signs and wonders

don't you worry about my immortal soul. it's been starved. jack. chainsmoker. born in '96.

[lesbeast]

am i too old to be here. be honest

[lesbeast]

haven't been here in forever. is anyone still here lol

[orteil42]

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

[flopptropica]

[stickandthorn]

Ozzy Osbourne’s death is like the death of a crusty white 3 legged no toothed dog in it’s mid 20s. It’s shocking and heartbreaking, but the shock mostly comes from the fact that it lived so long and through so much bodily strain that you kind of subconsciously assumed it was immortal.

[dollcoil]

me when i have a bone to pick Lol idk.. im not really sure which one to choose

[sentada]

anyone else think its dope how applying to jobs is intentionally designed as like a humilation ritual where you degrade yourself like a slimy worm both physically and mentally for crumbs

[joeyclaire]

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

[joeyclaire]

[minmos]

i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this

[fromhersoul]

[ouilavie-deactivated20191107]

Bruno Barbey. Thailand. Bangkok. Marketing along Sukhumvit Road, selling orchids. 1994.

[kushblazer666]

[thebreakfastgenie]

it's not mentioned in the song but in the corner of the piano man bar there is a mouse hole and inside that hole is a smaller replica of the bar staffed and patronized by mice who perfectly mirror all of the characters and they all say squeak us a song you're the piano mouse and mouse what are you doing here while they put cheese in his tiny jar

[beatricecenci]

Giannino Marchig (Italian, 1897-1983)

La gonna gialla

[monster2001]

[shamebats]

Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.

[shamebats]

I just realized it's literally just the fucking humors again. We've arrived back at the starting line.

[breelandwalker]

The Four Wellness Humors - Hormones, Toxins, Cortisol, and Gut.

All four exist in a delicate balance, the disruption of which must be corrected through systemic cleanses, diet alteration and fasting, prayer and meditation, and the consumption of dubious potions recommended by strangers.

[theabigailthorn]

Long ago the four humours lived in harmony

[leolaroot]

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

[ivanoyva]

What. What. What. What.

[leolaroot]

im gonna pop some.tag