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colton haynes photographed by nino munΜoz, 2020
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Colton: I'm lowkey regretting moving out because I miss having you right in the room next to me. I mean, I know you're still close by but it's not the same. Especially since I've been officially ghosted by a certain boy toy named Troye.
Holland: See, this is why you should never leave me. I also miss you. Bachelor Monday isn't the same without you! What happened with your boy toy?
Colton: Bachelor night is never the same whenever we're not together. Plus this season has been CRAZY, which I know we've texted about. But it's not the same unless we're wine drunk and yelling at the tv together. Anyway, things were going great with Troye. I felt like I spent more time over at his place than at my own, which is another part of the reason that I moved out anyway. But we both became pretty busy with our own things, him especially. He had new music coming out. So he had a bunch of promotions happening, which I understood.
Colton: But then he would also always use the excuse that he couldn't come over or see me because he had traveled and had to quarantine for 2 weeks. Which I also understood. But with everything added together, it was obvious what was happening. Plus, I would also reach out on Instagram. He would post things promoting new music. So I'd congratulate him and tell him it was great. And he would leave me on read. It's just frustrating and I don't know what even happened to trigger it all.
Holland: I'm sorry you're going through all of this, babe. I think we've all been in that position at one point or another. And it sucks. Especially when your mind is running endlessly with thoughts wondering where things went wrong and what you could have done differently. But just know that this is his loss. You're a bad bitch who don't need a man. But any man would be lucky to have youβ€οΈ
Colton: You're too good to me, Holβ€οΈ I hope that you know I'm still very serious about our pact to marry each other if we're still single by 40. Because I may just consider staying single until then so I can marry you. Unless things are still going strong with you and your man. How is everything with him?
Holland: I hate to break it to you, but things are still going great with him. I'm still pinching myself because I can't believe this beautiful and perfect man is my boyfriend.
Holland: Although he does have the tendency to be a little messy sometimes. He makes up for that in other ways though π
Colton: As disgustingly annoying that you guys were when I was living there, you were still pretty cute. I can tell he really does care about you. I'm just happy you're happy, Hol. You deserve nothing but the best. Plus, damn. You definitely landed a stud π
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Troye: I do. Mostly because I get to be the one who has the honor of saying I'm the one who makes the Colton Haynes weak and gets to hear him moan. Every gay in California is jealous of me.
Colton: I'm pretty sure it's me that every gay in California is jealous of. I get to be the one on top of you, fucking you until you scream.
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Troye: These are some bold claims you're making, Colton. Best sex ever? π I mean, not to put down my own stroke game or anything, but I'm honored.
Colton: Best sex ever and best dick ever. I don't use these titles lightly, so you should definitely feel honored right now.
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Troye: I'm not the one being weird about it!
Troye: I just... yeah. I mean, I wrote a song. I was feeling inspired. I don't hate having sex with you and it's some of the best sex that I've had in a long time. That's all.
Colton: I don't hate having sex with you either. I really enjoy it actually. And I'd say it's the best sex I've had in a long time too. Dare I even say the best sex ever.
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Troye: I regret telling you now. Stop it.
Troye: Yeah, it's nice. I mean, obviously. I wrote a song about it.
Troye: ANYWAY. Stop being weird. Let's move on.
Colton: Oh come on. Let me have my moment to brag about it.
Colton: Don't be weird about it. I'm flattered.
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Troye: I mean.
Troye: You're basically the only person I'm fucking lately so by process of elimination I guess that means yeah.
Colton: Well in that case, it's an honor to have a dick so bomb that you wrote a song about it.
Colton: Also you're the only guys I've been fucking lately too. I kind of like it that way.
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Troye: Why do you need to know? Nosy.
Colton: Because I'm a nosey bitch and I want to be able to brag about it if it's about me.
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Troye: Oh my god.
Troye: Donβt think so highly of yourself, babe. It could be about anyone.
Colton: Who is it about then? π€
Colton: Anyone I know? πππ
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Colton: So I heard your new song.
Colton: Dick so good it deserves a full song, huh? ππ¦
thetruthteagay: You are my queen and no man will ever be worthy of you π
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Troye: Too many old gays on Grindr. Like, I thought we lived in LA? Where are all the hot and gays that are our age? I mean, luckily we found our way to each other but after having to sift through so many old men. John Stamos is hot. But like, he's still a little too old.
Troye: Like Lionel Richie. Oh my god, you're a dork.
Troye: Hmmm... I'm into it. I've only done that a few times with my ex while I was on tour but it's different and new. I could be about it.
Colton: I'm staying away from the older gays for a while. I tried it out and it just ended badly. I need some hot younger guys/guys around my own age. So basically you. I'd still choose you over John Stamos. But like, I'd love to just have the option of John Stamos. Just because Uncle Jesse was my childhood crush
Colton: Am I at least a charming dork that made you laugh?
Colton: I've done it a few times too. But it will be something new and exciting for us together. Plus it can get us through another few weeks of quarantine.
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Troye: Ugh, god. I've given up ton Grindr. Too many old men for me and I need more than what they can give me. I just know what I want when I want it and how I want it. One five minute fuck isn't enough. John Stamos, huh? Yeah, I get it.
Troye: And make sure to get lots of sleep. I'm not letting you get any.
Troye: I figured it was. You tease. I mean, pictures can do for the time being but there will come a moment where it just won't cut it.
Colton: I've had so many sugar daddies approach me too. But it doesn't really surprise me because my ex husband was a lot older than me so. But I just didn't want to go down that path again. However, I would risk it all for John Stamos.
Colton: My sleep schedule lately has me nocturnal. So I'll be sure to get a good days sleep and come over energized to go all night long. Just like Lionel Richie.
Colton: Well when that moment comes, we'll have to switch to video. Or even phone sex. Or FaceTime sex.
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Troye: Have I? Well that makes me feel special. Out of all the guys you're potentially seeing, *I'm* the subject. Or do you tell all your guys that?
Troye: We're gonna need to be well rested by the time you come over next, then. Sounds like no sleep or rest will be had.
Troye: Nah, no way. And don't think I didn't see you little thirst trap either. Because like, I saw it. And you're such a fucking tease.
Colton: My Grindr has been pretty stale lately. You just so happen to be the only guy I'm talking to. So you're always the star of my wet dreams. But every once in a while John Stamos pops up too. But you can't blame me for that because he's a stud.
Colton: I'll be sure to pick up some coffee for us when I'm on my way over. It sounds like we'll need the energy.
Colton: I'm glad you saw it. It was posted just for you ;)
thetruthteagay: Had a nice run today. Love this LA weather π¦
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Troye: I'll be patiently waiting for the day that you can come back. Like, a bitch has needs over here and I can only do so much to meet them for myself.
Troye: Add that to the list of things to do when we can see each other. It's a very long list at this rate, but I've got it in my to get through all of it.
Troye: Fuck, you're so hot. π© Like seriously? Were you chiseled by angels?
Colton: A bitch has needs over here too, don't worry. You've been the subject of all my wet dreams lately.
Colton: My list of things I want to do to you just keeps growing longer by the minute.
Colton: YOU'RE the one that was chiseled by angels. You're jawline. UGH. I just want to kiss it and trail down to your neck. I miss making out with you.