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#( finsta. )#and it's a thirst trap of course

Troye Sivan

𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 ↺ 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐬

Colton: I'm pretty sure it's me that every gay in California is jealous of. I get to be the one on top of you, fucking you until you scream.

Troye: You better stop that. Otherwise I'm gonna have to act up on this plane.

Troye: In just a bit under sixteen hours I'll be back in LA and I'm all yours again.

#( text. )#( colton haynes. )

𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 ↺ 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐬

Colton: Best sex ever and best dick ever. I don't use these titles lightly, so you should definitely feel honored right now.

Troye: I do. Mostly because I get to be the one who has the honor of saying I'm the one who makes the Colton Haynes weak and gets to hear him moan. Every gay in California is jealous of me.

#( text. )#( colton haynes. )

𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 ↺ 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐬

Colton: I don't hate having sex with you either. I really enjoy it actually. And I'd say it's the best sex I've had in a long time too. Dare I even say the best sex ever.

Troye: These are some bold claims you're making, Colton. Best sex ever? 👀 I mean, not to put down my own stroke game or anything, but I'm honored.

#( text. )#( colton haynes. )

𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 ↺ 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐬

Colton: Oh come on. Let me have my moment to brag about it.

Colton: Don't be weird about it. I'm flattered.

Troye: I'm not the one being weird about it!

Troye: I just... yeah. I mean, I wrote a song. I was feeling inspired. I don't hate having sex with you and it's some of the best sex that I've had in a long time. That's all.

#( text. )#( colton haynes. )

𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 ↺ 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐬

Colton: Well in that case, it's an honor to have a dick so bomb that you wrote a song about it.

Colton: Also you're the only guys I've been fucking lately too. I kind of like it that way.

Troye: I regret telling you now. Stop it.

Troye: Yeah, it's nice. I mean, obviously. I wrote a song about it.

Troye: ANYWAY. Stop being weird. Let's move on.

#( text. )#( colton haynes. )

𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 ↺ 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐬

Colton: Because I'm a nosey bitch and I want to be able to brag about it if it's about me.

Troye: I mean.

Troye: You're basically the only person I'm fucking lately so by process of elimination I guess that means yeah.

#( text. )#( colton haynes. )

𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 ↺ 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐬

Colton: Who is it about then? 🤔

Colton: Anyone I know? 👁👄👁

Troye: Why do you need to know? Nosy.

#( text. )#( colton haynes. )

𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 ↺ 𝐛𝐢𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐚𝐲𝐧𝐞𝐬

Colton: So I heard your new song.

Colton: Dick so good it deserves a full song, huh? 🍆💦

Troye: Oh my god.

Troye: Don’t think so highly of yourself, babe. It could be about anyone.

#( text. )#( colton haynes. )

𝐭𝐞𝐱𝐭 ↺ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭.𝐬.

Troye: This came to me in a fever dream last night and while most of my dreams are off the wall, I think this might actually be pretty brilliant.

Troye: You, me, and Miss Ariana Grande. The Schuyler Sisters. I'd be Peggy, of course, since she's really pretty much irrelevant. Ariana could be Angelica, and you'd be Eliza. I don't know who we need to contact to make this happen but it needs to happen.

#( text. )#( taylor swift. )

#( ts. )#these pictures aren't in his tag and i absolutely fucking love them #like he looks so good #brunette troye is my favorite #ok bye

𝙩𝙚𝙭𝙩 →𝙣𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 🍜

Alex: I know! It made my heart happy to see Alex live out his gay fantasies. But at the same time, I'm still so sad it's over.

Troye: It is sad BUT! Maybe this means you'll have more time to pick up some other roles that have more of you kissing boys? Maybe? I don't know?

#( text. )#( miles heizer. )

𝙩𝙚𝙭𝙩 →𝙣𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 🍜

Troye: Watching the new season of 13RW and Alex kissing boys is where 👏🏻 it's 👏🏻 at 👏🏻

#( text. )#( miles heizer. )

𝙩𝙚𝙭𝙩 →𝙣𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 🍜

Miles: Shit, I just outed one of my biggest secrets to you. Just keep it to yourself because I can't let it get out that I blow people off to pretend I'm busy when I'm really just watching 90 Day Fiance at home with my dog. Well it looks like your dog has that in common with you. You're cute and all. But you're so much better in person.

Troye: I'll keep it to myself for now. But I may use it as blackmail against you later, just saying. Only joking, I'm above that. Huh. I can say the same thing about you, sir. You're not too bad in pictures but you're definitely a lot better in person.

#( text. )#( miles heizer. )

𝙩𝙚𝙭𝙩 →𝙣𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 🍜

Miles: If it were really painful and terrible to hang out with you, I would be lying right now and telling you something came up and we need to reschedule. Or just straight up not replying all together. Hm, cute boy and cute dog? Sounds like the perfect combination.

Troye: I'll keep it in mind if the time comes that you decide to tell me that something came up and you can't make it. I know all your secrets now, Miles. I'd say I agree with you. The dog is even cuter in person, I'm not gonna life.

#( text. )#( miles heizer. )

𝙩𝙚𝙭𝙩 →𝙣𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙 🍜

Miles: I think I can make that happen. It's not like I'm up to much these days anyway. Plus being with you for a few days doesn't sound like the worst thing in the world.

Troye: I mean, I would hope not. I like to think it's not too horrible or painful to hang out with me. And, you know, I got a pretty cute dog. Even if you don't stay for me, you can at least stay for the dog.

#( text. )#( miles heizer. )

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