A lost teenager in over his head.

Sirius He/they. 🧠⚒️ Lobotomy enthusiast 🧠⚒️ Non-sharing Minho (TMR) yumeshipper One of the resident pretty boy of shedblr. (Is shedblr even still alive?? Am I the only one left...)

[ohyouuglylittlefucker]

INTRO POST BABYYYYY

⇧My favorite songs⇧ (Subject to change)

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STRAW PAGE!!!!!!

I’m Sirius. Minor. Non-sharing Minho (TMR) yume/selfshipper. doubles DNI.

I love love love L O V E nicknames!! Please use them for me :3 all nicknames are welcomed except Siri just for the fact that I only allow 2 people to call me that otherwise!! Call me nicknames pleaseeee!!!

-quote i liked. from D O R I A N.

Blog where I post more SHED stuff. @xb-lulu-xb

assigned honorary Australian by @eyes-roll-back-around

alt/ back up account: currently don’t have one.

uh. He/Him

mastodon linked here

discord is @/ohyoulittlefucker_84847

AO3 linked here

Close mooties can DM for insta or Pinterest.

I’m severely mentally ill. There’s a lot wrong with me. I will post about it.

Helpol i don’t often talk about my religion on here through

I rly like electrochemistry, particle physics, nuclear physics, lobotomlgy, forensics, entomology, and forensic entomology. fandoms: maradurs, BSD, DDLC, mazerunner, Sally face, class of ‘09, Fran bow, home stuck (I blame @severaldisordersinatrenchcoat2 /silly), bluey, mcr, DHMIS, Stick, the rookie, RTC, Mean girls, Hamilton, heathers, little misfortune, animal crossing, queen, David Bowie, blondie, oingo binigo definitely spelled that wrong, school spirits, millapedes, bugs, kimya Dawson, regretavator, stick, IT, McCafferty, midwestern emo, epic, uh uh uh I like other stuff too.

-quote I liked. from D O R I A N.

the only label I will ever use…sakikmpreggender. made lovingly by the hands of D O R I A N. everyone say thank you to D O R I A N.

MILLAPEIDS. MILLAPEIDS. MILLAPEIDS.

tag for horny posting: #faggot hours

Best friend online and off; one of my closest bitches overall: @severaldisordersinatrenchcoat2

Tag for bitch: #alex Alex kirkyy

first ever mootie on tumblr and one of my favorite people icel: @xxwebsxx

tag for websie: #webs is the best

marauder mootie: @burntrosier

tag for marauder mootie: #rose man

I vauge posted about this guy for months - @ew-emofag

tag for guy I vauge posted about for months - #25.

Photos of my irl stuff - #a very Sirius guy

weird tumblr anon guy - #ceo man.

my drafts - #sirius draft

posts about my hallucinations/schizophenia - #figments of my imagination

posts about my IRLS/IRL stuff - #no tom holland duh.

Posts about my yumeship/yumeshipping - my husband from another world <3.

posts about my school - #Chicken nuggets are not a snack food

answering straw page gimmicks - #sirius.page

I wait for you like a dog. Every time you leave it’s misery.

[kyscrayonboy]

Do not ever take me as an exemple do not do what i do I am a dumbass idiot

[urenbyneighbor]

Sirius who never asks for food when he's hungry and gets embarassed when he's 'caught' making food for himself.

He especially gets hungry at night and struggles to fall asleep if he doesn't eat anything, so he fills cupboards with snacks he can eat then discard (hide) rapidly to fill his stomach. It makes him feel even worse and guiltier but he's just that hungry, so he'll swallow any junk food he can find.

Remus who just, slowly picks up on it. Gets up at two am with Sirius and realises his boyfriend looks very uncomfortable about it and has just been sipping on his glass of water for five minutes. So he asks if he's hungry and after a lot of hesitation Sirius says yeah.

And it's so casual, the way Remus simply offers to make him some pasta, that Sirius wants to cry. But he nods and that just becomes a thing. If they're sleeping late, Remus will make him a plate of something, no questions asked, no pressure. Sirius doesn't even have to eat it, it can go in the fridge for later.

Sometimes they cook together, often Remus tells him to just sit and look pretty, and that it's an essential part of his process.

And it's at two am, when Remus is stirring food, his sleeves rolled up and smiling sweetly like it's no bother. Because it's not, not for him. That Sirius knows he's never, ever leaving that man.

[ohyouuglylittlefucker]

I miss my emotional support Australian

[ohyouuglylittlefucker]

my biggest fear is that I’m going to watch all my friend die one by one and I’m not going to be able to slow or stop it.

[ohyouuglylittlefucker]

if your using AI or chat GPT or any of the above to write your tumblr posts…DIE DIEDIE IN A FUCKING FIRE ONFG YOU BRAIN DEAD BOOT LICKING PEICE OF FUCKING SHIT.

I mean that with every fiber of my being,

all posts made on this blog are 110% human written!!!

[ohyouuglylittlefucker]

YALL. How has no one made a black family/black brothers edit to glory and gore by lorde??? I need it. I don’t know how to edit for shit but maraduers edit side of tumblr. Please hear my plea.

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[saturnsconstellation]

after lily and james finally got together, she thought he’d go all cocky. oh no, that boy is compliant. no complaints. oh, no don’t worry about him joking around, he took seven years to bag her, he’s not fumbling.

[angelkittensstuff]

you and your f/o are resting after a long day and they start pretending to draw little shapes and words on your arm

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[alya-stargazer]

Regulus definitely used Sirius's ID to enter bars before

[alya-stargazer]

Regulus definitely used Sirius's ID to enter bars before

[mydearestmoonyy]

taking remus to a science museum is sirius’ equivalent of walking a dog. remus gets excited by everything and talks his ear off the entire time

[i-likecherrycola]

pandora who loves her jewellery and rings but can't wear it for more than an hour because her hands feel claustrophobic

[ohyouuglylittlefucker]

yall uh.

I think I’m finally just gonna chill with being He/Him? I still don’t feel like just a guy but like for right now I think I wanna just roll with a solid He/Him. please don’t use any form of they for me. I am strictly He/Him for rn.

[ohyouuglylittlefucker]

made newt note necklace from tmr!! (spoilers for the death cure/The maze runner in general.)

watched the death cure last night and OMG. HIS DEATH SCENCE FUCKING RUINED ME, IT WAS SO HEROIC WHAT HE DID.

even tho I wasn’t a super huge newt fan, he was still a important and interesting character, his death was so sad too :(((. 10/10 trilogy. Finished the first book on Wednesday, cant wait to get the next one from the library!!

[the-boy-angel]

I’d love to be put in a field of daisies and run aestheticcly through it but I’m scared of bees so I’ll pass actually.