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wonder no more.
Seriously whatever you are expecting, this isnât it.
Jesus H. Fucking Christ
I. Iâm so tempted. So. So tempted.

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@ohsoslightlyocd
Ever wonder what the highest kudoâd work on ao3 is?
wonder no more.
Seriously whatever you are expecting, this isnât it.
Jesus H. Fucking Christ
I. Iâm so tempted. So. So tempted.
I've ignored a lot of stuff with babygate, but I can't stay silent when I see people trying to pull Tom Fletcher's baby into this mess.
Just NO, NO, NO, NO NO! Find another baby to pin your photoshop theories on but leave that lovely family out of it. They would never, in a million years, have anything to do with this and if you disagree with me unfollow me now. This is fucked up! No, actually itâs BEYOND fucked up. Iâm so annoyed Iâm actually moved to tears of frustration right now. Jeez. It makes me want to delete my blog.
I donât even follow One Direction (only really aware of babygate because others are posting on my dashboard) and Iâve ignored it until now. But no - do not drag people like the Fletchers into this, or any other family with young children. Itâs fucking disgusting.
Same BOY !!!!
but the first pic was posted by tom telling his wife âthey r still waiting 4 her to give birthâ, at same day louis posted his 1st picwith freddie !!!
also tomâs son cheek is more fat than the 1 with louis , but sane exact ear and same look !!
also the weird thing is tom saying he doesnt know the gender of his child !!while the baby is suppose to born after 2 weeks or smt !!how is that ?!
.. Did they fooled us by changing tomâs dates in posting pics about his new born child!!!!
2nd&3rd Pics credit: twitter
Iâm sorry but Iâve now seen everything.
The reason Tom didnât know the gender of his child before he was born is because (SHOCK HORROR) you can CHOOSE not to find out the gender of the baby. They didnât know the gender of their first child, and wanted the same for their second child. Itâs really basic to keep in mind, you know.
Also - really. Youâre claiming that Tom Fletcher is lending his child to Louis to pretend he has a child? Are you THAT desperate to say that Louis doesnât have a child that youâre willing to drag anyone and everyone into this scandal?! Seriously; grow up.
Maybe One Direction fans should start thinking that the reason their idol is acting like a jerk after being a father ISNâT because heâs in the middle of a fake baby scandal thatâs trying to keep him in the closet and away from his beautiful lover Harry, and itâs all an act for everyone around him.
Itâs because heâs an ACTUAL jerk.
Remember: the simplest explanation is often the easiest. Louis is a father, and also a jerk. The end.
@ohsoslightlyocd r u tom'wife or smt lol .. and if u r right, u donât have eyes !!canât u see both childs how they r similar .. and what if tom gave his child to louis â1dhqâ in order to be used in louisâs stunt byvtaking couples of photos with him! Donât u know that some ppl give their childs to be used in acting like movies !!its not smt weird, plus tom is one of the crew so he is not some1strange to louis !they know each others for years !! Plus u r the jerk here not louis, cuz u believe what 1dhq feeding u and take all their infos using NO BRAIN .. ! if louis is acting like a jerk, is his sisters also and his mom who didnât post any pic with the baby r jerks ??! just believe what u want to believe but try to respect urself before talking about louis , anyways , even if u donât respect him, actually ur opinion about him is not really important đ happy easter
See, I was going to put this in your ask box because frankly, lifeâs too short without people needing to see such a long post on their feeds, but given yours is closed... No; Iâm not Tomâs wife. Yes, I do have eyes. Yes, I do have a brain, as my university degree, school grades, and peers tell me.Â
Firstly, I can see that theyâre two different children. And babies looks similar because they are BABIES. They start growing into their features at a later age, because at the very early stage they all look similar. Babies are small, and have spent nine months inside their mothers before being born. They are going to look a little squished and exactly the same. BECAUSE THEY ARE BABIES.Â
Maybe the family hasnât posted pictures because they want to respect privacy of that child? As the father, Louis knows what heâs comfortable posting online about his child, but his family wonât know for sure what heâs okay with. For example, my parents always ask me before they post baby pictures of me online, because itâs part of my PRIVACY as their child. They respect the fact that I might not want an image online of me as a baby, and most likely his family respect that too.
Also, seeing as Tom and his family have been in London all this time, and Louisâ been in the US, Iâm going to say that Tom hasnât been lending his child out for photos. And yeah, flying out with a three-week old to the US, along with a two year old? Iâm sure Tom and his wife would LOVE to fly out every few weeks with two very small, very tired children - during a time when theyâre bonding as a family of four - and let their youngest be used for photos in a publicity stunt. Note: that was sarcasm, by the way - easy to get lost online.
