Misadventures in OKCupid

Just one woman looking for love in all the wrong places - and all those places are OkCupid. Everything you see here is from people who either messaged me or visited my profile (plus the occasional obviously fake profile that popped up in my matches). What I'm saying here is that I didn't go out of my way to find any of this.

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Just trying to be nice and not ignore the poor guy. Nope.

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Some 50-year-old targeting women in their early 20s, I assume? I'm sure he took a lot of time to get interested in your personality, given that he has given the oh-so-specific compliment of "your profile seems interesting" which is shorthand for "I'm too lazy to respond to anything in your profile. I didn't even read it, actually. I just think that saying I did makes it look like I did"

I like how all you said was "too old for me." But to this guy, not dating creepy old dudes is apparently just as bad as racism.

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This is some kind of PUA thing isn't it? That's what I automatically assume when I get strings of nonsense like this.

I get it now. Pick-up Artists totally are artists. Their art is Dada.

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Not sure what I did to deserve that one.

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For once, you got something right.

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I wanna punch your face.

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Everything happens so much.

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Why would you even?

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"Females I've put my penis in" 

"hangups women put men through"

And that "just because" is really only half a sentence. The rest of that sentence should read, "I'm a sexual predator"

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U sound shitty

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This really could have been worded better.

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Well, that's a new one.

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Wishes don't come true.

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This is someone's actual profile picture. I did not alter this in any way.

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Jesus fucking Christ my vagina just sealed itself shut

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