Lend me your hand and we'll conquer them all

Ashley. 24. Nasty woman. Engineer. Lover of traveling, musicals, and food. Hater of parking spot mirages.

[ohwhatiwouldgive]

Checking out the Chicago Open House and running the Frank Lloyd Wright 10k made for one excellent weekend 🥰 https://www.instagram.com/p/B33GafGpPfR/?igshid=lxq2ecqbxt2o

[ohwhatiwouldgive]

I got to meet someone who has inspired me greatly as a runner and it was amazing 🥰 her Chicago Marathon goal is TOAST 💪🏻🏃🏻‍♀️swipe to see both of us being photogenic queens 🙈😅 #badassladygang https://www.instagram.com/p/B3hubfzpobc/?igshid=ax7dup2kwyuh

[ohwhatiwouldgive]

It was fun when we were young and now we’re older🎢🎶 (and, for the record, it’s still really fun) (at United Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2rMYcYJfzw/?igshid=1k0kl7plt3xuo

[ohwhatiwouldgive]

It couldn’t be a more perfect day to change up my running route 😍🏃🏻‍♀️#runchi (at Lakefront Running Trail) https://www.instagram.com/p/B11jbB1Jbys/?igshid=wcb182iuw3qf

[ohwhatiwouldgive]

Musicals, racing (for donuts), and life talks make for a fabulous weekend 💕 https://www.instagram.com/p/B0_nPuiJGvM/?igshid=1v54gn88ildsn

[ohwhatiwouldgive]

Thank you, @kattybrown and @big_mike70, for showing me your beautiful city, letting me sleep on your couch, sharing your kitties, and enabling me to gain 3748292 pounds in one weekend 😅😍 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bzq5PnHJQGZ/?igshid=dusi639i0s0x

[ohwhatiwouldgive]

Short hair, don’t care 💇🏻‍♀️ (at Marin Hair Co) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzUPf5apyTI/?igshid=1v891hdc9i402

[ohwhatiwouldgive]

First race ➡️ most recent. Taking something I hated and turning it into something that I absolutely love (most days 😅) has been such an incredible, empowering experience. I can’t believe that I’ve just registered for the race that started it all; the Disney Princess Half Marathon! #globalrunningday #runningchangeseverything #runlikeagirl https://www.instagram.com/p/ByVNmAgpJhf/?igshid=ydbnmjcf6iho

[ohwhatiwouldgive]

Racing + musicals + food = one fabulous weekend https://www.instagram.com/p/ByOKlc6J_B6/?igshid=fds5zw0gaxai

[ohwhatiwouldgive]

It’s a beautiful day for a new personal best! 🏃🏻‍♀️🎉 #cincodemiler #runchi (at Montrose Harbor) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxDbQvwpyP8/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=negjl9nlgjb9

[ohwhatiwouldgive]

I definitely only signed up for the post-race chocolate snack pack. But my first 5k with no walk breaks and a new personal best make it all a little sweeter 🍫🏃🏻‍♀️ (at 2018 Hot Chocolate 5k) https://www.instagram.com/p/BpxCHUzAHYv/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=jim9bivanvuh

[ohwhatiwouldgive]

This show and this cast make my heart so happy😍 Break a leg in NYC next spring 💙 (at Cadillac Palace Theatre) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo64f6Bhqhh/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1le1svxcb8pe9

[colourofoctober]

“Allow cookies to cool for 10-15 minutes”

[ohwhatiwouldgive]

This city has my heart 💖 (at Chicago, Illinois) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bnw3FOzhtwb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=190n2l14wdh44

[ohwhatiwouldgive]

I had an awesome weekend in my favorite city with my two favorite Courtneys 😍 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bng02_HBgCM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dad9gag8ijxx

[jennamourey]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

[lovepsychothefirst]

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

[michaun]

[sprf23]

I love her so much

[memehumor]

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