But sure, letâs take your way with minimal logic. If Tom DID give his child over to be used in a stunt, then Iâd lose all respect for him and his family for doing so. Because itâs WRONG to use a child like that, no matter the circumstances. But wouldnât you feel the same about Louis, if heâd been using innocent children for a stunt? Wouldnât YOU lose all respect for him as a fan?Â
Because itâs not just about being forced into doing something by management or whatever. Louis is an adult - he can simply not do it and walk away. Take the recent Ke$ha case with her allegations of rape against Dr. Luke. Sheâs in a contract to produce albums with the company, but sheâd rather break her contract rules because she cannot bear to be around him.Â
Look at Take That coming back together - originally, Jason had a rocky relationship with their manager Nigel, who did stuff to him that apparently made Gary Barlow feel ill (source: My Take by Gary Barlow). And when the reunion talk began and they were going to get back with Nigel, Jason refused to go back if Nigel were involved, He said that heâd rather not have the band back than work with his former manager because the first time had been so horrific - as a result, theyâre no longer with their old manager and Jason was happier in the band than the first time.
And surely, Louis would feel the same? If he was truly against the idea of using a baby for publicity stunts, being forced into the closet and blackmailed against his will, heâd do whatever was in his power to get himself out of that situation. Iâm sure that breaching a contract and being sued for a couple of million is worth it if you know that you need to be away from a toxic situation. Except heâs âgoing along with itâ - and if you had faith in your idol not to be the sort of person to use children for publicity, then youâd hope to God he was just dicking about as a father.
Because the alternative is a hell of a lot worse. Isnât it?
Same BOY !!!!
but the first pic was posted by tom telling his wife âthey r still waiting 4 her to give birthâ, at same day louis posted his 1st picwith freddie !!!
also tomâs son cheek is more fat than the 1 with louis , but sane exact ear and same look !!
also the weird thing is tom saying he doesnt know the gender of his child !!while the baby is suppose to born after 2 weeks or smt !!how is that ?!
.. Did they fooled us by changing tomâs dates in posting pics about his new born child!!!!
2nd&3rd Pics credit: twitter
Iâm sorry but Iâve now seen everything.
The reason Tom didnât know the gender of his child before he was born is because (SHOCK HORROR) you can CHOOSE not to find out the gender of the baby. They didnât know the gender of their first child, and wanted the same for their second child. Itâs really basic to keep in mind, you know.
Also - really. Youâre claiming that Tom Fletcher is lending his child to Louis to pretend he has a child? Are you THAT desperate to say that Louis doesnât have a child that youâre willing to drag anyone and everyone into this scandal?! Seriously; grow up.
Maybe One Direction fans should start thinking that the reason their idol is acting like a jerk after being a father ISNâT because heâs in the middle of a fake baby scandal thatâs trying to keep him in the closet and away from his beautiful lover Harry, and itâs all an act for everyone around him.
Itâs because heâs an ACTUAL jerk.
Remember: the simplest explanation is often the easiest. Louis is a father, and also a jerk. The end.
âTake a walk on the wild side!â
Youâre right. Iâm gonna run 23 lands instead of 24.
Join me on my life on the edge! 22!
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
OH MY GOD DAVE RAN 21 LANDS IN HIS STANDARD DECK WHAT A FUCKING LEDGE.
What the⌠but⌠how⌠whaâŚ. how did this personâŚ. IâŚ
i just wrote -2-2x= like 75 times on a paper oh god
i filled up both sides
what just happened
this makes me uncomfortable,Â
then do =x+2+ for the next part
for âor blow me a kiss, and thatâs lucky tooâ itâs =+1=+1
What is this sorcery?!?!
this is my favorite post on tumblr
the ending is: 12=x1=
So I just worked out the whole song, and here you go:
- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = + 1 = + 1
- 7Â 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 2 + 2Â 1 = x + 2 +
- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + - 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 +
- 7Â 2 + 7 = x + 2 +
- 7Â 2 + 7 = x + 2 + = 7Â 7Â 2 + = x + 2 + = x - 7 - 2
- 2 - 2 x = = x + 2 + = x + 2Â 1 = x + 2 + 1Â 2 = x 1 =
My mind just broke
*writes furiously*
Mom: Are you writing an essay?
