hail and well met!

you can call me butter!! he/him. and please always try your best to smile for me, it may be hard but it is a beautiful look for you.

[karnalesbian]

Despite how horrifying horses are they don’t have the requisite dexterity to play league of legends and therefore they will never be as disgusting as us

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

horses don’t need limbs to play video games their brains are wired right into the mainfr

[karnalesbian]

they fucking killed her

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

*in a horse accent* no i’m fine!

[feastofsnakes]

What the fuck is a horse accent

[karnalesbian]

Oh You Know

[horrorsoflife]

[old-butteriie]

My friend: what're you smiling about ;)

Me: nothing

My head: tutant meenage neetle teetles

[tamwah]

[worlds-leading-gnome-expert]

These are feds discussing their government issued usernames

[princessrhcenyra]

[danmachi]

[kajiosblog]

Me when I first meet my uncut boyfriend in person

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

[wondyrwoman-deactivated20160623]

My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

[doctorfeliuzumaki]

There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this

[recalcitrantquibblings]

I can’t believe how easily you all abandon the Halloween spirit just because its November now. The way I see it, Halloween isn’t over until you’re forced to take off the skeleton mask because its making your little cousin cry at Thanksgiving dinner.

[threetrollsandadryad]

You think this is a joke?

[threetrollsandadryad]

Its this time of year again

[macgician-deactivated20181203]

my brother sent me this picture a few months ago and it burned a hole in my brain and i have since been unable to stop saying “I’m make cakes” literally every ten seconds

[sprikes]

[when-the-blood-comes-home]

[when-the-blood-comes-home]

[osean-kitty]

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

[catboy-jim]

this picture is absolutely horrifying

[slowroar]

our time is limited

[one-big-hassle]

My friend sent me this after she won 3000 dollars off a scratch off. Reblog so that you can have good luck too

[goluxexmachina]

that’s a lot of dollars

[mayormccheese]

IT WORKES I GOT PAID THREE DAYS EARLY

[one-big-hassle]

THAT’S FUCKING AWESOME

[alternativeblkgal]

🙏🏾

[17284937219873921-deactivated20]

reblog if you’re gay, believe in mothman, or just really fucking love knives

[denzelle]

im always scared terfs will follow me. am i loud enough about hating terfs? can you ever be loud enough about hating terfs?

[rattaildyke]

if ur a terf unfollo me