Dragon Age Inquisition - a short summary
Justinia: so let's begin this concl *huge explosion that kills everyone*
Me: ah yes this is it that's how it should be very nice very fucKING NICE
Inquisitor: *checks own hand* I jacked off too much
Cassandra: *grabs Inquisitor's hand* explain this
Inquisitor: *sweats nervously*
Cassandra: look at that big green thing in the sky
Cassandra: it is linked to your hand and it's killing you
Inquisitor: magnificent my ass
Solas: quick we have to close the thing gimme your hand
Inquisitor: why is this egg touching me
Varric: I'm here too and Bianca also
Inquisitor: did you named your crossbow
Varric: I'm still unromanceable
Leliana: a lot of people died
Josephine: we have no resources
Cullen: everyone is against us
Cassandra: I hereby declare the Inquisition reborn
Cullen: who'll be the leader
Inquisitor: talk to the hand
Blacwall: I'm a grey warden
Inquisitor: where are the other grey wardens?
Inquisitor: what are they doing now?
Inquisitor: why are you not dressed like them?
Inquisitor: well I'm sure there is a legit reason you don't know shit nevermind peace
Random orlesian noble: *talks shit about the Inquisitor*
Vivienne: well excuse YOU
Random orlesian noble: *turns into ice and explodes*
Vivienne: that bitch dared to mess my floor someone clean this
Inquisitor: why can't I romance you
Sera: *unintelligible speaking*
Sera: *poorly articulated sentences*
Inquisitor: welcome aboard
Iron Bull: hello yes I would like to join your respectable organisation if that is legit to ask
Iron Bull: by the way I'm a qunari spy which means I'll spy you for the qunari
Inquisitor: sure we'll bang like rabbits
Inquisitor: a threesome nice
Cullen: so we help the mages or templars?
Leliana: sorry that isn't possible it's from Dragon Age Origins that you can only choose one of them we're not changning now
Inquisitor: well that's a tough question let me see I choose... Josephine
Josephine: god I'm so fucking cute
Corypheus: here I am, I'm the main antagonist hello
Inquisitor: fuck where do you come from
Corypheus: I was in Dragon Age II
Corypheus: yes I was in that DLC rude
Varric: well I didn't play it so I don't know you therefore you don't exist
Corypheus: damn don't treat me like that I got a dragon
Inquisitor: you dragon looks pretty dead
Corypheus: it's an archdemon you wanker
Corypheus' dragon: *destroys Haven*
Inquisitor: shit Corydoras and his pet got mad let's get out of here
Inquisitor: oh fuck yes this is my jam
Solas: here we are that's Skyhold
Inquisitor: listen here you hard-boiled egg how the fuck did you know there was a big ass castle in the middle of the cosmic void
Solas: I, like, read that somewhere I think
Inquisitor: and why were you exactly near the conclave when it exploded?
Solas: *sweats like a fried egg*
Inquisitor: how do you know my hand could close the rifts? Why do you know Corynne's sphere? Hmm???
Inquisitor: shit we're lucky to have you don't we
Solas: *slighty approves*
Dorian's dad: you fucking disgrace homosexuality is sin
Dorian: shut up I hate you
Dorian's mom: don't talk to my brother like that
Inquisitor: listen Cole it doesn't matter what you are the only important thing is that you act well do you understand
Cole: I'm invisible and I watch you while you shower
Inquisitor: son of biatch
Inquisitor: fuck I lost but so have you
Morrigan: so we have to go get Cory-in-the-house's sidekick we have 2 options
Morrigan: we simply follow and kill said sidekick or
Morrigan: we solve a shitload of puzzle and riddles created with the only purpose of wasting our time
Inquisitor: hm what should I do let's ask the bullseye egg
Solas: I don't know but those fen'harel statues have nothing to do with me
Morrigan: I'm gonna drink from the well of sorrows
Abelas: bitch that's our latrine
Morrigan: I see sounds now
Corypheus: I'm so mad I'm gonna become a god and kill everyone like for real
Inquisitor: Corythosaurus please don't do it
Inquisitor: bc Varric loves you
Corypheus: *dies in tears*
Solas: I may be outspoken but the sphere's broken
Inquisitor: who made the rhyme committed the crime
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