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@ohyeah-itssamwilson
intro post
Sam Wilson, the newest Captain America here, also known as the Falcon. Yeah I heard that a Bucky Barnes didn’t want me here to bother him.
so.
yeah I flew her just about as fast as I could. If anyone has a list of all the Bucky accounts I’d be real happy to bother them;)
rules:
no nsfw. No homophobia. No transphobia. No racism. No sexism. I want nothing to do with anyone who supports any of those things at all. No matter why they do.
"Hey, Sam." — @natanovna
oh hey, Nat
“Haven’t seen you in a while. You good? Redwing’s fine, right?” She joked.
Redwing is always fine, I don’t want to talk about it
I’m doing great, how about you?
“Usual. Not bad. How’s your morning?”
”oh, alright. The world isn’t ending for once, that’s nice. How about you?”
"Hey, Sam." — @natanovna
oh hey, Nat
“Haven’t seen you in a while. You good? Redwing’s fine, right?” She joked.
Redwing is always fine, I don’t want to talk about it
I’m doing great, how about you?
"Hey, Sam." — @natanovna
oh hey, Nat
“Uncle Sammmmmm!!! You should give me treats :3”
@the-alpine-barnes
yeah? What does ole’ Bucky say about that
“Dad doesn’t care!!”
I think he does
“Whaaaaat??? Noooooooo!”
you seem like you’re lying there, little buddy
“But Uncle Sammmmmm!!! I’m cute and adorable and I deserve it!! And maybe if you give me some I’ll stop gaslighting you!”
now I don’t want to give you treats even more, because I’m not going to reward lying as a bribe method
“:0 are you telling me I’m not cute and adorable????”
liars are never cute or adorable😤
“IM TELLING DAD YOU DONT LOVE ME!”
I THOUGHT CAT’S COULDN’T TALK
“Uncle Sammmmmm!!! You should give me treats :3”
@the-alpine-barnes
yeah? What does ole’ Bucky say about that
“Dad doesn’t care!!”
I think he does
“Whaaaaat??? Noooooooo!”
you seem like you’re lying there, little buddy
“But Uncle Sammmmmm!!! I’m cute and adorable and I deserve it!! And maybe if you give me some I’ll stop gaslighting you!”
now I don’t want to give you treats even more, because I’m not going to reward lying as a bribe method
“:0 are you telling me I’m not cute and adorable????”
liars are never cute or adorable😤
“Uncle Sammmmmm!!! You should give me treats :3”
@the-alpine-barnes
yeah? What does ole’ Bucky say about that
“Dad doesn’t care!!”
I think he does
“Whaaaaat??? Noooooooo!”
you seem like you’re lying there, little buddy
“But Uncle Sammmmmm!!! I’m cute and adorable and I deserve it!! And maybe if you give me some I’ll stop gaslighting you!”
now I don’t want to give you treats even more, because I’m not going to reward lying as a bribe method
“Uncle Sammmmmm!!! You should give me treats :3”
@the-alpine-barnes
yeah? What does ole’ Bucky say about that
“Dad doesn’t care!!”
I think he does
“Whaaaaat??? Noooooooo!”
you seem like you’re lying there, little buddy
A young girl, who looks to be about 6 years old, rolls up to him in a wheelchair.
"Hi! Do you want to be my husband?"
- @how-do-legs-work
sorry, kid, don’t think that’s really allowed. Laws and such.
"Oh. Well my culture has different laws, I guess. Do you want to be my friend instead?"
I don’t see why not
"Do you already have a wife, new friend?"
”I do not.”
“Uncle Sammmmmm!!! You should give me treats :3”
@the-alpine-barnes
yeah? What does ole’ Bucky say about that
“Dad doesn’t care!!”
I think he does
“Uncle Sammmmmm!!! You should give me treats :3”
@the-alpine-barnes
yeah? What does ole’ Bucky say about that
A young girl, who looks to be about 6 years old, rolls up to him in a wheelchair.
"Hi! Do you want to be my husband?"
- @how-do-legs-work
sorry, kid, don’t think that’s really allowed. Laws and such.
"Oh. Well my culture has different laws, I guess. Do you want to be my friend instead?"
I don’t see why not
A young girl, who looks to be about 6 years old, rolls up to him in a wheelchair.
"Hi! Do you want to be my husband?"
- @how-do-legs-work
sorry, kid, don’t think that’s really allowed. Laws and such.
But what if Alpine can talk and they’re gaslighting you?
Listen man (gender neutral), I’m not going to argue with Bucky because then he has the upper hand. He has to argue with me first so I look better
“Sam have you seen my cat.”
@the-winter-soldierr
yes, I have, she broke into my house, bucky number there are far too many of you to remember the numbers
@the-alpine-barnes
Hey quick unrelated question btw can your cat talk?
“Yeah there’s a lot of us don’t worry about it.
“Umm… what? No? She’s a cat. Are you feeling alright, Sam?”
yeah ok that’s what I thought I was just checking
yeah, man, I’m fine. Are YOU fine? I mean… you’re… so old now…
“I’m only physically like thirty something, Sam. I’m not a dinosaur.”
🦖🦖🦖
💥💥💥
“… you’re horrible.”
you love me😘
“Debatable.”
Wrong
“Mhm… sure. You just tried to convince me my cat could talk. Why would I love a liar?”
I didn’t try to convince you of anything! I asked a hypothetical question once.
“Right…” *he scoops up Alpine.* “can you talk?” “Meow?” “See?”
I’m not having this conversation. I asked one hypothetical and I get accused of being a madman. i don’t appreciate this.
“Sam have you seen my cat.”
@the-winter-soldierr
yes, I have, she broke into my house, bucky number there are far too many of you to remember the numbers
@the-alpine-barnes
Hey quick unrelated question btw can your cat talk?
“Yeah there’s a lot of us don’t worry about it.
“Umm… what? No? She’s a cat. Are you feeling alright, Sam?”
yeah ok that’s what I thought I was just checking
yeah, man, I’m fine. Are YOU fine? I mean… you’re… so old now…
“I’m only physically like thirty something, Sam. I’m not a dinosaur.”
🦖🦖🦖
💥💥💥
“… you’re horrible.”
you love me😘
“Debatable.”
Wrong
“Mhm… sure. You just tried to convince me my cat could talk. Why would I love a liar?”
I didn’t try to convince you of anything! I asked a hypothetical question once.
“Sam have you seen my cat.”
@the-winter-soldierr
yes, I have, she broke into my house, bucky number there are far too many of you to remember the numbers
@the-alpine-barnes
Hey quick unrelated question btw can your cat talk?
“Yeah there’s a lot of us don’t worry about it.
“Umm… what? No? She’s a cat. Are you feeling alright, Sam?”
yeah ok that’s what I thought I was just checking
yeah, man, I’m fine. Are YOU fine? I mean… you’re… so old now…
“I’m only physically like thirty something, Sam. I’m not a dinosaur.”
🦖🦖🦖
💥💥💥
“… you’re horrible.”
you love me😘
“Debatable.”
Wrong
