-another-disordered-soul]

I just used “oh ok” like 2 mins ago

[p3nny4urth0ught5-deactivated202]

I use oh okay and no problem about 50 times a day I feel like

[kevinexeworld-deactivated202009]

an everyday cycle

[thats-our-lamp]

“I understand” and “oh ok” 1234567times a day

[gaypitbull]

“i wish i could go on platonic dates with people”

[gaypitbull]

[icyanz]

It’s called a queerplatonic partner.

[dancing-cockroaches]

[ssstable9]

Oh you mean like having friends?

[mysti-crow-deactivated20200305]

No that’s something different. I am firm on the idea of a platonic date. Friends is just people you don’t hate as much. Platonic peeps are actually people you care about.

[gaypitbull]

[r4cs0]

These people have never had any friends ever

[traceexcalibur]

I found him. the biggest boy

[traceexcalibur]

the #reviews are in

[babyanimalgifs]

One of my favorite videos 😂

[failfred-bitchcock]

[dinuguan]

[unclefather]

me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek

[phonographzerohash]

this is an image with a lot of power and while my instincts are telling me to lean into it I don’t feel like the life I’ve lived to this point has equipped me to do it safely

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.

his reanimated corpse son:

[aberrantemotion]

So I’m gonna kill your wife

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

this is my favorite reply on this post because for a moment I forgot the creature kills victor’s wife and i thought you were threatening me

[reconstructionbaby]

hello i’m hoziest and this is my song i’m already in church

[headspace-hotel]

This post implies the existence of Hozey, who is not at church and has no desire to go.

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

[kingscrown666]

@one-time-i-dreamt

[dinuguan]

[unclefather]

me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek

[phonographzerohash]

this is an image with a lot of power and while my instincts are telling me to lean into it I don’t feel like the life I’ve lived to this point has equipped me to do it safely

[prepare4life]

NATO Standard Phonetic Alphabet,

The phonetic alphabet was developed as a way to spell things out over radio communications that may be less then ideal, I.E. a lot of static or weak signal. All the words were chosen because they have a distinct sound that is easy to pick out. Military and police communications use the phonetic alphabet heavily and can be helpful to know for talking over CB’s or FRS (walky talky) radios.

[stark-raven-mad]

I’m sorry guys, i had to

[stark-raven-mad]

It’s been long enough that I can bring this back

[keri-russell]

Brad Pitt accepts his award for Outstanding Performance by a Male Actor in a Supporting Role at the 2020 SAG Awards

[writing-prompt-s]

You, a demon, have befriended someone.

They are the best friend you have ever had in your long long life and you love them more than you thought you could ever love a human.

The only issue is that you haven’t told them what you are. The later it gets, the harder it becomes to tell them, and the easier it gets for them to figure it out on their own, but you are worried that they will be terrified of you and never want to see you again once they know.

[robophantom]

You don’t realize you’ve been putting it off for about three hundred years. You’re so caught up in worrying about your own secret, it never really occurs to you that perhaps there is also something up with them.

[darkestelemental616]

“I mean, it’s one human. How long can it possibly live? Half a millennia?”

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

IF PUSS IN BOOTS IN SHREK WAS A PUPPER/DOGGO IT WOULD BE JORGE I AM ScREAMIN HE IS SO CUTE I ALMOST FORGET EVERY TIME 😩❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

why does my pupper not have more reblogs wtf is wrong with u all

[lmaonade]

mom making fun of me bc she heard me talking to my cat. i was asking him if he had permission to be baby and asking for his permit and now i’m being bullied  

[lmaonade]

this little man does NOT have a baby license