Oil From The Earth

Sigurd Upper Oil Management

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I Just FUCKING Love The Krunch

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TONIGHT, AND TONIGHT ONLY… (at 7:00pm EST)

ELMER SINGS!*

*a fundraiser in support of Transgender Law Center

(Elmer sings is a one-time event in which Elmer’s admin will be playing guitar, singing songs, and generally hanging out on a livestream that is available to Patreon subscribers only; all money raised via new Patreon subscribers and optional donations/song requests today will be donated to Transgender Law Center. To join in on the fun, make your pledge at https://www.patreon.com/fruitsoftheape - access to the show requires at least a $5 pledge, and all funds raised from new pledges for this event will be donated directly to Transgender Law Center. Donors will find a link to the stream in Elmer’s discord server once we go live.)

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Horses Hunt In Packs

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Horses Dont Care About You

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Horses Kill For Sport

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I Am So Big Cause Of Yeast

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Breab

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Bread

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@bakersnail100 Tycoon Is In Dire Need Of Your Services

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Am Having Maximum Supreme Glutens

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Bread

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God I Fucking Love Bread

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Breab

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Bread

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Breab

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Math Is Sexy

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Oh Yes Number Me Down Baby

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Hello 411 FBI Some One Is Beinge An Radical Pervert

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The Only Pervert Here Is U

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Tit

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See

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An Pox Up On Your. Oh Gross How’d Did Your Get The Pox’s??? Oh From Beinge Gross With Math. An Pox Two Pox Cow Pox Blue Pox. 

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Also I Got That Poc From A Red Hot Chilly Pepper

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Oh From Californication??

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No From Texas

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Oh I’m Don’t Whant To Know What Your Do With Some Texas Instriment’s

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Whhat The fuck are you two talk about shut up about pock god you will attrack a him to our location god are you stupit

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Pocks And Pock’s Ha Ha!!

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Nani

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I Dont Want This Sadness To Consume Me

But Sometimes I Feel As Though Its All I Am

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Got New Job At Local Home Debot

Slap Lumber All Day Long Babu Boy

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Here

Since Some Of You Still Dont Fucking Get It

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GKOOGKABURRITO

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Theres A Big Bastard Here Just Fucking Sleeping In The Ice LOL

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Two Big Bastards

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Three, Now I See Three Bastards.

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What The Fuck Are They Doing

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Weird Dogs

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The End

...Near

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Over...

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Follow Me And I Shall Never Lead You Astray

My Children Trust In Me I Swear To Love

The Oil Accepts All So Drink Up Sclorkp

UP Thick Greamy Oil

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wrinkly lad

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Use My Likeness Pay The Toll

Within The Wrinkles Place Your Soul

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Me Telling My Funny Jokes And Stories On LETTERMAN.

He Asked My Secret To Eternal Life And I Slashed His Tires.