The signs as… Fuck I dunno *spins wheel* types of mustard
Aries: HORSE RADISH Taurus: SPICY BROWN Gemini: ZESTY ITALIAN Cancer: cream cheese Leo: HOTDOG STAND BRAND Virgo: THE FANCY HONEY KIND Libra: THE SPICY REGULAR KIND Scorpio: DIJON Sagittarius: insanely expensive organic cruelty free mustard harvested from the hands of god Capricorn: those little packets u get in school lunches Aquarius: chinese hot mustard Pisces: the actual mustard plant the fucking flower the non edible at all flower








