All Hail the Stephen King

Rhi, 25 • bi, they, pisces. Boston, MA. Free Palestine, fuck Nazis, and fight the patriarchy. ✨profile picrew @☆frend maker☆ ✨ please read my byf!✨

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

[morgannalefey]

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

[jett-yyh]

all the people～so many people～

[bloodiegawz]

well at least im not 11 or 12 or 13 or 14 or 15 or 16 or 17 or 18 or one of those awful years

[johnathandarksouls]

Fie, I remember my teen years, t’was when I was a squire. Terrible thing those years. I am Johnathan Darksouls

[bloodiegawz]

i know you always have my back johnathan darksouls

[woolay-archives-blog]

I feel uneasy

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

these pictures are so loose and lacking in detail that it’s making my brain force images onto them that aren’t actually there

[klapollo]

is that wrinkly kong

[k3vxz93pfd28bdw0s2]

ok these are all quite certainly this exact picture of wrinkly kong. why

[woolay-archives-blog]

forget what you saw

[inkuringu-blog]

[newbarktownalumni]

[threedollarsdotcom]

weve decided not to move forward with you at this position because a meteor has hit our office and destroyed the whole shit big mode. we hope your job search goes well

[daughterofchaos]

Snuff bottle in the shape of a butterfly, ca. 19th century, China

The Metropolitan Museum of Art

[cyberbae]

Be good for daddy or else

[cyberbae]

Be good for daddy or else

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: FOR UNCLE CHARALES DMV: FUCKED Verdict: DENIED

[warabou]

[ladyoftheharbour]

[ladyoftheharbour]

[viaka13]

a friend of mine has a decently sized personal bar and one night he realized that a lot of his bottles and mixers were close to empty, not enough to make any given drink with, so he mixed them all together and it looked like the dirty water from those big floor scrubber machines. Dark purpley brown and thick and he decided it was the Floor Scrubber cocktail and actually drank it. It apparently tasted very bland.

[thelorewriter-inator]

A collection of similarly interesting/disgusting drinks from the notes

[dogrotpdf]

had someone come to my book event last night and give me this. couldnt ask for anything better, really. yes, they’ll be at my birthday party in november

[dogrotpdf]

you’ll never believe the turn of events that have transpired tonight

[dogrotpdf]

[dragongirlsnout]

When you drink a minuscule amount of alcohol and still get absolutely wasted: Night of the Hog

When you drink a ton and yet feel nothing out of the ordinary: Night of the Wolf

[dragongirlsnout]

I reference this literally every time I'm at a bar because I somewhat convinced I saw it in a tumblr post somewhere but I have been informed that this is not in fact a known tumblr post in circulation and I was shown a prophetic vision at some point leading me to form the dichotomy from first principals

[cheaphalloweencostume]

good morning from the airport

[zoesupreme]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[zoesupreme]

man...

[saucefunk]

some more apprentice adam

[pinsque]

[kuivamustekala]

Finns are disappointed in streaming services and have started pirating again - "This is not how society works", scolds copyright collective.

"Well fucking boohoo", says an expert.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[piendish]

sad day in the new’s

[horriblewarlock]

DEVIOUS GNOME WAITS TO AMBUSH TRAVELLERS