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Keni
trying on a metaphor
Show & Tell
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Dragon Age Inquisition - a short summary
Justinia: so let's begin this concl *huge explosion that kills everyone*
Me: ah yes this is it that's how it should be very nice very fucKING NICE
Inquisitor: *checks own hand* I jacked off too much
Cassandra: *grabs Inquisitor's hand* explain this
Inquisitor: *sweats nervously*
Cassandra: look at that big green thing in the sky
Inquisitor: magnificent
Cassandra: it is linked to your hand and it's killing you
Inquisitor: magnificent my ass
---
Solas: quick we have to close the thing gimme your hand
Inquisitor: why is this egg touching me
Varric: I'm here too and Bianca also
Inquisitor: did you named your crossbow
Varric: I'm still unromanceable
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Leliana: a lot of people died
Josephine: we have no resources
Cullen: everyone is against us
Cassandra: I hereby declare the Inquisition reborn
Cullen: who'll be the leader
Inquisitor: I
Leliana: why
Inquisitor: talk to the hand
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Blacwall: I'm a grey warden
Inquisitor: where are the other grey wardens?
Blackwall: dunno lol
Inquisitor: what are they doing now?
Blackwall: um
Inquisitor: why are you not dressed like them?
Blackwall: I... ah...
Inquisitor: well I'm sure there is a legit reason you don't know shit nevermind peace
Blackwall: smooth
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Random orlesian noble: *talks shit about the Inquisitor*
Vivienne: well excuse YOU
Random orlesian noble: *turns into ice and explodes*
Vivienne: that bitch dared to mess my floor someone clean this
Inquisitor: why can't I romance you
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Sera: *unintelligible speaking*
Inquisitor: yeah sure
Sera: *poorly articulated sentences*
Inquisitor: of course
Sera: shite
Inquisitor: welcome aboard
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Iron Bull: hello yes I would like to join your respectable organisation if that is legit to ask
Iron Bull: by the way I'm a qunari spy which means I'll spy you for the qunari
Inquisitor: sure we'll bang like rabbits
Krem: I'm joining too
Inquisitor: a threesome nice
---
Cullen: so we help the mages or templars?
Inquisitor: why not both
Leliana: sorry that isn't possible it's from Dragon Age Origins that you can only choose one of them we're not changning now
Inquisitor: well that's a tough question let me see I choose... Josephine
Josephine: god I'm so fucking cute
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Corypheus: here I am, I'm the main antagonist hello
Inquisitor: fuck where do you come from
Corypheus: I was in Dragon Age II
Varric: no you were not
Corypheus: yes I was in that DLC rude
Varric: well I didn't play it so I don't know you therefore you don't exist
Corypheus: damn don't treat me like that I got a dragon
Inquisitor: you dragon looks pretty dead
Corypheus: it's an archdemon you wanker
Corypheus' dragon: *destroys Haven*
Inquisitor: shit Corydoras and his pet got mad let's get out of here
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Everyone: *sings*
Inquisitor: oh fuck yes this is my jam
Solas: here we are that's Skyhold
Inquisitor: listen here you hard-boiled egg how the fuck did you know there was a big ass castle in the middle of the cosmic void
Solas: I, like, read that somewhere I think
Inquisitor: and why were you exactly near the conclave when it exploded?
Solas: *sweats like a fried egg*
Inquisitor: how do you know my hand could close the rifts? Why do you know Corynne's sphere? Hmm???
Solas: ehm...
Inquisitor: shit we're lucky to have you don't we
Solas: *slighty approves*
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Dorian: I'm gay
Dorian's dad: you fucking disgrace homosexuality is sin
Dorian: shut up I hate you
Dorian's mom: don't talk to my brother like that
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Cole: what am I
Solas: you spirit
Varric: you human
Inquisitor: listen Cole it doesn't matter what you are the only important thing is that you act well do you understand
Cole: I'm invisible and I watch you while you shower
Inquisitor: son of biatch
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Celene: the game
Inquisitor: fuck I lost but so have you
Celene: dang
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Morrigan: so we have to go get Cory-in-the-house's sidekick we have 2 options
Morrigan: we simply follow and kill said sidekick or
Morrigan: we solve a shitload of puzzle and riddles created with the only purpose of wasting our time
Inquisitor: hm what should I do let's ask the bullseye egg
Solas: I don't know but those fen'harel statues have nothing to do with me
Morrigan: I'm gonna drink from the well of sorrows
Abelas: bitch that's our latrine
Morrigan: I see sounds now
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Corypheus: I'm so mad I'm gonna become a god and kill everyone like for real
Inquisitor: Corythosaurus please don't do it
Corypheus: why
Inquisitor: bc Varric loves you
Corypheus: r-really?
Varric: sike!
Corypheus: *dies in tears*
Solas: I may be outspoken but the sphere's broken
Inquisitor: who made the rhyme committed the crime
Solas: *leaves crying*
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The Sound of Games, part 3.>
Do you like video game music? Then this is probably the playlist for you. Over 4 hours of music from various video games such as: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Skyrim, Baldurs Gate 2, World of Warcraft, The Order: 1886, Assassin’s Creed, Mass Effect, The Legend of Zelda, The Secret World, Ni No Kuni, Tera, Guild Wars 2, Child of Light, A Vampyre Story, Heroes of Might and Magic: 2, Mass Effect 3, Dragon Age: Origins, Fable 2, Dragon Age 2, Bioshock: Infinite, Journey, Diablo 3, Planescape Torment, Portal 2, Destiny, Portal, Oblivion, and Fable 3.
Listen here!
THIS IS THE MO St„ TIMPORATN POS T
Thomas the Whaler card done by me C: Damn I miss this game.
this is literally the only video you need this holiday season
pleas e WATCH THIS IVE WATCHED IT FOUR TIMES
i just burnt my mouth so fucking badly
i saw it was 7 mins long and thought hell no, and here i am watching it for the 3rd time
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT I LOVE IT
I’m crying.
LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning "mr. owl" "oh jesus christ" "please don’t give me that look" "please don’t fly" DYING omg
That owl is 30000000% done
every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it
My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us
WHO DID THIS
inspired by the perfection that is catbug
Oh, you! :B
#remember when hawke died at chateau haine #it was a big tragedy
Oh my god
I’ve watched this 3-second clip like eighteen times