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Oh Sehun: Anything you wish for him to be, with a price, of course. NSFW Roleplay. 18+

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he wasn’t normally such a klutz, but he could blame the jerk sitting with his legs stretched out as far as they could go. it didn’t help how embarrassed he was in real time though. when the stranger spoke up, kyungsoo thought it was sarcasm and he was about to tell him off, until he felt it as he was about to push himself up. seriously–

“i don’t know if i want to,” despite his words, kyungsoo just turned to face him and see the poor lighting did nothing to mask the stranger’s good looks but he still went on, “you’ve got some bad taste if that movie got you worked up. and who do you think you are, sitting around here like you own the place, huh? other people gotta walk around here too.” he still took his sweet time picking himself up off this guy’s boner, nudging a gangly leg with the toe of his shoe.

"Well, I say not knowing is better than a straight no, so you can take your time to decide while you’re enjoying your seat,” he argues lightly with an amused grin.

He thinks he’s supposed to be embarrassed that the stranger no doubt feels his hard-on. But it feels kind of nice, and he has watched enough porn to know where such situations lead to. (Or he’s just delusional.) Overall, he’s not against it. He just chuckles at the lame assumption, shaking his head. “I was here with someone and they just left me with this, aren’t I a pity?”

So the stranger hasn’t freaked out yet; that’s a good thing. The fact that he isn’t immediately scrambling off his lap only feeds to Sehun’s delusion that maybe the other isn’t all that opposed to it either. He lets out a feigned groan as if in pain and easily lies through his teeth, “I have leg cramps now, so I can’t move it, sorry.”

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kyungsoo’s seen a lot of movies, quite a few bad ones too, but if there was any that he regretted wasting the money to see, it was this one. if he had gone with someone he would have been whispering complaints into their ear the whole time even though he was the one that chose it. but he hadn’t, he sat alone in the middle of one of the rows and the only reason he hadn’t gotten up to walk out was, he was too lazy to try to climb over the amorous couples bookending the row. that’s really all it took, besides the fact he had nothing better to do with the beginning of his weekend.

he still sat there even as the credits started to roll, rubbing his eyes tiredly before he started to get up and shuffle down the row. he almost made it if it hadn’t been for someone’s gangly legs stretched out across the sticky floor, sending him into their lap. “shit– ah, sorry, sorry,” kyungsoo apologized as he tried to pick himself up, still not so gracefully.

This girl would not shut the fuck up: about the movie, about how cold it is, about how distracting the couples in front were. However, Sehun is practically paid to smile at anything she says, keep her warm in his arms, and distract her from everything else with his lips (mainly just to shut her up). So they fool around for abit, his hands playing David Cop-a-feel and sneaking to places unlit by the screen ahead of them.

The movie comes to an end and so does she. She excuses herself to the ladies’ first, completely disregarding the tent in his jeans. Sehun tells himself it’s okay, that he’s used to such... emotional pain. He tactfully wipes his slicked fingers by the edge of his seat (so he’s not a model citizen, big deal) before he pulls out his phone to check for any new messages. And the next thing he knows, a stranger is in his lap... Which is a common occurrence, to say the least. He gets a good look at them first and then shrugs. “No it’s okay, please-- You’re welcome to sit for as long as you like.” He could easily be mistaken for being sarcastic, but... the pressure helps, even if a little.

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snhe:

“Oh you thought I was talking about me?” Hyeon asked as he let his head titled to the side dramatically, a frown adorning his lips. “No, sadly even I, someone with an incredible bod and an okay face am not getting any.” He sighed loudly before he grinned widely. “I was just speaking generally, like I just don’t know what’s wrong with being a slut. Isn’t it a good thing? You’re doing what you want…I’m getting off track. But anyway what is the difference between a slut and a manwhore? They both sound the same to me no?” He questioned quietly in case he sounded dumb. “I don’t really have much room to judge with what I’ve done in my life.”

“Really? That’s a bit hard to believe.” He mirrors the other’s grin, the compliment slipping from his glib tongue that’s honed by his job. “Exactly, there’s nothing wrong with it. People just like finding things to judge others for, that’s all.” He shrugs and chews on his lower lip in thought. “Hm... None, really. Slut, manwhore, manslut. Basically just used to differentiate men and women who gets and wants alot, I suppose.” His head tilts at Hyeon’s quiet admission, which only further piques Sehun’s curiosity. “Well, what are some judge-worthy things you think you’ve done in your life? I mean, I don’t think the things I do are all that bad, but... I promise, this is a judgement-free zone. Just tell me things you won’t have to kill me for,” he jests with a light smile.

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moonqom:

The fact that he was being so encouraging had her propping a single brow up, chuckling from behind her phone as she scrolled through the article she was reading. “Would you really? That’s so kind of you to go through that kinda trouble.” It’s with playful nudge back that she seriously starts to contemplate doing it now. She had always wondered if she was capable enough to do it, and plus, it’d be a nice change from just going to the gym. “Does that mean you’ll sign up and take the classes with me then? I might need the support all throughout the process.”