Me: Hm? Wha-oh yeah. An essay. Definitely.Â
I def just wrote this on a piece of paper while laughing and my friends are now judging me hardcore
Watch:Â Their interaction is enough to turn even the grinchiest Grinch into a total holiday believer.
This Santa is in Middlesbrough, UK - a couple of minutes from my hometown.
Great to see the North being so wonderful at Christmas.
The doctor looking for gallifrey in series 8
true bravery is reblogging a noteless textpost
but remember that every famous tumblr post, every escalating humorous post, every stunning photoset all began from one person reblogging a noteless post
everyone is capable of brilliance and bravery
So I was walking home from school
And a mob of ravens followed me??? After watching Face the Raven I just
This happened to me as well this morning. Except with pigeons.
Shouting âI DONâT WANT TO FACE THE PIGEONâ in the middle of a quiet housing estate isnât a great idea, it turns out.
Darth Vader believes in young girls, apparently.
Hell fucking yeah
This is the shit I live for
ok itâs not even anyoneâs big day but I just need this card for posterity
This card design is hella rad too, shout out to the designer!
Can I just point out how fucking awesome this whole stand is? Thereâs Star Wars and Wonder Woman and Spiderman, and affirming messages for girls on every single card.
THIS WHOLE STAND!
Demiâs album didnât even go #1 and sheâs trying to pull meet and greets at this price? The delusion. It doesnât even come with tickets. Poot Lovato would never pull a stunt like this.
AND you have to buy a separate ticket for the concert
So, I can buy a car or get a low rent 2 day family vacation?
HmmmâŚdecisions.
âCome byâ could mean sit down for a meaningful chat or give a half-wave as they pass the door, no promises
#how messed are they if they think their demo has $10k to toss off? You know, I wouldâve said the same thing but then I heard 1D were selling m&g for like $8k JUST for a quick in-and-out photo. Sometimes parents need to buy their kidsâ love.
See when I did a meet and greet with McFly, guess how much I paid for it?
Not a penny. NOT A PENNY.
Seriously. They did a meet and greet for free, and no requirements to go. I turned up and met my idols and it changed my life.
Take That: HEY BOY. 3.11 #ComingSoon
MY NEW SEXUALITY IS GARY BARLOW WEARING LIP RINGS
always reblogging this
If you want some love And you donât know how Gotta tell that girl Gotta tell her now Gotta give her time Gotta give her more If you want that girl Gotta let her know
If you want that girl Gotta let her see Gotta burn inside Gotta let it be
If you want that girl And you donât know why Oh itâs only gonna drive you crazy
Donât wait for someone To change your life Donât settle for less Than you deserve Donât waste a minute Of your precious time Donât wait for someone Go and change your life
Hey boy whatcha got Donât leave me on the floor Oh oh Donât want no trouble in the house
Hey boy whatcha got Canât take this anymore Oh oh You might just be my hero
Get outta your head, get into your heart (x3)
Hey boy whatcha got
Hey boy whatcha got Canât take this anymore Donât want no trouble in the house
If you want some love (if you want some love) But you canât say why (but you canât say why) Gotta tell that boy (gotta tell that boy) Gotta hold him tight (gotta hold him tight) Gotta let him know (gotta let him know) Gotta let it show Gotta hope the feeling grows
If you want that guy Gotta let him see Gotta turn his head Turn up the heat
If you want that guy Gotta make him yours Your heartâs beating and it wonât stop baby
Hey boy whatcha got Donât leave me on the floor Oh oh Donât want no trouble in the house
Hey boy whatcha got Canât take this anymore Oh oh You might just be my hero
Get outta your head, get into your heart (x3)
Hey boy whatcha got
Hey boy whatcha got Canât take this anymore Donât want no trouble in the house
Donât wait for someone to change your life Donât settle for less than you deserve Donât waste a minute of your precious time Donât wait for someone Go and change your life Hey boy whatcha got (donât want no trouble) Donât leave me on the floor (in the house) Oh oh Donât want no trouble in the house
Hey boy whatcha got (donât want no trouble) Canât take this anymore (in the house) Oh oh You might just be my hero
Get outta your head, get into your heart (x3) (oh no no no no no)
Hey boy whatcha got
Hey boy whatcha got (donât want no trouble) Canât take this anymore (in the house) Oh oh Donât want no trouble in the house
So after reading the lyrics fully, and hearing the song... I am 110% convinced that this song is about Jason Orange. eeee!
Me: is okay for a few days
Me: oh my god I faked my entire illness I'm just a manipulative monster who pretends to be crazy oh my god I should do something destructive because I hate myself
Me: wait a second