Polearms My Beloved

Dee | 20+ | She/Her | Bi | Occasionally NSFW So Minors and Ageless Blogs Are Blocked On Sight | Not Spoiler Free, But Spoilers Are Tagged | PROSHIP DNI

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Intro template by ruggiegucci, chibi's (minus Leah) from twstassets, and background by Korajora

I don't know how to make an introduction page, but welcome to your least favorite corner of the internet! I have nothing to offer you outside of subpar memes, even worse AU's and a dazzling smile. My actual creative endeavors can be found on either kirapen for writing and ohrozen-mmd for MMD

The Block Button is my best friend and I use her for even minor inconveniences. I implore you to do the same with me, I do not care as much as you might think

The Yume List:

Note: I am non-sharing and will block doubles on sight. All S/I's are OC's and are not meant to complete representatives of myself (unless it's DW Wang Yi. We're married, Mr. Koei officiated the wedding). I am open to asks about my Yumeships and Yume OC's! Please I need an excuse to talk about them-

Detective Comics: Jason Todd, Artemis of Bana-Mighdall

Dynasty Warriors: Guan Xing, Wang Yi

Samurai Warriors, Sengoku A LIVE, Sengoku BASARA: Katakura Kojuro

Touken Ranbu: Oochidori Juumonji Yari, Ishida Masamune

Twisted Wonderland: Silver Vanrouge, Sebek Zigvolt, Skully J. Graves, Knight of Dawn, Leah Istvan

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Air Shakur in this

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Have another meme I made as part of my "Jason's favorite Uma is Curren Chan" propaganda, which was inspired by a similar edit I saw where he hands the viewer a My Melody plush

Update: Added the Death Grip version (relax bro, no one's going to take her away from you)

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Curren Chan's Ma Chérie alt is dropping tomorrow and I'm using that as an excuse to post this

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I was wondering why it was taking so long for Lottie and Silver to fall in love in LTD despite being marked as IRL partners. Turns out that when I was making Lottie I didn't add nonbinary to her dating preferences so they were physically unable to be attracted to one another

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Update:

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I was wondering why it was taking so long for Lottie and Silver to fall in love in LTD despite being marked as IRL partners. Turns out that when I was making Lottie I didn't add nonbinary to her dating preferences so they were physically unable to be attracted to one another

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"I'm the dog they put with cheetahs to keep them from going crazy in captivity"

RENDER CREDITS

Model: TDA, OHROZEN Accessory: Illusion, kaahgome Pose: Snorlaxin, OHROZEN MME: ミーフォ茜, RaC, nil, そぼろ, ikeno, dson1975, ミーフォ茜, おたもん, みたちゃん, くろくまの人, 午前３時のおやつ, 針金P, winglayer, あじ

Inspo photo:

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I don't know enough about horses to know if the Uma's not having an actual weight listed in their profiles is because actual horses are hard to weigh, or if it's some sort of "women don't like talking about their weight 🤪" thing, but if it's the latter I'm completely willing to forgive them on the grounds that Seeking The Pearl's weight is listed as "Internationally Flawless"

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Lottie: Can you please take my white ass to Funky Town?

Me, giving her the graveyard interior in Living The Dream: Nope! Torture City again!!

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absolute jason yaaaay

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she was lobotomized at Claire's

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Lottie: You know, most people when they get isekai'd into some fantasy world usually get really good at things like sword play, military strategy or magic depending on the world's system. I get ran over by a horse drawn carriage and transported to a mystical, fantastical realm and the only things I get out of it is a proficiency with power tools and how to navigate DIY forums

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Giving twst mom cards pt. 3

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Lottie and Crowley are always out of sync when it comes to their daddy-daughter cover up/shtick EXCEPT for when Ambrose is within 30 feet of school grounds, then suddenly Crowley is the world's most doting father and Lottie is NRC's spoiled little princess

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So uh,,, they really did just announce a whole ass Visual Novel, didn't they?

If I said I felt anything other than "cautiously optimistic" for Sinner's Choice I would be lying. Honestly I'm not the biggest fan of Lucifer as a suitor, so Sinner's Choice isn't really made for me, you know? I will say the art is absolutely gorgeous, but given how rough the Live 2D Models are in the mobile entries it's not really a high bar to pass in the first place. They're kinda giving Soft Reboot™ and I'm gonna keep believing that it is even if I'm proven wrong (delusion is a state of mind ♥️)

Will I purchase Sinner's Choice? Probably not. Again, I'm not a Lucifer Fan™ so I'm absolutely not in the target audience for this game

Will I watch play throughs of it despite that fact? Yes. Something something curiosity, cats and killing

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Personally I think the RSA Hercules character should be based on Herc himself instead of Meg so we can watch his Twink Death™ happen in real time