More bounce to the ounce.

The dog that chases its tail will be dizzy.

[eve-was-framed]

hoping that 2025 is the year where it stops being so popular to believe that something being a coping mechanism for trauma means it’s above any criticism

[okinawa-oneway]

Everybody claims they're in therapy so I'm starting to think it's just not working

[okinawa-oneway]

Some days i look up and realize that I’ve been married nearly a decade to a man that thinks I’m the sun and moon and stars and wonder what makes me deserving of such a thing.

[okinawa-oneway]

And in a plot twist everyone saw coming, my loving, kind, supportive, amazing husband has cancer.

[okinawa-oneway]

Some days i look up and realize that I’ve been married nearly a decade to a man that thinks I’m the sun and moon and stars and wonder what makes me deserving of such a thing.

[okinawa-oneway]

Sometimes I just need to type to get it out then backspace. Cause it’ll be a cold day in hell before i overshare online.

[okinawa-oneway]

Such losers

[okinawa-oneway]

Husband brought me chocolate and roses cause my period started.

It’s so lovely over here

[okinawa-oneway]

Not taking your meds doesnt make you quirky. The rest of us are suffering

[okinawa-oneway]

Dylts? Ayhrn? Dyegn? Ays? Ihyfygiit? Ygm? Yttnywiwy?

[frawgs]

[okinawa-oneway]

My biggest flex in continuing to learn French is when I’m having a convo with a native speaker and I mention being American and theyre shocked to find out I’m not from a francophone family. Also that my son speaks like it’s his first language.

[okinawa-oneway]

A slave to your desires ? Pathetic

[okinawa-oneway]

Gone off champagne and an edible at the Hozier concert in Belgium. I know one Hozier song and it’s the exact one you’re thinking of

[okinawa-oneway]

I def use all my southern slang when talking to my foreign friends and just leave it up to chance if they can figure it wtf I’m talking about

[okinawa-oneway]

One of my biggest pet peeves in tv/movies is when a villain is established as a ruthless killer who kills indiscriminately with little to no remorse and yet for some unexplained reason when they cross paths with the protagonist they only injure/ knock them out/hold them hostage….basically anything but kill them.

They’ll show an antagonist double tap a kindergartener because they were in the wrong place at the wrong time but when they finally get their hands on the main character that they’ve been trying to kill for 7 straight episodes, they need to torture them or whatever plot device keeps the good guy from dying.

[rainekeiko]

[modernamami-deactivated20230110]

she slutted him out

[colourmocha-deactivated20210215]

booty eaterrrrr 😩🤣🤣

[tarynel]

Yall think she pegs him?

[nicksand]

100% yes!

[tarynel]

I wonder if him and his first wife ain't work out because she ain't wanna eat his butt butt

[okinawa-oneway]

This man had a baby on her. I wish she wanted better for herself but i can’t make a 50 yr old woman love herself

[okinawa-oneway]

Things are not always as they seem, unless it seems like a weird sex thing, in which case things are usually exactly as they seem. Proceed with caution