“No trouble at all,” there’s a mellow smile on his lips before she drops the ridiculous question. “Huh?” He straightens up and blinks, muddled. Sure, he’s gained fluidity from years of dancing and he could be decent at it if he tried, but the mental image of him swinging around on the pole seems to be... less graceful and more gangling to him. He’s got enough attraction points from dancing anyway, so he decides to leave it at that for now. “Wait no-- I’m already occupied with my dance classes and only have enough time to... see the end result, you know? Not to mention, I don’t make enough for extra classes.” He manages a nervous smile. “But don’t you worry, you have my complete mental and emotional support!”

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❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

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Sehun’s brows raises at the confession that’s so ridiculous and blatant that he can only cast it off as a joke, so he just scoffs lightly and plays along with the other. “Well, I mean–that makes perfect sense. I doubt anyone would be stupid enough to call the police on themselves. But hey, since you already told me that, you’re obligated to give me more details– Who was it? What happened?” Focused on his act, he lowers his tone with feigned curiosity, “… And most importantly, what’d you do with the body?”

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❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

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“Oh,” is all that leaves his lips while his mind gets filled with said erotic images of her on a pole in skimpy clothing and the lights in the background dimmed. He licks his lips at the wonderful thought, hopefully too subtle and quick for her to take notice or comment on. “Well… If you’re really that worried, I’m sure I could always take some time out and you could let me see it first… and let you know if it is.” He gives a gentle nudge, a smile that’s halfway playful, but more so encouraging–despite the slightly inappropriate reason. “But really, go for it, you have my full support.”

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❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞

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He chuckles, nodding firmly in approval. “You’re right, you’re right. There’s really nothing wrong with being a slut now is there? Everyone’s got their needs, I mean… I, of all people would understand that–” He pauses for a moment and mumbles to himself. “Wait, that makes it sound like I’m the slut…” A purse of his lips before his gaze flickers to the other again. “But I guess it’s hard to deny considering I’m a manwhore… Oh well, but I can trust you not to judge yeah?” His grin returns. “Glad to hear you’re getting some though.”

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[ text ]: I get out at 5, you have any plans later on?

[ SMS / Jinhee ] You know how hardworking I am, got plans everyday.[ SMS / Jinhee ] But if you want, I can squeeze you in at night after dance prac. Can you make it at 10:30? We can catch supper or something.

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❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

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Her words make Sehun frown abit, thinking that perhaps he took things abit too far. “Don’t say it like that…” He looks back at the girl with a hint of guilt–and maybe also pity–in his eyes before he gives in and admits, “Alright, so maybe a little– But only because you look cute whining.” The corners of his lips curves to a soft grin now to show that he really means no harm. “Now smile for me, because you look even prettier than way hm?”

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❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

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He only gives a light chuckle at the other’s supposed malicious comment. “Are you now?” With his cheek propped against his fist, a knowing grin makes it’s way to his lips as he eyes Baekhyun. Sehun always finds amusement in teasing the older. “You know, me too. I’m always looking to shut you up, “ he states matter-of-factly. “But I’m sure we both know there’s a... win-win solution to that.” His grin grows wider, more shameless as he leans just an inch closer. “So what’d you say we kill two birds with one stone?”

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❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

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He gets startled by the abrasive yelling and turns to give the other a look before he scoffs when she says it’s supposed to be encouragement. “Is that how you always encourage people? By yelling in their ear and calling them a sack of shit?” Sehun leans back and shakes his head, stubbornly–childishly–unsatisfied with it. “I don’t feel encouraged by it, think of a better way to motivate me.”

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❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

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He catches his plush bottom lip between his teeth to keep himself from snickering in front of their Internet audience after passing a sassy comment, but he can’t help himself as he continues his snark under his breath, only letting Chanyeol hear him, “... Then don’t be a loser in front of them.” He avoids the other’s gaze so he doesn’t end up laughing, wanting to be focused on their task at hand. Being as inexperienced as he is with this whole gig, he mutters another question quietly for guidance, “Alright, what do we do now?”

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TRACKER // 23 OCT 16

[ Replies: ] NIL

[ Plotting: ] jessicajvng

#// For personal reference.#Will be updated regularly.#Strikeout = Done and drafted.

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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞

❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞

❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞

❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞

❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞

❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞

❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞

❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞

❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞

❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞

❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞

❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞

❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞

❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞

❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞

❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞

❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞

❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞

❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞

❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞

❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞

❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞

❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞

❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞

❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞

❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞

❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞

❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞

❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞

❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞

❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞

❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞

❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞

❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞

❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞

❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞

❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞

❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞

❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞

❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞

❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞

❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞

❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞

❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞

❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞

❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞

❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞

❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞

❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞

❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞

❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞

❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞

❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞

❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞

❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞

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