no spell is greater

than that which comes from a place of both hatred and love

[saucysage]

wear robes do magic serve cunt

[8ball-wizard]

i'm w4ms (wizard 4 mad scientist)

[wizardlywarblings]

oh yeah, whell i’m w3mi

[tikkety-tok]

such rage in such a little body

[dorbu]

[casmick-consequences]

i think he needs to ca

he needs to calm his ti

calm his t

[asymbina]

this is the greatest photo I've seen in ages

[wizardlywarblings]

easiest kill of my life

[chunk-your-guts]

I Dont Want To Eat The Flesh Of God. I Just Want To Suck The Marrow

[chunk-your-guts]

[chunk-your-guts]

I Cant Tolerate The Concept Its Just Unacceptab-CRUNCH. Sorry Dont Mind It As I Was Saying To Eat The Flesh Is A-CRUNCH. Ahem. To Eating Of The Flesh Of God. Well What Can I Say. What Was I Saying CRUNCH. Oh Yes. The Flesh Of God Is Rancid And Rotten Best Left For The Flies And Maggots. But Encased In The Bone Is The Good Stuff. CRUNCH. Suck The Marrow. Or Boil It Out And Drink It

[wizardlywarblings]

i’m surprised you were able to talk for this long. maybe i should turn up the power of the crushing spell

[isellabite100]

Tor Web Browsir We’re Mated 12 Time’s In One Day Are We’re In Love Yet?

[wizardlywarblings]

we did no such thing. stop lying

[isellabite100]

Get Out OF My Private Massage’s Weird One I’m Talkinge Of My Boy Friend (Cock)

[wizardlywarblings]

not that private if i can see & get in hm funnyman?

[isellabite100]

OK I’m Makinge Chicken Nougets Who Whant’s Any

[wizardlywarblings]

only if you eat one first… suspicions

[isellabite100]

OK I’m Eatinge Ten (10) First…Yum…Sekrit In Grediant Was Theft And Stealinge Them

[wizardlywarblings]

you lie then. you never “made” it at all. one question though was this an armed robbery or a burglery and if so what weapon did you use

[stardial]

Top 5 tumblr wizards?

cant they top me instead

[wizardlywarblings]

i think thats called numerator

[cryptotheism]

Some birds are air Elementals and some are of watery nature and others still are of earthly disposition. If there are fire element birds nobody is quite sure yet.

[yurinullification]

does the golden pheasant mean nothing to you

[cryptotheism]

Gay wind elemental

[kunosoura]

What about the Aleutian Auklet, a bird whose habitat requires ongoing volcanic activity?

Or Maleos, birds which rely on solar/geothermal heat for egg incubation?

[cryptotheism]

Potentially of mixed firey/earthy nature.

[wizardlywarblings]

What About Rexbert, Tit Of Burning Power

[fruitsoftheape100]

Im Your Roast Peast

[slimegirlwarlock]

is that a magic wand in your pocket or ius your penis casting spells lol

[evilwizard]

the second one. ple ase help

[cryptotheism]

HOOOOUUOU

HUGAGH

[punksdocrimes]

[evilwizard]

it’s really not that hard to make a popular blog on tumblr. what you’re gonna wanna do is put the words “evil” and “wizard” in the url somewhere

[emeraldwhale]

Target audience

[evilwizard]

my beautifal children

[prokopetz]

When you see a post about a wizard casting Penis Blast without further elaboration, what kind of spell do you picture them casting?

A blast which issues from the penis

A blast which strikes the penis

A blast which conjures a penis

A blast which grants its target a penis

A blast which transforms its target into a penis

A blast which itself resembles a penis

A blast which in some metaphysical sense IS a penis

A blast invented by a wizard named Penis

Other (specify)

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2023

[wizardlywarblings]

It is a Blast that Smells Of Penis

[pissvortex]

[wizardlywarblings]

eat the rich. more like eat the rits

[100493503004422]

making friends as an adult is the worst, I just want to know people already. no meet only know

[100493503004422]

this person said "become a brain witch" like I'm supposed to know what that is

[100493503004422]

help I'm being dragged by the brain witch community

[faery-wizard]

[zanta-is-feelin-some-kinda-way]

@wizard-council-bureaucrat

is this an actual problem RN?

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Right now??? Right NOW?!

This has been a problem since about 15 minutes into the first The Wizard Council when all 9 wizards on the council broke off to start their own council

[greywizard-reporter-jim]

You guys fired me and everything went to shit. Just saying.

[wizardlywarblings]

you’re all ignoring the fact that the gods exiled one of their own who would go on to become the first wizard. this situation was what led to wizard existence